Thursday, September 18th 2008
Close Your Mouth!
Lily Allen is now video blogging and she needs to learn how to do that shit with her mouth closed! She's eating her lunch while talking about boring shit and I swear I can practically see her food going down her throat. If I look close enough I can see her digesting it. That is not right.
Lily ends the video by saying she's going to get a colonic and she's a bit scares. Oh, it's nothing. It's the same thing as sticking a water pick up your ass. I mean, somebody told me that. Don't ask me who. I forgot. Shut up.
Below are some pictures of Lily buying dishes in London yesterday. I know. You're really going to need to take some heart medication after reading this shit Too much fucking excitement for one post.
I fuckin hate her. She is so ridiculously untalented its pathetic. Can we please get back to the days where singers could actually...sing? Maybe? This bitch is so fuckin lame I cant even stomach her.
'We have a special need, to feel that we belong. So come with me inside, inside my velvet rope.'- Janet
-"Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on September 19, 2008 - 12:48am.
ah thank you! my thoughts exactly! and yes -- Shitters does take the win for disgusting eating."
Indeed!. She's a grade A disgusting eater. That video where she's stoned and eating like a dog makes me sick. Honestly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
If you need to talk whilst eating at least have the courtesy to cover your mouth with your hand.
She needs to learn how to steady that camera, I felt motion sickness when she was spinning it around.
Submitted by SeH on September 18, 2008 - 3:59pm.
This dumb bitch is just biting Peaches Geldof's style.
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Vapid is a style?
I bet this girl had a bad case of the flu as a child.
what the fuck is up with her manly voice and laugh?? And I guess she never learned not to talk with her fat mouth full!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
That was fucking boring, MK! Besides being gross, her teeth are all fucked up like mine. She needs to get some braces or something (I know once I get this stupid job, I'm gonna get me some Invisaline!). She talks like she has a damn stupid lisp! Famous for nothing hack!
Your face!
Just like my mama used to say:
Dontcha know its rude to talk with your mouth open?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by zomay on September 18, 2008 - 6:18pm.
speakit, like what is this "personal responsibility" thing you talk about? Like I just don't get you people.
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okay like **twirls hair around finger** ya know when you gain .0001 of a pound and you know it's becuz you totally went for the bubble gum instead of the sugar free gum? well, that's like totally your fault.
LOL IG, yes you can't be too careful.
Kanye should be included as well.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by Candy on September 18, 2008 - 8:04pm.
The title of this thread should be dedicated to Shiloh
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And Poof Duddy.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
The title of this thread should be dedicated to Shiloh
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by DeeDee on September 18, 2008 - 7:57pm.
I did IG! He's HWAT! Do you make him wear those socks during the sexaytimes?
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Only on his peen. A girl can never be too careful!
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I did IG! He's HWAT! Do you make him wear those socks during the sexaytimes?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 18, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Oh, my!. I can't stand people who chew with their mouths open. Ugh! It's like chinese torture to me. Specially those who chew like damn dogs and making shitloads of noise. I don't care if they are the nicest people on earth, but like MK said "close your mouth!". Honestly, I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying.
But at least she doesn't eat like Shitters. Now Shitters eats like a dog.
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ah thank you! my thoughts exactly! and yes -- Shitters does take the win for disgusting eating.
DeeDee!!! Hollah!! Did you see my boyfriend in the Caption This?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 5:05pm.
MK wrote: "Too much fucking excitement for one post."
I read that as excrement, which is fitting, considering she's talking about a colonic and she's full of shit.
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LMFAO IG! ♥
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
oh grooooss, won't click play -- I'm eating right now and watching mannerless sloppy people eat squicks me out anytime, but especially when I'm trying to eat.
and dear god, so true about this one-hit wonder just shoving off, or at least not being so TMI and thinking the world needs her blathering with an open toilet mouth 24/7. Just piss and moan at daddy so he can buy you more time in the studio pretending to sing to other people's compositions, Lilly.
Frown,
I wish she would just go away. Shes a one hit wonder without a publicist
The lack of handlers stretched her fifteen minutes out to thirty.
BOOO....HISSS....Go away
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Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out.
-Lilo, An Exerpt from Be Adequite: The BlackBerry
Manifesto
Why can't these bitches with money have a proper manicure? A 5K pocket book and cute outfit and the nails look like shit. Thank God she got rid of the blonde hair. Wish she'd put out a new album. MK gets us all hyped up about her first CD then the heffa becomes tabloid fodder and now he has only THIS to write about. Very sad!
I love her tits (everybody's seen them) and her accent ;)
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Caroline D'Amore - So Hot!
This dumb bitch is just biting Peaches Geldof's style.
Submitted by mike on September 18, 2008 - 6:11pm.
ABC Family is now advertising on dlisted? (sidebar advert on upper right)
Jesus, are we now family-friendly?
OH FUCK NO.
I like her, but that eating and talking thing is GROSS! Plus...her video skills SUCK. Now quit eating and get that next album out!!! lol.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
moooooo mooooooooooooooooo Mooooooooooo
MOOOOOOOOOO MOOO MOO MOOOO
STFU!
cow!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh, my!. I can't stand people who chew with their mouths open. Ugh! It's like chinese torture to me. Specially those who chew like damn dogs and making shitloads of noise. I don't care if they are the nicest people on earth, but like MK said "close your mouth!". Honestly, I didn't even pay attention to what she was saying.
But at least she doesn't eat like Shitters. Now Shitters eats like a dog.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
What the hell is she talking about?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I finally broke down and watched the video, and now I feel all stabby.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by zomay on September 18, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 3:06pm.
It's also a religion. It's called Meism. Your beliefs conform to your behavior, rather than the other way around.
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Haahaaahaa Mrs. Kravitz, you just lost all the Paris Hiltons out there.
"Like I don't even know what she is saying."
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LOL! That made me hahaha too!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by mike on September 18, 2008 - 5:47pm.
There is no one alive I'd watch video blog. Seriously.
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I really liked lonelygirl15. Well, I didn't actually WATCH her blog so much as keep tabs - weird ass bitch, I knew there was something wrong with that situation!
And Little Loca was my first chola love affair. Truly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc8kNK5_0LI
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
speakit, like what is this "personal responsibility" thing you talk about? Like I just don't get you people.
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MIKE!!!!!
"I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, 'I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia'," he said.
"That kind of thing is insulting to the American people."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7623771.stm
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 3:06pm.
It's also a religion. It's called Meism. Your beliefs conform to your behavior, rather than the other way around.
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Haahaaahaa Mrs. Kravitz, you just lost all the Paris Hiltons out there.
"Like I don't even know what she is saying."
Hahaha
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
didn't I see you in church yesterday?
LOL
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
"Submitted by mike on September 18, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I think that's the general consensus around here, actually."
Thank god. If that wasn't the case, I think I may have thrown myself into a vat of hot lava... could still be done, but now I have an excuse not to.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by zomay on September 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
There is a disease going around the world. It is called "ME ME ME Disease".
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It's also a religion. It's called Meism. Your beliefs conform to your behavior, rather than the other way around.
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The first commandment is to never accept personal responsibility. second being, never admit your wrong. Third being, never apologize.
Off topic: We MUST get in touch with La Paquena. She must do Sarah Palin.
ABC Family is now advertising on dlisted? (sidebar advert on upper right)
Jesus, are we now family-friendly?
Colonics are mentally ill. Get your 25mg of fiber and let your body do its thing. If you're cleansing your colon, you have self-loathing issues that will not be solved by squirting water up your bum. Same with douches.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by zomay on September 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
There is a disease going around the world. It is called "ME ME ME Disease".
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It's also a religion. It's called Meism. Your beliefs conform to your behavior, rather than the other way around.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
MK wrote: "Too much fucking excitement for one post."
I read that as excrement, which is fitting, considering she's talking about a colonic and she's full of shit.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by zomay on September 18, 2008 - 6:01pm.
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90% of Americans have that disease.
and if that pisses anyone off, you're probably one of them! lolololol
There is a disease going around the world. It is called "ME ME ME Disease". The main sympton is the ability to distort the truth. It usually leaves the victim with ideas that everyone on planet earth gives a shit. Young people in show business are the most likely to be infected.
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she looks all sad and hungover shopping all by herself! sucks to be loaded and lonely.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 18, 2008 - 5:48pm.
I think that's the general consensus around here, actually.
Did anyone else want to slap her mouth shut?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 18, 2008 - 2:48pm.
People think she's talented?
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Am I like the only one that thinks Lily is not talented at all. She talk-sings and that annoys the shit out of me.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
There is no one alive I'd watch video blog. Seriously.
O dat's sad hunny - no one even wants to make fun of her;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Exciting!
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People are crazy and times are strange.