Morning Wood

Kate Cruise;s hair is awful total dyke cut.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Marilyn, LOL, everytime she tries to look straight ahead, or anywhere for that matter, her eye balls go up toward the ceiling. So when she's supposed to be talking to someone and looking straight at them, her eyes are going up. You can see it in most scenes of "The Hills."

Poor little Suri. Those tarty parents are traumatizing her. :(

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RIMADYL KILLS

Okay I know I'm probably the last bitch to know this info, but why does MK call her 'ceiling eyes'?

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

Submitted by Mopa on September 19, 2008 - 7:36am.

Do they ever let Suri dress down? She seems to wear an awful lot of shimmery shoes, like she is going to some big event.
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I'm over 40 and to this day if it sparkles I'm drawn to it.

Only difference is if I cry and sulk no one is going to buy it for me.

Paris is not a dog owner, she's what you call a crazy animal collector. She couldn't possibly have a bond with any of those dogs. I saw how she kept them in crates in her reality show, which means she has not even taken the time to housebreak them.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

I love Penn Badgely, and me and everyone else in the world agrees with him. Those bitches look sickly.

Katie really, really, really needs to do something about that hair...

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

i feel so left out :( i didn't get to watch 90210 when i was little i was "one of those kids"... but, yay for a suri fix on a friday!

RDJ with a side of Jude douche.......yes please.

Wonky is a Honkey.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 19, 2008 - 9:36am.
I bet the pinata is the thing that's been hit the least in that house.
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LMAO!

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut

But is Suri still on the bottle?

I kind of feel a little sorry for Suri.
Oh god make it stop! Quick someone pull the wings off of tinkerbell so I can get back to normal f*ck!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 20, 2008 - 12:11am.

Yeah, I liked Ruby. I didn't like Meg either. I wish Ellen would come back too. Sucks they killed off Ash. I can't wait for the ep where Dean goes back in time.

I'm so watching it again tomorrow!

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Classic MST3K.

I KNOW!!!!!! Even though she was a demon, I LOVED Ruby! (Meg, not so much.) Did you know the actress (who played original Ruby) is David Cassidy's daughter. I keep expecting John to reappear for one side or the other (DAMN, I love that man!) I'd also LOVE to see Ash come back.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

OMG! I hate her! I don't think she's really Ruby. What the fuck did Sam do to that demon? Loved when Dean slapped her.

Fuck I can't wait for the rest of the season!!!!

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Classic MST3K.

Yeah, he was pretty funny. Had to walk in w/ his light saber out, doing the DV breathing.

Chris E: HOLY SHIT! I FUCKING LOVED IT! & I thought the angel thing made perfect sense. & is Sam sleeping w/ Fake Ruby (hate her!)? This is going to be quite a season, I think. We're watching it again tonight.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

dramaqueen, too cute!!!!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

drama: that's adorable, i can see him now! too funny and cute.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Why the hell do those glorified prostitutes have a TV show?

Fuckin A!

Dramaqueen, OMG! Castiel!

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Classic MST3K.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 19, 2008 - 10:47am.

Suri is huge. That's all I can think when I see her. She doesn't look like a toddler to me. She looks like she should be starting Kindergarten next fall.
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Have you seen Coco Arquette lately? Now SHE is huge. She's got to be pushing 4 feet tall already.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

I kind of wish all these hill whores get hit by a speeding mack truck and i dont even feel bad for thinking that.
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Poor Suri. Never to meet her real daddy. About letting her dress how she wants to (if that is indeed the case), I'm torn. Thanks to Ike, my 5-year-old had been out of school all week. Day cares have been closed as well, so he's come to work w/ either me or my husband every day. It's stressful for all of us (thank GOD for portable DVD players!). So, Wed. when he asked if he could wear his Darth Vader costume, I said sure. I packed other clothes for when we went to lunch, & my coworkers were quite amused. I figured it was little enough when he's been so good.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Somebody please tell me why PETA hasn't gone after Paris Hilton yet? Ugh that shit is so frustrating.

That pinata has more personality then all 3 of them put together.

suri's fucking huge. no way she's as young as they claim her to be.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

I feel bad for Suri too- she doesn't understand why all these people surround them all the time.....but I also know she is a spoiled fucking brat, so I don;t feel THAT bad....

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Suri is huge. That's all I can think when I see her. She doesn't look like a toddler to me. She looks like she should be starting Kindergarten next fall.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Poor Suri,I feel sorry for her

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

OH NO!!!!! Audrina moved OUT?! I'm sobbing over here.....if these girls aren't true friends, who is?
*pukes*

Paris' dogs have a "doggie mansion"? It's probably bigger than my apt- sad.

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Poor Suri's new implanted emotion chip is making her feel things.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

Do they ever let Suri dress down? She seems to wear an awful lot of shimmery shoes, like she is going to some big event. Somehow, I bet Tom goes shopping for her and picks out all that crap. She looks like a little Stepford wife in the making, but I see that rebellious twinkle in her eye. She is gonna be a real handful for them before you know it. Good for her.

I bet the pinata is the thing that's been hit the least in that house.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