Thursday, September 18th 2008

Hilary Swank Had A Growth Removed

Hilary Swank went to the hospital to get her peen some kind of growth removed off of some part of her body and her manager wants us to know about it. The growth he's talking about is not Chad Lowe.

Her manager told People that she started “experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation."

Okay, but is her poop banana-shaped? Because that's important!

I'm was curious to know what kind of "growth" Hilary had removed, so I decided to google "benign growth" and I really wish I didn't. Don't look at the things I've just seen. Don't click here. And if you do, don't look at the second one.

Hopefully, while Hilary was in the hospital they operated on her hair too.

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

Chad Lowe's luckiest day was when he got rid of her. She is mean. I would have been high too to deal with her

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

but her face even after the chin job her horse face is bad.... its just her bod that saves her... and her white trash background that she brings to her "acting" she plays herself.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

That hair cut makes her look old ~ I'm thinking mini jamie lee curtis. Not flattering at all and she resembles a boy.

xoxoTOE's picture

is she fucking matt damon?!
she woke up in the morning
& put the wrong hair on. urg.
xo

Team Valtrex's picture

Had a benign growth removed? I thought she already divorced Chad Lowe.

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Fred Flintstone's picture

Fuck, little slow in Hollyweird today so we get to the point of having to hear about Hillary's hemmies! Son of a bitch!

Her teef annoy me

Looks likes s(he) got her (his) hair extensions swiped...in the ghettooooo. Jim Goad's the shit, lyrically.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.

WickedZombie's picture

50 bucks says it was a boil and they lanced it.

Manbearpig's picture

It was probably a hemmie!

letinstar's picture

swank's manager earned his commission when he released this statement...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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QueenieBK's picture

Holy shit, she looks like my mother-in-law in that photo. KILL IT!

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

Tristram's picture

Was it a smirkectomy?

novieskye's picture

She should get her face removed! AAAAH she irks me so much! She's proof some people are just put on this earth to annoy us!

y tu mama tambien!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Was the benign growth situated squarely on top of her shoulders? On top of a thin stalk? Looks vaguely like a head?

And yes, Clarisse, Swank is a lucky lucky bitch for getting to kiss Gerard Butler. We can only dream!

LoLo's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 12:51pm.

OH NO THEY DIENT! I will sue them!

I had a small, benign growth removed from my colon and the doc told me, "Its a piece of shit, idiot"

I use Charmin now.
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TheBreakdown's picture

Someone put this pony out to pasture already!!!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I had a small, benign growth removed from my colon and People Magazine said "We don't give a shit."

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jussayin's picture

Hilary Swank went to the hospital to get her peen some kind of growth removed off of some part of her body and her manager wants us to know about it.

...and somebody thought that somebody cared?
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Stoney's picture

My boss is somewhat Chandler-like, yes.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Mopa's picture

I clicked the link. Not much grosses me out. I do have one question though, WTF is a ZZ Top pic doing under benign growths?

snowpiece's picture

me Missy and Stoney all have the same ex nubbin BF ,ewwwww I had him first, no sloppy seconds! LOL
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yucko's picture

Guess who doesn't care!

I don't like that bitch after she decided to out her ex-husband's problems. Not that she was ever interesting anyway.

missy's picture

clarrise, no, but I did sleep with Janice's real life brother!!!
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Clarisse's picture

On topic: She is fug, but she got to tongue Gerard Butler and Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the same movie. Lucky cunt.

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missy's picture

i love three nipple freaks!!

aw hell I just love freaks in general!! freaks have more fun! :p
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Clarisse's picture

WAIT!!! Are Missy's ex, Snow's ex and Stoney's boss really all Chandler Bing????

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snowpiece's picture

there sure are a lot of you out there.....
FREAKS! LOL kidding, I love all of you and all your nipples.
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christine the hoff's picture

LCT
the priest's give out pork? Ha, not on Friday they don't.
well, not during lent, anyway.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 12:04pm.

Angel_i.. I'm 28.. You go now!
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Um....go where?

I'm not gonna tell you how old I am - I'll just lie anyway:)

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I agree,she looks like Matt Damon.She is not a very attractive girl.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

speakit's picture

EXTRA NIPPLE FREAKS!!! xoxox

It's a darn good thing she's wearing that diamond necklace cuz if not she'd look like a boy! wait..

oklahoma's picture

Stoney.. OMG, that was really fucking funny!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

oklahoma's picture

Angel_i.. I'm 28.. You go now!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Stoney's picture

"I can't find Arnie. Where could he be? I don't see him anywhere!"

*retard laugh from tree*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Pennyroyal's picture

She looks like Leonardo DiCaprio in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" with that haircut.

angel_i's picture

@okie:

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Ok, then:)

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LoLo's picture

I have a monkey with four asses
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TOPANGA's picture

My future husband, Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple (seriously, they were always having to airbrush it out of his CK ads) and I still love him just the same...=)

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oklahoma's picture

Angel_i.. Well I turned 95 but I was hoping no one would call me out on it, meanie! I was wanting to re-live my youth and pick up some youngins.. Blew my cover, again! No I'm 19 and live in a Van down by the River.. haha no that's Chris Farley on SNL.. uh, I'm scared.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Stoney's picture

My boss has a third nipple. But he grew up poor on generic mac and cheese.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

parissucksliterally's picture

she donated her hair, which is why she cut it off again.

I don't mind Hillary, but I don;t give a crap about her benign growth being removed. I could have gone through my whole lif happily, without that info.

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angel_i's picture

@okie: Are you really 93? You're not, right? :)

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oklahoma's picture

Holy shit, I feel way better about my lil creepy friend (nipple) since all you people have triplets, also.. Yay, we can have 3rd nipples sleep overs.. And freeze their bras when they fall asleep.. Oh what fun!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by missy on September 18, 2008 - 11:49am.

My BF has a thrid nipple.. NO LIE!!!!
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I have one too:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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KD's picture

Submitted by missy on September 18, 2008 - 10:49am.
My BF has a thrid nipple.. NO LIE!!!!

Um, Missy, are you sure that's not his teeny peen?

missy's picture

My BF has a thrid nipple.. NO LIE!!!!

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oklahoma's picture

My OBGYN always touches my 3rd, it freaks me out, sometimes, just sometimes.. I think she took pictures once.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

speakit's picture

HEY if I had a third nipple, I'd get an implant behind that bitch.

TOPANGA's picture

Thanks Snowpiece...it's all good =)

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