"My Pussy's Stuck In The Toilet"
Christie Klassette of Belmont, NC was in her kitchen when she heard her pussy screaming from the bathroom. Christie immediately ran over and found her cat Charlie stuck in the toilet.
Christie said: "He was splashing water everywhere. I thought he was just sitting there but when I went to pick him up he wouldn't move." Charlie's little pussy legs were stuck in the drain. She called 911 and within 5 minutes firefighters showed up at her door.
They used hammers to break the toilet. It was either break the toilet or break the pussy's legs. They made the right choice. A pussy with broken legs is not cute or nice.
Christie isn't sure how Charlie got stuck in the toilet. She thinks either her 3-year-old son tried to flush him down the toilet or maybe he fell in while trying to drink some water. It was the 3-year-old. Look at how he's throwing around that stuffed Elmo!
Or maybe Charlie was trying to fucking escape! Looking at a woman with no eyebrows all day long starts to make you crazy after a while. Seriously, give that ho a Sharpie!
Charlie is also up for adoption. Christie saved him from the streets a little while ago and never planned on keeping him. So if you're in the market for an adorable toilet pussy, Charlie is your cat.
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hahaha lolo!! you quick thinkin muddahfuckah!!
IV - yes, BATS people, toilet BATS!
ONT: this morning I saw my kitteh drinking out of the toilet!! I was mortified!! Im like noooooo!! get out of there!!! they say a kitteh will go for the toilet or sink if they dont have clean water :( I felt like a bad kitteh mommeh :(
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Kitty fell in when he was distracted by the flash in the toilet handles...and...oh my God Kevin...you can't stop socks when the stock flops!
LOL
Whatever happened to good ol' comingback??
My money's on the brat. He looks slightly retarded, like he might flush a cat.
And what's a toe-lit?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh, and that kid who tried to flush the pussy down the toilet needs a talking to.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 18, 2008 - 9:40am.
well, shit.
I'm gonaa go blow my brains out.
see you all on the other side.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
CNN just wanted to make wet pussy jokes.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Uh, I thought from the headline this would be about Michelle Duggar.
Bats in the toilet NOT cats in the toilet.
Is it only me who thinks that this lady kind of resembles Jessica Simpson? Like the way she talks and the faces she makes. Look at those eyes!!
She does look like her but this lady is way more glamorous.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
yes, Mrs. K, this is what we are supposed to call NEWS. I am surprised CNN did not send me an email alert "BREAKING NEWS~ PUSSY IN THE TO-LET" they do for everything else...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
WAIT!
This was on CNN?
This is news?!?!?!
FFS, it's the decline of western civilization.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Every cat I have ever owned has fallen into the toilet.
Thankfully, no stuck kittehs.
Poor kitteh fwend.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
alrighty then!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I got my pussy stuck in the toilet once. That was the last time the hub left the seat up.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Speaking of Elmo, search for EMO elmo on YouTube. That video is sooo funny!
"He wuz in the TO-LET!"
looking for the to-let bats....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
awww, poor little kitty must have been so scared!
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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