Can You Feel The Passion?
You are witnessing Tommy Girl and his Stepford wife awkwardly holding each other the first time in days. They save these precious moments for when dozens of paparazzi are around. This is about as passionate as a boiled turnip laying in a pile of crusty oatmeal. I've hugged my always constipated accountant with more affection. Seriously, he's always constipated and lets me know about it. Imagine hugging someone you know is having trouble taking a dump. Exactly. It's still sexier than Tommy Girl uncomfortably embracing Stepford Katie.
You can tell that Tommy Girl is totally "ewwwwwing' inside at the thought of getting that close to a vagina owner. He's trying to picture E.T.'s head on David Beckham's oiled-up body. Obviously, it didn't work.
Here's more of these two alien dykes failing at fooling all of us while leaving Katie's dress rehearsal for "All My Sons." And you know John Travolta is getting off on Tommy Girl's barley sweat stained pits. He likes to lick......I'll stop.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Snowpiece ~ yea, what a sham.
That's some heavy duty sweating to go through a shirt AND a suit jacket - icky icky POO!
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Submitted by Albatross on September 18, 2008 - 10:25pm.
There is no way in hell that Suri is Tom's kid. She looks like Katie, but not him. I can't believe people still think this "couple" is real. Gag
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i think this is why Tom is trying to make Katie and Suri both into mini mini tommy girls...
all with the same haircut etc....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Suze ~ maybe TommyGirl needs a shot of Xenu barley juice?
He's a tool.
He's dropped a lot of weight - and fast.
Wonder why?
It's showing in his face skin.
They look as uncomfortable as a fart in an elevator.
I'm bored with you now.
That. Is awkward.
His face is so weird. I think he fucked 20 houseboys while he was away. He looks intoxicated but not by drugs. Thumb#7: "You're smile is looking good - but wtf is with this coat. It's kinda...feminine dontcha think? I'll beat your ass for that later."
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Katie's hands look like they belong on someone much older than her.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Oh dear. Pack it in you two, you're fooling nobody. This is - well, horrible. Poot Katiebot, she bit off more than she can chew with that billion year contract.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 18, 2008 - 11:51am.
Asschecks!
Dont let your mouth write a check your ass cant cash!
My nanna says that!
I keeeeeeding wifffff youuuuuuuu
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
There is no way in hell that Suri is Tom's kid. She looks like Katie, but not him. I can't believe people still think this "couple" is real. Gag.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
I've seen more affection between my asschecks and toilet paper than these 2.
Can someone just throw him in the garbage disposal already.
LOL WTF at that last picture. It looks awkward and painfull LOL.
We have official confirmation that these two have never had sex -- any couple who can't even fake a good hug can't possibly be doing any rumpy-pumpy. They look like a couple of coworkers forced by Michael Scott to give each other hugs.
And that last picture bloody creeps me out. I always imagined that the Antichrist would look something like that -- grinning and blank-eyed, scaring dogs and small children.
BTW, Tacky Pretty, put out any "cum drop on face" pictures lately?
Damn! Someone needs some underarm shields. I can't remember ever seeing someone actually sweat through both layers (shirt & jacket). It wasn't even that warm yesterday in NYC.Just imagine what that jacket smells like. eewwwwwww
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
They are SO awkward together. The strangest couple in Hollywood - no doubt.. They're just CREEPY!
and look at TommyBoy in this picture ->
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28323/images/740315.jpg
eeeeekkkkkk. Scary.
Damn, they look awkward together. Tommy Girl ought to just come out-it isn't like there is anyone who doesn't know he likes dudes. I've always wondered if his beards were tax deductible as a business expense.
I feel really uncomfortable looking at the pics. what up with the last pic of Tommychica. so wrong and weird.
KatE really thinks she's the reincarnation of Jackie O, doesn't she? Not by a long shot, honey.
Good god that last picture is disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares about that one.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 6:56am.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:48am.
It reminds me of the kind of hug that two guys do so no one will think they're gay. Fail!
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haha, Or how I hug my creepy old man boss so he will NOT get a hard on, just in case cause I'm scared..
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You've nailed it. Keep crotches as far away as possible while putting your forearms around shoulders, then pat pat pat. Clear. We're done!
I bet that hug in the pics had a pat pat pat.
