Thursday, September 18th 2008
Like The Skank Cares!
Wonky McValtrex was reportedly "devastated" after finding out two of her pooches were murdered by coyotes last night. A source told X17.com (via NYDN) that Wonky has been crying all day long.
They really want me to believe that this nasty skeezer actually shed a tear? Can tears even come out of her wonk eye? Please. When Wonky was told that her dogs went to heaven, she probably shrugged it off, removed the crab that was feeding off one of her herp warts, got into her fugly car, drove to the pet store and bought two replacements! Or maybe she didn't notice at all. There's at least 17 dogs living in that bitch's house. Herself not included.
The poor pooches were probably trying to get away from her skanky ass.
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". . .two of her pooches were murdered by coyotes last night."
Hahahaaaaha! Those GD coyotes! Fucking murdering assholes.
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Correct me if I am wrong but if you know there are Coyotes in your hood why would allow your little dogs (or any pet for that matter) roam around?
My friend had a puppy picked up and carried off by a hawk. I have no hawks or coyotes around my house and I still watch my dog when he's outside.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 5:14pm.
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That is all.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I forgot to say... WHORE!! There, I feel better now.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Those poor dogs probably hurled themselves over a cliff. And I don't blame them.
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and now they are in a much better place.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Feh. Like she knows how many pets she has. Or even remembers. They were a fad. Now she's bored with them, too.
Music is her real passion now. *Puke*
Submitted by Paige123 on September 18, 2008 - 5:51pm.
All she cares about is herself,parties,shopping and sex
Having seen her sex tape, she doesn't seem to care much for sex.
This girl cares about nothing. Her only concerns are getting the world record for most internet searches back from Britney, and finding the perfect hand painted colored contact lenses in Hong Kong.
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How did she even know there were two dogs missing? She noticed?
I know! Ingrid Newkirk is probably plotting her death. Hopefully....
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 18, 2008 -3:01pm.
When did this cunt find her pets dead? After she woke up after an all-night booze and coke binge, and remembered they'd been left outside overnight?
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Those poor dogs probably hurled themselves over a cliff. And I don't blame them.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 18, 2008 - 5:56pm.
TITS,
It will happen. I told someone in a meeting that i'd cut a bitch for the last Diet Coke.
sometimes, to mask my shame, I will tell a story you guys tell in here irl, and say "a girl at work told me the funniest thing today..."
When did this cunt find her pets dead? After she woke up after an all-night booze and coke binge, and remembered they'd been left outside overnight?
What kind of a fucking dim-witted twat leaves little dogs outside unattended while she scampers around town spreading her diseased cunt flakes everywhere??.....GRRRRRRR...I hate this daft fucking cow-cunt with a passion. DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE!!!
TITS,
It will happen. I told someone in a meeting that i'd cut a bitch for the last Diet Coke.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I was tempted to leave a vicious comment on the NY Daily News, but you have sign up.
Nice, they're shielding this cunt from the heaps of abuse she so richly deserves.
All she cares about is herself,parties,shopping and sex
Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Oh look it's kibbles and tits.
(you know I'm a bit afraid that I may start talking 'dlisted' in real life one day)
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it's happened to all of us!
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 2:21pm.
HEY! Did I ever mention that Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a piece of shit?:D
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YES, but tell me again, and again and again. I never get sick of that story.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Did the coyotes get into her house? Who the hell leaves a very small dog (and I've never seen her with anything but toy breeds) outside at night?
does she just leave her dogs outside 24 hours a day? it's her fault as far as i'm concerned.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
does she just leave her dogs outside 24 hours a day? it's her fault as far as i'm concerned.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Murdered? The dog asked for a way out.
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Where is PETA now?
Put every pet store on notice in CA not to sell this cunt a pet. Not even a gold fish.
And where is animal control, the Police, whoever, to enforce the law regarding the number of dogs/cats permitted in a private residence?
Oh, forgot. She's rich, therefore unless somebody richer sues her ass, she can can just twat along doing whatever she wants.
Y thank u, TITS:) I'm always looking for a pat on the back for that one.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why is it allowed to have a pet? As someone else noted, it is well-known for shutting up her (I mean its) dogs in closets and then going off for days, leaving the maids to find their corpses. This sad excuse for a human should be covered in syrup and tied naked next to an anthill.
Someone said she even owns a goat and some animals that are illegal to own....not sure what they are...but whoever saw the goat probably just saw Paris early in the morning and THOUGHT it was a goat. *snickers*
She cant expect her hired help to take care of her pets...that is bullshit and a half!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
What are the laws in CA? Shouldn't she be required to have a kennel license with that many dogs? If it was someone here, they'd be considered hoarders and their animals would be confiscated.
Meh. I'm not buying the tears thing from Scaresus Hellton. Last time water came out of her face was when she told Larry King she was "forced" to eat baloney sandwiches in the pokey. Those poor pooches deserved a better memorial than her polluted liquid. Die, Paris.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Oh, the PROFANITY I want to spew right now. Like this cunt actually cares for any of her pets.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/paris-hilton-in-20-years-a-mom-with-a-cou...
She's apparently busy 24-7. Unless she has assistants to take care of the illegal number of pets she has, there are several tiny graves in her backyard. Or coyotes eat them.
That's what happens when you live in an area that has coyotes, and you leave small pets outside for hours at a time unattended.
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 2:21pm.
HEY! Did I ever mention that Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a piece of shit?:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBzPQ5MKlNw&feature=related
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excellent clip. a must watch even if you dislike howard stern.
Bitch will be in a pet store by tomorrow.
Oh look it's kibbles and tits.
(you know I'm a bit afraid that I may start talking 'dlisted' in real life one day)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 18, 2008 - 5:04pm.
LOL
SLUT
To bad the coyotes did not get Paris herself.
Nova - if it was the crazy lady next door, she would've gotten a citation from animal control and some, if not all, of her animals removed
Nevermind the way she abuses her beaver.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
HEY! Did I ever mention that Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a piece of shit?:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBzPQ5MKlNw&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why is it I find Paris completely incapable of loving anything besides herself? She's stupid but human and yet I just can't give her the benefit of a doubt.
The coyotes got the wrong bitch.
I swear it is unbelieveable that animal services would just overlook the fact that this bitch has a fucking menagerie of 17 dogs PLUS some odd number of other random pets in her house. She is obviously soooooo busy with her shopping, partying and traveling schedule that she shouldnt even be allowed ONE dog. I feel badly for those little doggies...but absolutely NOTHING for the walking STD. WTF were her doggies doing outside anyway...she lives up in the hills were all sorts of wild hungry animals live...and then there are the coyotes.....
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
If Sarah Palin was there this would've never happened. SUPPORT HELI-HUNTING TO SAVE PUPPIES!!!!!!!
A source? A source named Paris Hilton who, I guess, was a desperate for a bit of attention and maybe sympathy.
Insipid fucking cunt.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Yeah, I think I would take my chances with the coyotes too instead of living with that half wit.
poor pooches...the coyotes should've eaten paris...she's definitely a dog...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
poor babies. those doggies commited doggie suicide
Cried my ass. This is the same skank whore that leaves her dogs unattended, without food or water for days, WEEKS only to be found dead by the maid.
FUCK HER!