ANTM: The Gold Fairy Of Crazy
It was makeover night on "America's Next Top Not-Model" yesterday and the highlight of the episode had nothing to do with the chick's reactions to their new shitty hair. It was all about Ty Ty, once again. The woman's community-theater-worthy acting skills are flawless. Can we change the name of ANTM to "The Tyra Banks" show already? Wait. She already has that.
Ty Ty used the makeover episode to fulfill one of her 12-year-old fantasies of playing Snow White AND a fairy godmother. Seeing Ty Ty's gold fairy godmother with shiny sperm-eyes was like watching The Wiz on a bad acid trip. I sat there and surrendered to her insanity. I'm convinced she based her fairy voice on one of the dozens of voices in her head.
This shit was so over-the-top campy that even John Waters thinks Ty Ty should pull it back a bit. There's really no fucking point to her madness and that what makes this boring shit entertaining.
The only makeover that was slightly interesting was Elina's. Ty Ty must hate the bitch, because they screwed her up. She went from looking like a bi-sexual with an unhealthy Shakespeare's Sister obsession to looking like Carrot Top's crotch. The ginge pube mop is not the look.
Below is the first part of the makeover with Ty Ty's Snow White skit. It starts at the 2:00 mark. You know Mr. Jay was pissed he had to play the prince. He soooo wanted to be Snow White. Duh. Look at his hair.
Also, here's the pics of my favorites. Isis needs to work on her tuck. I think I saw a little nut last night. Click here to see all the pics if you give an eff.
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ISMU- the first one
@Speakit.. cookies will do.. *says in monotone voice* ha, i just talked like the dunkin donuts guy!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Stupid show, watched by even stupider people. No offense MK!
Which thumbnail is the tranny? I don't want to click on all of them just to play "Who's Got A Scrote". Thanks.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Yes, if they wanted a transgender person on the show, they could have picked someone more qualified, Isis is not very uh, you know, nice looking.. qualified, yes, qualified..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
funny thing is these girls never turn into top models
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 3:08pm.
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I can't bake cookies right now.. but here are some Oreos.... don't give me that look. Yeah, so what if I licked the cream filling out?
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/americas-next-top-model-transgender-isis-ant...
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
oh really!? I seriously thought that McKey was the tranny, lmao
it was so good to see Tyra scolding these girls for BS like having a damn opinion (you know as opposed to scolding them for being too boring) agin, I missed that fuckery!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Isis Looked a mess! Her Body is totally manly! if he wants to be a woman, Fine! but don't go into modeling..... he/she looked nasty! and Tyra's fuckery is one of the main reasons i don't watch this shit as often as i used to! Ugh!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
They airbrush the FUCKKK out of these photos.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Isis is the tranny.. But i can't click on link or I would tell you which one.. She looks identical to the actual girl that got sent home last week cause sh wouldnt' shut her heffer mouth.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Clark is so effing ugly. A lot of them look like trannies. This show needs to end already.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Speakit, you so mean to me. you got me in trouble again. I got restricted message when I clicked that like YOU said too! *gets docked pay* I'm very upset now! you make me cookies now..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OK so who is the damn tranny!?!?!?!?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 3:03pm.
So who got sent home GD it! Who! Owl says WHO!
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Click the link GD it! It says Brittany was eliminated.
The only striking girl is the one with the short hair. She looks like a model.
edited cuz there are two with short hair. I mean McKey (?).
ha!
when I was watching this last night I thought "MK is going to have a field day with this shit tomorrow"
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
okie angel i knows.... not sure where she skipped off to tho.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
So who got sent home GD it! Who! Owl says WHO!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Yeah, and there wasnt' some fantastic never before seen shit makeover happening either, i want my money back! I call shenanigans..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
What are the posing for? What you look like before your V8?
remember the promo where the people would be all leaning and some one says something like looks like you need a v8 or some crap idunno fuck it they is all ugly
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
McKey is the tranny right?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh yes, that was really weird, Tyra was totally fucked up. That bitch for reals stole all my meds!
But I got sidetracked and didn't watch who got sent home. Boohoo!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I've been waiting for you to discuss Tyra's Glinda act all fucking day.
This shit was so over-the-top campy that even John Waters thinks Ty Ty should pull it back a bit. There's really no fucking point to her madness and that what makes this boring shit entertaining.
Hmmmm. Based upon that paragraph alone, I may start watching.