Thursday, September 18th 2008
Like The Skank Cares!
Wonky McValtrex was reportedly "devastated" after finding out two of her pooches were murdered by coyotes last night. A source told X17.com (via NYDN) that Wonky has been crying all day long.
They really want me to believe that this nasty skeezer actually shed a tear? Can tears even come out of her wonk eye? Please. When Wonky was told that her dogs went to heaven, she probably shrugged it off, removed the crab that was feeding off one of her herp warts, got into her fugly car, drove to the pet store and bought two replacements! Or maybe she didn't notice at all. There's at least 17 dogs living in that bitch's house. Herself not included.
The poor pooches were probably trying to get away from her skanky ass.
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I don't buy it. This is bitch is so umb she doesn't know HOW to cry.
I'm sured she mourned by looking slightly confussed ("whichs ones were they? The ones that were locked in the celler or...?"), shrugged & carryed on sucking some dude dick.
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Those doggies were saved and now doing so much better in doggie heaven! Those damn coyotes did them a fucking favor. Anyskanky, I can't believe she has 17 dogs at her home! Isn't that by law technically a kennel? I think it was at least 14 dogs constitute by law a kennel where she needs a permit to house that many. Not sure if it was 20 though. Seems like any more than 2 dogs seems too much to take care of much less feed.
Your face!
She was probably fucking stoned out of her narcissistic mind and left those poor little things out all night. What a dumb cunt.
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She is a horror and those delusional twats vying to be her "new bff" are even scarier.
And, it was death by coyote. Those dogs wanted out!
It's been reported before that she doesn't watch her dogs and paps have found them outside wandering around.
Why have animals if you aren't going to care for them?
Fucking hate this bitch.
boo! I finally get power back and am able to get back online and this is the first nasty skank ass bitch i see!
Those pooches faked their deaths to get away from her.
Yelling outside of the Hilton manor tonight, "You got the wrong dog!"
Um, toy dogs aren't exactly the keep outside type of dogs. Why the fuck were they outside at night unsupervized, you ugly whore?
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I hope it wasn't tinkerbell, the dog always looked so confused
Find those coyotes and slap the shit out of them they killed the wrong bitch
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