Can You Feel The Passion?
You are witnessing Tommy Girl and his Stepford wife awkwardly holding each other the first time in days. They save these precious moments for when dozens of paparazzi are around. This is about as passionate as a boiled turnip laying in a pile of crusty oatmeal. I've hugged my always constipated accountant with more affection. Seriously, he's always constipated and lets me know about it. Imagine hugging someone you know is having trouble taking a dump. Exactly. It's still sexier than Tommy Girl uncomfortably embracing Stepford Katie.
You can tell that Tommy Girl is totally "ewwwwwing' inside at the thought of getting that close to a vagina owner. He's trying to picture E.T.'s head on David Beckham's oiled-up body. Obviously, it didn't work.
Here's more of these two alien dykes failing at fooling all of us while leaving Katie's dress rehearsal for "All My Sons." And you know John Travolta is getting off on Tommy Girl's barley sweat stained pits. He likes to lick......I'll stop.
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:48am.
It reminds me of the kind of hug that two guys do so no one will think they're gay. Fail!
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haha, Or how I hug my creepy old man boss so he will NOT get a hard on, just in case cause I'm scared..
that last face pic IS extra smarmy. Fake hair roots-check, squinty eye-check, cheesy grin-check check....yet is his most passionate photo!
they are obviously not bumping pubes.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I don't know when I've seen him look any creepier than he does in that last shot. He looks like the deformed offspring of a Kennedy and a New Kid on the Block....
In the words of Basil Fawlty, "You're not fooling anyone!"
Tommy looks like he lost some weight.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That should be pisses me off, but I'm sure he'd piss on me if he had the chance. Crazy ass mofo that he is. _______________________________________________
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed.
Yeah there's no chance of Tommygirl bumping uglies with Katie, thank god. Suri isn't his.....
That last thumbnail scares me just as is. Yikes!
Tom pisses me because I LOVED his ass until he had to go and let his crazy show. I mean we all have a little or a lot of crazy but you hide that shit from the masses, not dump it in their laps. Ugh he's so gross to me now. I just want to plant my pump in his face. And Katie she needs a recharge stat. ________________________________________________
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed.
what a couple of assholes
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL
She is so not into him.
Their sexy times must be a living hell for her.
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Oh, there are absolutely, positively no sexy times going on between those two. No way, no how. Unh unh. Nope. Nothing. She can have sex once he's done with her.
My gwad, that is uncomfortable to witness.
It reminds me of the kind of hug that two guys do so no one will think they're gay. Fail!
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
She must think he has his wang out or something. I mean, wtf. Major things wrong w/ this picture. She's smelling him over or something.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Yeah, the heat between them is so intense, TG needs a new jacket.
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People are so weird...just standing there with their stupid smiles admiring these two tampons
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Sugar Magnolia
I thought these people were supposed to be ACTORS?
Her fake orgasms must be terrible.
She is so not into him.
Their sexy times must be a living hell for her.
That’s the type of awkward display of affection you see between siblings.
Maybe he doesn't like to stand too close to her when he's not wearing his big boy shoes.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
That is identical to Michael jackson and that Pressley girl at the MTV awards when they Kissed.. "And you thought it wouldn't last" *fake laughs*
*blank stare*
*awkward kiss*
*pukes for weeks*
These two are so akward
I can't imagine KatieBot acting in a play, I mean, she can't really act
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Sugar Magnolia
just ewwwww
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
The only close hug is the fifth thumnail and she's hugging him by the shoulders. That's not right. No total arm hug?
and he's totally creepy in the last thumbnail
Damn. How the hell do you sweat through a suit jacket?? Touching Katie-bot really ramps up the anxiety levels, huh girlfriend?