Shocking Development Of The Day
Pat "you are so fucking hot" O'Brien has been fired is leaving "The Insider." Whoever didn't see this coming really needs to eat more fish for dinner.
Pat was already demoted after he went to rehab for being a cokehead. Earlier this week, an e-mail Pat sent to the staff of "The Insider" got leaked. He trash talked Lara Spencer in the e-mail and also talked about how he wanted to save the world or something.
CBS wouldn't say why they parted ways with the dude who wants to "get some hookers and coke." They issued this statement:
"Pat O'Brien is a talented broadcaster who has been a part of The Insider family from the very beginning. Although we have decided to part ways, everyone at CBS Television Distribution and The Insider greatly appreciate and respect all his contributions to our show. We wish Pat much success in his future endeavors."
Lara Spencer is totally celebrating this news by treating herself to a full-size Oreo cookie pie from Baskin Robbins. She's going to eat the whole thing one sitting while letting her dog lick her toes. I'm telling you. I'm convinced those entertainment news show robots are freaks!
So now what's going to happen to Pat O'Brien? I hear the phone sex business is pretty lucrative....
P.S. - Why does Pat's face look like that?
He retiring to drink full-time... who are we to judge?
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Pat and Bill "louffa boy" O'Reilly should get their own show.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Wonder where his next gig will be. Maybe hosting the next girls gone wild.
Dude totally had a chemical peel - prob to take away the effects of all the "coke and hookers" : )
God he needs his own reality show to follow around his escapades!!!
Would def be better than Denise Richards show!
Jon Voight called. He wants his hairline back.
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What talent? His voice sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard and it's entertainment news that he didn't even write!!!
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MK, that is totally the face of an alchoholic. You can see his blood pressure rising even though the photo is a still.
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How the dude wasn't fired after the whole phone-message "let's get some hookers and coke" she-bang a few years ago left me to wonder what he would have to do to get fired - take a dump on the CBS president's desk or what. Nope, just talk trash about your co-host. Doesn't seem quite as big a deal.
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He is seriously one of the creepiest people ever.
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This man... is perfectly ugly.
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"You're an ice-cream fax machine."
Pat looks like he could be well-hung.
He just has that 'sizemeat' smile.
Discuss!
..he's the new spokeswhore for Lohan's tanning "glow" (by)product!
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
Yay!!!!!
The next time we see him will be Dancing With The Stars....
Well, he's gross, but so is that Spencer thing. Watching her having fake orgasms over "stars" is just unbearable.
DAMN and IT. Yeah, he is a sick druggy perv, but he was the soul reason I'd tune in to watch that abortion of a show. I can't help it. I love train wrecks. Maybe he can sign on with a gig as St. Angie's new nanny to the twin Chosen Ones (TM)
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That whole Insidre show is a crapfest. Today the majority of the show was of that host Lara whatsherface talking about moving to LA from New York and letting the viewers get a peek at her mansion home that used to belong to an A list actress. Who the fuck cares and who the hell is Lara whatever? Pat O'Brien is a dirty old man. that is all.
Makes her look less ordinary, you're right... a little older as well but not in a bad way.
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Pat O'Brien, you are universally hated. Thank you!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Actually, those are fixed too...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28294
That's the original.
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@boomsy:
I TRIED to make her look better!
I changed her lipstick and her eyeshadow.
Seriously, dude - she has NO LIPS. NONE.
I even gave her lips in this one - I got the other one if you wanna see it...? I'll put it up for a few.
So she looks best plain, I think....
And I gave her a little wonk-eye while I was tryna fix her eyeshadow. Typo, but I'm keeping it;)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@angel_i: What did you do to that LiLo pic to make it look so 'different'?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by nebajnim on September 18, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Don't forget the bizzare statement about letting the "kids" watch.
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I missed a page. What?
What is this in reference to?
Que?
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 7:07pm.
D-listed, it's for little baby bitched mouth jerk faces.
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Now I know what to tell my real time friends!
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Just be careful where you put the hyphens.
now he has more time to harass woman by the phone
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 6:09pm.
OMG SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY WEALTHY HAS LOST THEIR JOB.
I'm looking for sympathy.. wait, I found some.. it was in my ass Pat, want it?
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LOL'd. Twice.
Submitted by nebajnim on September 18, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Don't forget the bizzare statement about letting the "kids" watch.
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Good Lord! I don't even wanna know.
I could never get past the first few seconds of: "You are SO FUCKIN HOT. I wanna fuck you, you are HOT." It's just the nastiest ick nasty sound in the whole wide world. Apparently, there is worse. Knowing it is quite enough, thank you very much.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Not So Shocking Development Of The Day: Pat OBrien will have some nasty cancerous growth removed from his face due to tanning bed abuse.
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Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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Or that she's not Brazilian.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:58pm.
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what's really funny is sprmcandy thinks she's a natural blonde.
Don't forget the bizzare statement about letting the "kids" watch.
Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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Right? Who needs smooth talking when you've got Sprmcandy? Ewwww. *runs away to bathe in Chlorox*
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
And still, there's no coke and hookers up in here??? You DListers are lame....but sooo HWAT...why don't we call Pat O'Brien up, and some hookers and, ....WHAT? It's Patty O and hooker times....SEXAY...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by Sprmcandy on September 18, 2008 - 8:51pm.
I want to eat out sweet beautiful Lara's blonde cunt for hours on end.
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You're a charmer, aren't you?
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That was like flowers and chocolates, wasn't it?
First Dan Rather, now this? CBS doesn't know how to hold onto their legendary journalists.
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Submitted by Sprmcandy on September 18, 2008 - 8:51pm.
I want to eat out sweet beautiful Lara's blonde cunt for hours on end.
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You're a charmer, aren't you?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I want to eat out sweet beautiful Lara's blonde cunt for hours on end.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on September 18, 2008 - 9:47pm.
I'm afraid only a vat of Clorox could take away the nicotine beige and whatever dark scum is between those teeth....ughhhhhggghhh!! Can't refresh to this mess anymore, good night!
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Nite. Nite. *waving*
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Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 7:07pm.
D-listed, it's for little baby bitched mouth jerk faces.
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Now I know what to tell my real time friends!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 18, 2008 - 9:35pm.
He needs to drop his dentures into a huge vat of Polident.
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I'm afraid only a vat of Clorox could take away the nicotine beige and whatever gray scum is between those teeth....ughhhhhggghhh!! Can't refresh to this mess anymore, good night!
OOhhh...you are so hot...let's get some hookers,coke...LMFFFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He needs to drop his dentures into a huge vat of Polident.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I always thought he was sleazy looking. Maybe it's the Pornstache?
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They should have got rid of him a LONG time ago, like right after that whole sex tape scandal. Yuck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
OMG SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY WEALTHY HAS LOST THEIR JOB.
I'm looking for sympathy.. wait, I found some.. it was in my ass Pat, want it?
And, oh yeah-- He's fucking gross.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 18, 2008 - 3:42pm.
I don't think he's nearly tan enough. And those teefs are like old Chicklets.
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Well, he's definitely not tan enough at the receding hairline. He looks like he's fading. And those teefs are a big old horsey set of dentures if I've ever seen one.
Now he has time for run for President.
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does anyone really give a fuck?
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Submitted by LoLo on September 18, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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lmao! AMEN, so thankful I don't have to listen to crap like these asskissing celeb shows and can have my sweet solitude when I need it -- one of the best things about adulthood!
He looks like that from sun damage and gin blossoms.
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