Does The Liberator Ramp Even Work?
In "Burning After Reading," George Clooney plays a sex addict who carries around the "The Liberator Ramp" and a vibrator called "The Silky." Page Six reports that the sales of both sex toys are on the up thanks to George and the movie. Some retail person said: "Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales."
That ramp shit is obviously for dude-on-chick sex, but I'm still curious about it. Is it like training wheels? The website says "it strategically lifts your lover's hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity."
It's priced at $112. I'm all for using shit to make your fuckey times experience more enjoyable, but couldn't you just use sofa cushions? And that shit better be machine washable. Genital juices start to really reek after a couple of days. Especially chunky ass jelly.
Speaking of asses, the ramp also allows sluts to do it doggy style for longer. I'm guessing it helps keep the dick from falling out. Because when the dick slips out, it really affects the mood in the room. Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?
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I don't need "aids"...hell, i don't even need a partner!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Um...I don't need equipment to fuck. But thank for asking:)
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Please.
If you need "aids" you are doing something wrong.
Swedish men left frustrated by state sex aid policy .
Gov pharmacy pushes dildos over plastic vaginas.
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I Got Two Words For You: Three pillows underneath your shoulder blades, one pillow underneath your hips.
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He's wearing stupid underwear and looks bored and she looks like Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.
This thing does look like too much work to store and drag out when the urge strikes, especially if you have kids, who would bounce on it or run cars up and down it.
Bisch, my shit's inverted (lady tunnel angles forward instead of back), I don't need any fancy foam thang to have a good time, I just need a boy that likes to spank the booty while he goes at it. Yeah... good stuff.
Submitted by Oh my darlin Cl... on September 18, 2008 - 1:34pm.
hey all! its been a while...
oklahoma! why get all coy about ur goodness? if i get it on my hands, i make the guy im with lick it hahaha... idk they like it =)
Really now? The guys you know like that sort of thing eh? Did you make them do it or did they volunteer? Just being nosey. Dlisted is the place to get the know-how on these things apparently, or at least a good laugh.
chunky ass jelly -- nice!
he slaps it b/c it feels good on the clit. You wouldn't understand . . .
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
my neck hurts from that picture. she needs to put her head back and relax.
That thing looks like too much work to drag out if you ask me; besides where do you store it? I could TOTALLY see one of my dogs thinking it was a new pillow and trying to sleep on it...
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
only a genius could come up with that idea. i'm truly impressed....
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 18, 2008 - 3:12pm.
If your guy has real skills, he doesn't need any of that shit! Can I get a witness? Hell, the floor, a desk, a backseat, a countertop or even up against a wall will do!!
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Pennyroyal on September 19, 2008 - 4:18am.
Submitted by senorajoselina on September 18, 2008 - 1:48pm.
LOL I was actually looking at these online last month, not due to the movie, but out of sheer laziness, LMAO!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
If she flipped around ass high, that might make it easier to lick the kitty.
HEY I'm just looking for multiple functions, make sure you get your money's worth.
OH SHIT! You broke out the Marvin Gaye!!!! LOL
Better Off Dead!
I was going to do that too!!! Then i though..R Kelly....ugh...
Alright,
ME/Stoney/Better off Dead...I win...in 3...2..1...
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
Let's get it on
Ah, baby, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we've to be here
Let's live
I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Loving you, baby no no
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be
I'm asking you baby to get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push, won't push you baby
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
The lyrics posts are just too much, sluts.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by senorajoselina on September 18, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I have one of those... it's kind of overrated... however, it's great for when you are too drunk to stay up on your hands and knees for doggy style. Just bend your drunk ass over the tall part and relax on the nice, soft ramp...
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Haha, that's exactly why I've wanted one of these for a while now. Your hands sure do get tired after a while, drunk or not.
Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?
LOLOLOL omg you are fuckin hilarious!!!!!!
and yeh .. i think i might get that if it is 'washable'
last one:
6. Mother
[Lyrics: Glenn Danzig]
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother
Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother
Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father
Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother
Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Yea
Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Wo-oh
Mother
Yea
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Clarisse:
I am beginning to tingle in my nether regions, hub better watch out
*edited* I started to type in the Bump n Grind remix lyrics but decided R. Kelly was the last thing I wanted to think of when preparing for sexy times
Man that girl really has some big feets.
OOOOHH! Stoney! Good One!
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A buyin' into your apathy
I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy
You wanna know about atrocity, atrocity?
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
I am a man, a man
I'll give ya somethin' that ya won't forget
I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress
I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
Here I come, I come, I come
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Better off Dead - YUP! Oh I've made fuckey times to that song and it were dirty and rough and OMG so sensational.
*sheds tear*
Better Off Dead...
I'll lay down...
I want to tease you
I want to please you
I want to show you, baby
that I need you
I want your body
'till the very last drop
I want you to holler
when you want me to stop
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
M.E. - that is the song you play when you want to have crazy violent drugged out anonymous sex. Which means you totally win
Do yourselfsfsf favorz and go here www.youporn.com
NSFW!
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 18, 2008 - 3:50pm.
ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE A FAT ASS?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Better Off Dead on September 18, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I'll raise you a
Good lovin', body rockin' knockin' boots all night long
makin' love until you're tired to the break of dawn
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And for the win:
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive
All we need now is a political post and all will be right with the world.
I'm making lime jello - anyone want some?
Submitted by M.E. on September 18, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Dicks fall out when you are going at it all crazy like! POUND POUND POUND!!!
STOP WATCHING US HAVE SEX!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 18, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Paris Hilton has one of these ramps, and there's a toll booth at the bottom.
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There's a tip jar at the bottom & it's empty.
On the other side is a box for complaints and it has a hole ... ewww, I can't go on.
I found one of these in my dad's room, and I'm 24, scarred for life...........
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I'll raise you a
Good lovin', body rockin' knockin' boots all night long
makin' love until you're tired to the break of dawn
I think that's why he slapped her chocha with his peen actually. Makes the woman more excited for re-entry when it accidentally slips out. Damn, MK, now you've made me excited for some action!
Your face!
NSFW (ish) - check out the sign!! lmao!!
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Dicks fall out when you are going at it all crazy like! POUND POUND POUND!!!
Ugh -- that guy looks just like my former boss. Instant libido killer.
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:52pm.
HAHAHA, DAE!! Nas-tay!
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HAHAHA, DAE!! Nas-tay!
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Well this bunch is all ready for sexy times bidness!!!!
Let me lick you up and down
Til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by liquidliner on September 18, 2008 - 1:49pm.
It works! I have 2 of them. The covers zip off so they are easy to clean.
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then why do you have two? Just curious.....group sex? :)
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Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youth
I do recall, those were the best times- most of all....
-Journey "Stone in Love"
What is the point of posing for sex toys with your clothes on??
Get those clothes OFF!!!
THIS is how your supposed to do it, I mean, who could find this sexy? (nsfw -ish)
http://secretlyhateyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fat-bitch-cha...
(off course without the blue top it would better)
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
people buy the stupidest things, $112 wtf!
Submitted by Stoney on September 18, 2008 - 4:47pm.
I think it falls out because you aint' moving it right or the chick gets too wet. Just my opinion. Stick it back in. No big deal.
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Having a larger than normal ass (due to fat or muscle) could be the culprit.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
It works! I have 2 of them. The covers zip off so they are easy to clean. ;)