Well, That Was Boring
Alex Rodriguez's divorce from the she-hulk known as Cynthia Rodriguez has been finalized. Yeah, just like that. That shit was totally anti-climactic.
Their boring ass lawyers issued this statement to People: "Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings. They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. During the negotiations and resolution all decisions were made with the best interests of their children as the paramount concern."
The terms of the settlement were not released. When C-Rod filed for divorce, she stated she wanted a cut of his earnings and ownership of their $12 million mansion in Florida.
These people are a disgrace! It started out pretty scandalous. A-Rod was accused of bumping roided-up butt coochies with Vadge and C-Rod blamed him for having an "affair of the heart." Then they sort of just went away and did their own thing. Zzzzz! They need to get remarried just so they can divorce the correct way! I want more name-calling, bitch slapping and sex tapes.
What's the opposite of Escandalo? A-Rod and C-Rod's divorce.
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who cares..they both are gross.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She-Hulk should have known from the last time he had a ho that he was not a one man woman. I think A-Rod could have done better then her in the looks dept.
HOLY BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Madonna's roided-up vag thrangled A-Rod's wife into submission.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Are there nude photos of A-Rod?
Please.....................
anyone know where I can find Madam S?
snowpiece
Hhahahaah! Totally kidding!! No douchery in my closet.
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im shocked their kid didnt coe out as one giant orange forhead with some wide set googley eyes.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I wonder how much alimony and child support she'll get.
This news item became surprisingly invisible as soon as Madonna's tour started. Colour me shocked.
Pigs.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
OMG clarise is kidding, right??? I'd rather you said greasy bear!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Clarisse and snowy, hahahahhaha.....see? we all have one!
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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson
PSL / Snow,
Mine is Tom Cruise.
*runs outta the room laughing*
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PSL mine would be Kfed so I have no room to say anything, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
snowy, I think we all have one "douchey" star as a guilty pleasure......lol
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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson
OH and Snow, new avie is the Hotness Gerard!
On topic: I miss Omar Vizquel.
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PSL: so there you go, see there's someone for everyone, LOL I think I remember that you like that Pivster! ;)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Snowpiece,
Tom Wilkinson!! Oh god! People always overlook him, but he's brilliant!! I loved him in Shakespeare In Love!
LCT,
RE:Piven
I use to actually think he was great, but then his ego outgrew his talent...IMO....
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who got custody of the fake chi-chis?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 10:58am.
LCT: I just find him to be douchy mctool, he was such a dork when he was on Ellen and now he's the hottness because he got some hair plugs?
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HAHAHA! Why didn't it work for Revolta?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Ugh. A-Rod makes me queasy. He looks like the kind of tool who would scream out his own name during orgasm.
snowpiece, I have had a huge crush on Piven since he was in "Lucas" in 1986....heehee
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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson
LCT: I just find him to be douchy mctool, he was such a dork when he was on Ellen and now he's the hottness because he got some hair plugs? please, I refuse to buy it.
but I know he has many admirers out there so don't let my disgust bother ya!
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just as long as Idris is all mine! and he will have his British accent in this movie, panty pudding times!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 10:48am.
snowpiece
Hm. I don't think even Piven's douche effect can dampen the hotness here!!
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I think I missed something; why is he a douche?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Clarisse and Tom Wilkinson is a hot peepaw too! Is that GB in your new avie? I have never actually seen him in a movie, just know him from you hot sluts...
On Topic: snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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snowpiece
Hm. I don't think even Piven's douche effect can dampen the hotness here!!
Yeah baby!
On topic: zzzzzz
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 10:35am.
LCT I just saw the ad last night, mmm Idris and your man look hot but I see that the Piven is in there which makes me throw up in my badgina a little bit. I usually really like Guy Ritchies movies so I think this will be awesome, HOPE HOPE!
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Of course it will be awesome. Look who's in it! And there are sex scenes! *growl* Ahh, what a lovely way to start a Friday :D
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LCT I just saw the ad last night, mmm Idris and your man look hot but I see that the Piven is in there which makes me throw up in my badgina a little bit. I usually really like Guy Ritchies movies so I think this will be awesome, HOPE HOPE!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 19, 2008 - 10:26am.
Oh Carrottop!!!
I have video of Gerard Butler talking sex.....
Nummy nummy num!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhvLOuCafQ
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*changing panties*
DAMNIT. Inside voice.
Oh Clarissalina, you are a Godsend.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 19, 2008 - 10:14am.
LCT I'm looking for you to dicuss this new Guy Ritchie joint with both our bf's in it (see my avie) Rock n Rolla
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YES! Let's discuss! He looks like a sexy washed up hobo.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
OMG, OMG, does anyone think this is actually sexey? Tits hangin' out, buggers flin' around. I went to a gas station the other day and litterally saw a guy walking down the street with his pants hanging down to his NAKED behind.
snowpiece
Hmmm, nothing yet...wait, i'll BRB.
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Who are these people?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
snowpiece, cut me a slice of that man meat, it's sit on my face friday, after all.
on topic, I got nothing for this loser asshole and his implanted wifey.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
that story died really fast! Madonna's PR team is fucking powerful.
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God only knows what I'd be without you....
-Brian Wilson
LCT LCT LCT! lol clarisse is it like throwing m&m 's for Harvey?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh Carrottop!!!
I have video of Gerard Butler talking sex.....
Nummy nummy num!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhvLOuCafQ
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I will work to elevate you
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Ah Snow!!!
Watch, i'll get LCT out of hiding...
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International Guitar Fucking Tour........hahaha
How can you not overlook the half orange pieces that are upmost sticked to her upper ribcage? I told my husband I wanted a chemical peel and breast lift. He just looked at me and laughed like I was on the luntatic fringe.......
I think they were all in on this Vadge orchestrated publicity stunt. They were headed for divorce anyway--so why not help a friend get some attention for her international guitar fucking tour?
Trash. All of them.
!Aburrido!
I was expecting more name calling and at least a few more whores to come out and say the have bumped genitals with A-Rod...At least 5...AT LEAST!
I am so mad I am not going to their last game!! I could have called him names!! And scream things like Were is MAdonna!?!? or any other shit...I am gonna convince the BF to scream for me.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Well, now A-Rod is free to find himself a new girlfriend to cheat on.
LCT I'm looking for you to dicuss this new Guy Ritchie joint with both our bf's in it (see my avie) Rock n Rolla
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "