Does The Liberator Ramp Even Work?
In "Burning After Reading," George Clooney plays a sex addict who carries around the "The Liberator Ramp" and a vibrator called "The Silky." Page Six reports that the sales of both sex toys are on the up thanks to George and the movie. Some retail person said: "Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales."
That ramp shit is obviously for dude-on-chick sex, but I'm still curious about it. Is it like training wheels? The website says "it strategically lifts your lover's hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity."
It's priced at $112. I'm all for using shit to make your fuckey times experience more enjoyable, but couldn't you just use sofa cushions? And that shit better be machine washable. Genital juices start to really reek after a couple of days. Especially chunky ass jelly.
Speaking of asses, the ramp also allows sluts to do it doggy style for longer. I'm guessing it helps keep the dick from falling out. Because when the dick slips out, it really affects the mood in the room. Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?
"...Is he preparing it for re-entry?"
Yesssssssss. LOL
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Hi Louis
No, I was in customer service stuck on the phones all day. Yes Louis was a trip...lol
I dont still have mine :(
Damn I Wish I did!
Whoa! treasurechestfodayz...who dis? It's me David, I was the Media Manager at Liberator for about a year as well. Did we work together? If so, Lindsay and I still have our Liberators as well. Looking back on it, Louis is such a nutty guy...
I actually used to work for Liberator for liek a year (they are located in GA). Yes, as overpriced as that crap is it WORKS! Trust. I got like 5 for free, and they all work.
I dont work there anymore, its not liek Im gonna get comission off saying this lol
I like to make my own toys at home.
I don't know about you all, but that Liberator f*ck pillow works just fine by itself.
The sex toy/equipment industry might just be a pretty lucrative businesss especially considering the prices on their website. Dildos can be fucking expensive!
I bought a disposable, vibrating cock ring last night just to see if my bitch of a boyfriend will like it before we commit to a long term one and it was $10 which I thought was great until I read that it spontaneously combusts after 30 minutes!! 30 minutes?! That's fucking it?!? Ridic!
LMAO!!! If your "man" buys u this to use in the bedroom, GET THE FUCK OUT. This is for people who do not know how to have sex and be creative, and it's sad.
Oh my......this is one of the big (BIG) questions I have.....honestly.
I've asked so many times why all that silly slapping is going on (not Mama obviously, but lovers etc.)...it's not doing anything!
And the noise is like a just-caught fish wriggeling to get back to the water :(
If there's an answer to that...pleeeease tell!
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In response to MK's question, slapping the clit is supposed to feel good or something that's why they smack it.
Dear MK,
Imagine the possiblities if you had dude on dude with the butt on the high end of the ramp...Gees, I never thought I would have to explain this to a gay man...LOL.
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Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by smootchypoo on September 18, 2008 - 7:22pm.
my question is, where do you hide it when your not playing with it? I got two kiddos that would think its a fun jungle gym and I sure as hell don't want my kids face where my chocha has previously been.= )
...lol. how'dja give birth then?
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
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The sex toy/equipment industry might just be a pretty lucrative businesss especially considering the prices on their website. Dildos can be fucking expensive!
Remember the pics of George carrying one of these ramps into an apartment about a year ago? I am sure Sarah Larson has spent some face-down, ass-up time on one of these.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 18, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Maybe they're for Handicapped people or as I like to call them, the Conveniently Parked.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I really don't need a ramp to do the horizontal be-bop, now a trampoline?....Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that?
It's because he slipped out by accident, but he is trying to make it look like he did it on purpose. Then when he is slapping it around, he is really feeling it for tensile strength to see if it will even go in again.
That is my hypothesis.
Submitted by smootchypoo on September 18, 2008 - 7:22pm.
my question is, where do you hide it when your not playing with it? I got two kiddos that would think its a fun jungle gym and I sure as hell don't want my kids face where my chocha has previously been.= )
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Easy peasey lemon squeezy. just put it in the closet with the vacuum cleaner, brooms and cleaning supplies.
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my question is, where do you hide it when your not playing with it? I got two kiddos that would think its a fun jungle gym and I sure as hell don't want my kids face where my chocha has previously been.= )
He's looking at her straight in the eyes and whispering.."You know my peen ain't interested, right?"
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WTF?!?!?!?
Chunky ass jelly????? Eeew
I think I 'accidentally' shoved a pencil in my ear!!!!!
I work for a medical supply company and while I dunno how much that purple thing costs, you can buy a 12 inch bed wedge for $35. I would think it could serve the same purpose. I get mine at cost for $17.
oh how i love you michael k.
is he preparing for re-entry? hahaha. love it.
yeh, maybe he is. i think it feels good!
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.
The ramp itself is fine, of course, and working as designed.
Submitted by Tristram on September 18, 2008 - 7:37pm.
You know, that ramp would work a lot better if they took their underwears off.
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Ahhahahah, the voice of reason. I KNEW there was something wrong with that picture! :-)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
You know, that ramp would work a lot better if they took their underwears off.
This thread is chock full of sexay advice times.
Led Zeppelin - Travelling Riverside Blues excerpt:
Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed
Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg
I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about
Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl
I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 18, 2008 - 4:45pm.
GODDAMNIT! WHY MUST THIS BE POSTED ON A DAY WHERE I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND NOT GOING TO GET ANY?
Fuck. Punch me in the nose.
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Yeah... I can relate.
In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?
LMAO...I was thinking the same thing the last time I watched porn.
I'm lazy and I want the Chinese fucking chair!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/the-fucking-chair.htm
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Submitted by gyeah on September 18, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Do yourselfsfsf favorz .....
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Damn Gyeah. Wonderful site. where'd the time go? It's dark out side. I'm going out for a drink and to jump on some poor unsuspecting guy.
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MK? Just what in the HELL are you doing watching straight porn?
Freak.
Hmmm...Im not so sure. You could sling a little bottom boy over that---head at the low end, booty propped up on the higher side?
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Mrs. K., you are a vixen. A temptress, if I may be so bold.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
"Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?"
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MK...you could'nt possibly be that naive about womens plumbing...or porn.The director has the porn dude
do the "clit slap" before plunging in to give the wanker watching the flik time to reel up before popping.Same thing for the dick 2 face slap...and the dick 2 "no no hole" slap.I don't mind watching that...but what idiot director got the idea that having some chick just flat-out SPIT on your pkg. was a visual turn on? A coupla' chix have done that to me.I had to coach them that slobbering was cool..but the sound of spit flying was a real downer.Find that director & shoot him/her.
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Yes, and plenty of diablerie and impishness, as well
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 6:12pm.
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Any tomfoolery?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Mrs. K., I will alert the fire department.
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Oh, good. Firemen are HWAT!
A few weeks ago I set fire to my house and when the truck showed up I just happened to be wearing a Saran Wrap dress.
Hi-jinx and hilarity ensued.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
sexy!
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Mrs. K., I will alert the fire department.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by pookynut on September 18, 2008 - 4:00pm.
And fir those who say "I don't need toys" or whatever else, you really aren't all that imaginative.
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Au contraire, mon cherie. Who needs toys if you've got imagination?
That's right, bitches. I am HWAT between the sheets, if you get my drift.
I'M A COMMUNITY HAZARD
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
For those who care:
It's basically a positioning cushion that makes it easier for you to hold certain positions during sex. So doggie style is more comfortable for the receiver because they can lean over the wedge and it supports their body, rather than resting your body on your hands or ending up with your face mashed into the bed when you get tired of holding yourself up.
Cushions like this are used in physical therapy and massage, someone just got a great idea to market one for sexual function. They also help people with paralysis or other issues with muscle tone have sex better by helping them keep their body in position with greater ease.
And I'm not a spokesperson for the Liberator, just an average person with experience.
And fir those who say "I don't need toys" or whatever else, you really aren't all that imaginative. You don't "need" them, of course, but they can make things a hell of a lot more fun!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Wasn't the apple an aid?
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Yup, that is what got us into this farcockta mess in the first place.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Let's do it.
Let's fall in Looooooooove.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
In the immortal words of one Mr. Cole Porter...
"I've heard that lizards and frogs do it
Layin' on a rock
They say that roosters do it
With a doodle and cock"
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Wasn't the apple an aid?
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Adam and Eve did it without toys and if it was good enough for them, well then darn tootin', it's good enough for me and Pudge.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
My husband and I actually contemplated buying one of these last year. We didn't know if it would be worth the money, so does anyone out there know if it's worth it? I haven't read all of the comments, so feel free to jump in with your expert opinion anytime. And don't any of you smartasses tell me we're doing it wrong...we just like to mix it up a bit and try it all!