Submitted by gia on September 18, 2008 - 11:26pm.
he looks so smarmy...eewww!! with all his millions why cant he get that yellow tartar on his enormous teeth around his gumline scraped off more regularly??
That's not tartar. That's Scientolojizz. VERY hard to remove.
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I didn't know you could get pit stains while wearing a blazer!
he looks so smarmy...eewww!! with all his millions why cant he get that yellow tartar on his enormous teeth around his gumline scraped off more regularly??
Submitted by Millie on September 18, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Dude, they were never in love. It was all about contracts. She was knocked up with Josh Hartnett's baby, panicked and saw Tom as a way out. He saw her baby as an end to those gay rumours.
This is a business arrangement. She'll get the big payout when their contract is up and they divorce.
Clarisse, he's so beautiful I can't stand it! Have you heard him sing? I swear he's perfect.
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Classic MST3K.
MK! You didn't warn us that there would be kissing in these pics. Sheesh. Of all the nerve.
I was more comfortable when Rosie Odonnel had a fake crush on tommy. That felt better than seeing this sort of display.
Has he had some work done, or just lost weight? Maybe I've always just avoided looking at him closely until that last pic popped up.
WOA! someones had some work done! damn!
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OMG,that last pic he doesn't even look like him,he looks so bad in that one! katie looks like she would rather be aanywhere but there,poor girl.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ewww! Are Scientologists against antiperspirants? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a shame, because I loved Tom Cruise for so many years, even loved him in War of the Worlds. BUT once he shacked up with Katie and went nutso even more about Scientology, I lost respect for him. Its hard to enjoy him anymore. I want to believe that this weird hug was because the paps were around, but I think they just don't FEEL much for each other anymore. People in love relish in each other no matter who is around, and these two don't have it. Shame, he has lost so many fans.
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
Chris Eccleston
I see you post, but i never quite get to read them cuz i always get distracted by Jensen...
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
forcing themselves to touch.so sad.
(see the glowing green alien behind his cornea?)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
He's either had work done or they had him chained up in the celebrity center so he could get back to his Mission: Impossible weight.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFZQaUlcgA
Classic MST3K.
tacky pretty = tommygirl, you gays are so damn bitchy! ♥♥♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
EvilShoe
Methinks someone is plagued with the ol green eyed monster for MK. He'd really dick spank Michael like the bad boy he is if given half a chance...
Oh...on topic. Ew.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Feel the heat, pushing you to decide
Feel the heat, burning you up, ready or not
Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try
Some like it hot, so lets turn up the heat 'til we fry...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on September 18, 2008 - 10:00am.
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So we're supposed to ignore the consistent, ongoing fuckery spewed out of these two for the world to see and cringe from?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 18, 2008 - 10:05am.
speakit LOL it's ok, that's one of my nicknames
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Oh okay, well I'll call you 'dumbass' and you can call me 'what is that growing on the end of your nose?' cuz I get that allll the time.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on September 18, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Pigez must be bored again.
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Classic MST3K.
speakit LOL it's ok, that's one of my nicknames, LOL
and true dat about the boss relationship
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I meant Katie's the dumbass, not you! LOL
Submitted by snowpiece on September 18, 2008 - 9:57am.
yes, it's like a boss hug
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It IS a boss hug. Katie accepted the job. Dumbass.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on September 18, 2008 - 10:00am.
You criticize yet you keep coming back for more.
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Dick happens! - MK
She probably has Stockholm Syndrome.
He's got his gay face on....Katie is contractually obligated to look "happy" when she's mugging for the media....she had to store her sour puss face when she is alone in her ass like Ms. Potatoe head.
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Why be difficult when Xenu ordered me to be impossible!
Oh, are you trying to say you think Tom is gay? Oh my god you're so clever.
Wait, wait, tell me about Britney and frapps again. My god I never get tired of that one either.
Kisses (from a real gay guy)
TP
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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Jan, I was about to say the same thing. What has he had done? Now we know why he hasn't been around lately.
BTW, The Brain That Wouldn't Die was classic! "I bet you've got your one armed jokes already, don't you, Jan?" God that makes me LOL every time!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFZQaUlcgA
Classic MST3K.
MK! You are a genius! I love the tag "uncomfortable"...because that is what this is to look at...ew, uncomfortable! :)
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
yes, it's like a boss hug, totally oaks.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "