Does The Liberator Ramp Even Work?
In "Burning After Reading," George Clooney plays a sex addict who carries around the "The Liberator Ramp" and a vibrator called "The Silky." Page Six reports that the sales of both sex toys are on the up thanks to George and the movie. Some retail person said: "Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales."
That ramp shit is obviously for dude-on-chick sex, but I'm still curious about it. Is it like training wheels? The website says "it strategically lifts your lover's hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity."
It's priced at $112. I'm all for using shit to make your fuckey times experience more enjoyable, but couldn't you just use sofa cushions? And that shit better be machine washable. Genital juices start to really reek after a couple of days. Especially chunky ass jelly.
Speaking of asses, the ramp also allows sluts to do it doggy style for longer. I'm guessing it helps keep the dick from falling out. Because when the dick slips out, it really affects the mood in the room. Which reminds me. In straight porn, when the dick falls out, the dude usually slaps the chick's chocha with his peen a few times. What is the point of that? Is he preparing it for re-entry?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 18, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I always wanted to try one of those sex swings from 70s porn. The dick slap thing always seemed rather dumb to me. I also really loathe it when chix spit on dix in pornos. Gross.
lol Jill, that is a must around my house. A party just aint a party without it, like Lynnard Skynnard concert and no and Freebird
If we had one, the only thing it would be used for would be to prop up my husband's massive melon of doom while he lays in front of the TV playing Madden.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 18, 2008 - 1:14pm.
meet Mr. Ben Dover
Brother of Eileen.
I always wanted to try one of those sex swings from 70s porn. The dick slap thing always seemed rather dumb to me. I also really loathe it when chix spit on dix in pornos. Gross.
@Tits
Wohoo Come on, but I get the new "pillow"
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sometimes they do the chocha slap because it can feel good if it hits you just right, and sometimes, as is the case with my husband, he's slapping it to try to get it hard again because it's startin to soften up, which is why it fell out to begin with
Uhm...what does it liberate you from? I'm all for toys and enhancers but this is pretty damned lazy. PLUS, it just looks like you'd end up sliding onto the floor. Slickery Dickery Plop
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Why he dont just lift her ass up himself?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok thats why?
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I think the dick slaps are to cover up for his error. Like "I meant to do that, slut. How about this? You like that, don't you?" When inside he's all "Why did that happen? Is my penis too small? She's gonna know and then I'll be stuck back in gay porn again."
Not that gay porn isn't awesome. Coz it is.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 18, 2008 - 1:07pm.
That just looks like a big ole fancy "reading" pillow you can get from the walmart for 12.99 They had a sale so I bought 3.
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Gang bang at silvaras tonight!
Searching google for the silky only resulting in yorkshire terrier links.
I'm hoping they really meant this product: http://www.temptationsdirect.co.uk/x/12000/Buy/Silky-Cock-Vibrator.html
Fake dick warts are NOT attractive.
can't say ... I don't do the dick - but I can appreciate how it's funny! (...it really affects the mood in the room, lol)
Then the kid borrows it for the Video Game Chair when his friends come over.. totally weird.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Umm,MK, what are you doing watching the straight stuff? I guess it is the same as smacking the dude's face with it in the bent porn.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
because it feels good, that's why.
I'm old, I just use the "doggy style" setting on my Craftmatic adjustable bed.
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xxyxz on September 18, 2008 - 4:14pm
And his "friend" Mike Hunt.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
haha Xx, hair gel. Ew, that was totally awful. It was on his ear "it that... Hair GEL??"
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Howard Stern talked about this 3 or 4 years ago.
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Hair gel! something about Mary
meet Mr. Ben Dover
I don't like when 'it' falls out, and during re-insertion you get all, uh, 'wet' like your hands do.. that freaks me out, then you have to be 'coy' about wiping your hand off.. lol.. hahahahaaa like wipe your hand off in his hair, or his face.. Bwahahahahaaa
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Silvara0428!
I have that pillow!!! That is the first thing i thought of when this post came (pffft!) up.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
If your guy has real skills, he doesn't need any of that shit! Can I get a witness? Hell, the floor, a desk, a backseat, a countertop or even up against a wall will do!!
*Proudly Dickmatized Since 2004*
His dick isn't even hard!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Someone just answer the f*cking question cuz I wanna know too!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Thats gotta be some of the laziest shit I've ever seen. $112 really? Ever heard of pillows or blankets? That shit looks like a part from one of those cat jungle gyms. I don't get the chocha slap either just like I don't get wanting to stick your dick in my asshole, or jizz in my face.
Fuck, fuck, Fuck me amadeus..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
MK, I think the chocha slap is for visual effect. Not that I would know.
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Two parts vodka, one part lime.
That just looks like a big ole fancy "reading" pillow you can get from the walmart for 12.99 They had a sale so I bought 3.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I'm not sure I want to spend a hundred dollars on that stuff. Just pile up the pillows or something.
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That is a lot for a toy!
Somebody help a dlister out!
That guy's trying to jump the Grand Canyon with the help of that ramp.
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