Thursday, September 18th 2008

Brad Pitt Cares About The Gays

Maddox's daddy has donated 1 Brangelina dollar to fight the gay marriage ban in California. Oh, 1 Brangelina dollar is 100,000 American dollars. The LA Times reports, that Brad announced he is giving up $100,000 from his own checking account to fight California's Proposition 8, a November ballot measure that would eliminate same-sex couples' right to get married.

Brad said: "Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8."

So far, Brad's $100,000 donation is the largest to the NO ON PROP 8 campaign by an A-list celebrity. Come on, Tommy Girl! Step it up! And by "step it up" I don't mean get higher lifts.

If Prop 8 passes, that means Ellen and Portia's beautiful gayelle married bliss would be null and void. Don't make the gayelles sad. The world stops turning when lesbians cry.

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Priss's picture

Bwhahahahhahahahahaha

*looks around*

Lighten up bitches!

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Clarisse's picture

No Words
Right!?!?

I try to stay out of the mud slinging, as everyone has the right to an opinion, but i have just had enough of the sanctimonious megalomaniacal Jolie-Pitts.

*kicks LoLo's kitten*

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Evilshoe
yup. It's in the bible, "for let no man see your charity, and it is the better when unknown."
This is just another attention whore move on his part. Skankalina has taught him well.

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EvilShoe's picture

People that give to charity for all the right reasons don't display it. I'm sure he would argue that he wanted to draw attention to it, but really he's an attention whore.

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Possum's picture

That goatee looks like a monkey's ass.

LoLo's picture

You people are all doody faces!
Why you cants be lovin on the pitt face cause he cares! HE CARES FOR YOU GAY WADS!

Look he gets in fancy pants to tell the world to share a coke and shit like that! BOw down to the coke drinker Pitt face! He do good stuff for our world god bless him and his family ties!

*kicks a kitten*

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Submitted by sabrina on September 18, 2008 - 7:04am.

I think it's important for someone of his status.................
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 18, 2008 - 9:03am.
My mind's eye just healed after trying to poke itself out from that picture. Thanks.
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Sorry 'bout that!

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 7:03am
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Absolutely. I don't base my opinions, votes and contributions on what Brangelina say or do. Woe on those that do.

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wonder how long he had to keep his finger in the light socket to get that hair
mysmichelle, lick my tacobox you nasty ass bitch.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 8:48am.

I've been waiting for someone like you to come along - seeing as marriage is so much about disappointment, I think we'd make a perfect fit!

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We'll last a lifetime! If more people started their marriages knowing it was gonna be a let down, then anything above that would be a pleasant surprise!

OnT: He missed the opportunity to say, " I encourage my fans to donate in support too. So, stop buying candles and goat's blood to worship us for just one day."

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I think it's important for someone of his status to "announce" that even though he is not affected by this Prop 8, he cares enough to want other people to care about this too..it needs to be in the media so people are aware of what is happening...

Most of you are the ones with the sticks up your asses. Go smoke a bowl and calm the fuck down..lay off people who are trying and do make a difference.

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Submitted by The C word on September 18, 2008 - 7:58am.
He should've been wearing the outfit from yesterday's pic when he made the announcement.
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My mind's eye just healed after trying to poke itself out from that picture. Thanks.

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Mysmichelle,

A) If your vote on an issue, that is important enough for you to vote on, can be swayed by Brad Fucking Pitt, I would rather you not vote at all.

B) Bull. This was nothing more than "Look at me!" BS. He learned from the master.

C) "you people" blinded by the Brangelina parade scare the piss out of most people.

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on September 18, 2008 - 7:58am.
Wow - there is no way to please you people

You are right, we always find something to gripe about.

What a great guy for giving so generously to a total non-issue. Honestly, I think NO ONE should be allowed to get married.

NEXT!

I'm really hoping this leads to Brad and Angelina getting married.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Looks like he cut his own hair.

And for the love of holy fuckhell. Gay marriage is the last damned thing threatening the sanctity of our country.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!

And their neverending quest for validation by being mentioned in the press 211987 times a day.

Mysmichelle's picture

I believe the statement was to draw attention to the cause and maybe get other people to vote to keep the marriages legal. You only make yourselves look bad when you say stupid shit about someone doing the right thing. Wow - there is no way to please you people

The C word's picture

He should've been wearing the outfit from yesterday's pic when he made the announcement.

That said, in future years people will look back at this debate incredulous that it was even an issue...much the same way we view how our ancestors denied women the right to vote, kept black people segregated, etc.

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Otter Pop's picture

Do they ever give money to charity without making an announcement or posing for a photo?

No Words's picture

I hate that gay marriage might be overturned. The daughter of a friend of mine is planning to go to California to marry her girlfriend. They have a whole big wedding planned, with all the family going with them. I am so happy for her, and so pissed that this might not happen. Dammit!

As far as Brad is concerned, Ho-Fucking-Hum.

KD's picture

Well, he does look like he's got something stuck up his ass in that pic.

Silvara0428's picture

You know Angie's throwing a fit right now
"How dare you spend MY money without licking my hoofs first?"

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Don't get me wrong, gays and lesbians should be able to get married, there shouldn't be a ban, if anything , they should ban hillbillies getting knocked up and shit, the world is full of assholes as it is....but if I had 100K I would be a very happy camper. Funny how the Brangelooonie can just shell out 100K...which in this case is for a very good casuse...just sayin'

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ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS PIG FACE MK!

Yay gay marriage though!
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Yes, it's a great gesture, but what I want to know is why these asshats have to "announce" anything? Is it for the validation? "Ooooh, look at me. I'm all generous!"

And what sort of dead animal pelt is he wearing on his head?

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christine the hoff's picture

this is what's going to happen if the buttfucks in this cuntry elect mcsame and the frozen hillbilly.
yeah, what's a hundred grand to him? like one of us stopping after work for a liter of diet coke and a bag of cheese corn.

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go brad. I want you in my bed, RIGHT NOW!

LGBT, the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence. But, marriage is Bullshit and ruins lives, finances, children, etc.

I'd come up with something else original.

But heck, everyone has a right to suffer equally.

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Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 8:44am.
Gawd, Angel, sometimes I am really disappointed in you. Wanna get married?
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OK! But you gotta come here, I think...

I've been waiting for someone like you to come along - seeing as marriage is so much about disappointment, I think we'd make a perfect fit!

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speakit's picture

Ya know how sometimes children have a moment of generosity, and drop their allowances in a Crusade For Children bucket?

That's all this was.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 8:39am.
What is the point of spending time in your life keeping other people from marrying? I don't get it. Little children are starving - in your own streets, no less - there is violence everywhere and drug addiction and you're worried that gay people might marry. Go figure.

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SCREW ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT HOLIER THAN THOU BUTTLICKS HAVE THEIR NOSES IN EVERYONE'S BUSINESS.

Gawd, Angel, sometimes I am really disappointed in you. Wanna get married?

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snap!

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KD,

More like he wants to marry Clooney.

Mysmichelle's picture

Actually one of the most stand up things I've ever heard of him doing.........pretty forth coming about it I guess he really does want to marry clooney

Clarisse's picture

Wow. $100,000 dollars to Pitt is what, like .10 cents to you or me?

STFU.

Bah, he's right though, who has the right to tell you how to live your life? If i want to marry a woman, that's my beer.

Man, i apparently need to get laid. Talk about crankeh!

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novieskye's picture

UGH! Don't people get it there's no such thing as a gay marriage---marriage IS gay! No but in all seriousness, I bet the people banning it haven't gotten laid in ages, these are people who worry that the whole world is having more fun then they are. Just live and let live!

y tu mama tambien!

KD's picture

They did say that they weren't going to get married as long as gays can't so maybe he wants to marry AJ?

angel_i's picture

What is the point of spending time in your life keeping other people from marrying? I don't get it. Little children are starving - in your own streets, no less - there is violence everywhere and drug addiction and you're worried that gay people might marry. Go figure.

O yeah...and Brad? Clean your damn house!

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I can't believe they are trying to ban it again. So fucking ridiculous.
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