Friday, September 19th 2008
Blame Mimi
This week I've been ranting and raving about dog caca, so it seems only appropriate that we end the week with these beautiful pictures of Doody....I mean....Diddy stepping into a pile of pooch poo in NYC yesterday. It couldn't have happened to a bigger douche. He probably screamed at that dog shit for not watching where it's going. It's going to hear from his lawyers.
The bodyguard knows what's coming and you can tell he's deciding whether or not he wants to scream "I quit this bitch," or if he wants to get on his knees and actually clean that shit up.
Diddy stepping in a pile of butt nuggets is not sexy, but it's definitely fucking funny.
Why all the animosity towards this guy ? How is he any less egotistic than the myriad of A-list celebrities we see everyday. I think it's because he's black. There's something about a rich, successful, confident black guy that just pisses whites off. What exactly has Diddy done that any other egotistical celebrities haven't ? Is he any more arrogant than they are ? I doubt it. The vile attacks against him just prove beyond a doubt that you all hate him because he's rich and black. Morons.
His new name should be P Doody
is that irony? A piece of shit steps on a piece of shit.
aww, Diddy stepped in doo-doo in his princess sneakers...
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Not the golden shoes....Classic!
Serves him right - he's been dropping shit on the airwaves for years.
OH My Gah! I wished it was Kanye West, But Diddy will doo.. this is hilarious, You just know someone on his team got fired for this, not picking it up before he stepped in it,, Not forseeing the future!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
those shoes looked like shit anyway...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
HA HA HA HA HA
I've never seen shit step in shit before. That's a first.
I've never seen shit step in shit before. That's a first.
I hope it was soft and warm
xoxox
The war isn't working.
My Mammaw used to wear tennis shoes like that and we called them her "Gold Magic Shoes" because when she wore them, she could shop for hours...but she was 80 and Diddy is in his 30s, so he looks like a complete douche-wad...
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I bet Diddy fires the bodyguard for not falling on the poo.
Gold lame sneakers = $200
Gargantuan ego from selling crappy products = $298.3 million
Bodyguard to keep shit out of your life = $4000 p.w.
Sidwalk poodie and a camera = priceless
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The dog turd was the most talented thing in the picture.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Poor dog shit! LMFAO
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I feel sorry for the shit! It had to be touched by the biggest "butt nugget" on the planet!!
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those shoes were fug and deserved to be dipped in shit!
And how about watching where you walk, retard!
I work by a pet store and never step in shit! And trust, some days it gets dicey!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
This makes me happy. Poop Doody.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Seeing that was a perfect ending to a terrible week. Thank u MK
A poo thread! A genuine poo thread with real poo and Poo Diddy! Which is the bigger poo? Which one is more stank? Which one is uglier?
Oh so many questions of defuckinglight!
TEAM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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AHAHAHAHA!!! Diddy got doodied! Woot-woot!!
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DOG 1 - DIDDY 0
What are the blessed odds of that happening! I'm off to buy a lottery ticket and I'm going to step in every turd along the way.
BEAAUUUUTIFUL!!!! OMG this made my day. I can't stand this self centered fur wearing douche bag. It makes so much sense that he would step on shit. All those animals that die for this asshole. Yessss. I hope he falls in a pile of elephant shit next. Next victim: Jlo with a pair of her expensive stilettos. Please happen, fingers crossed. thanks MK I have a big smile now. "Doody" LMFAO!!!
Diddy Doo-Doo
fuckin' silver lame sneakers.
Everyone know you DO NOT wear silver lame sneakers before dark.
Jerk.
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
Hekki
I have had stuff like that happen before
Try period times on custom car seats!
Ha ha. You can act like a diva all you want, but you still step in dogshit just like the rest of us.
Which reminds me of the time I was TOTALLY in love with this guy and he was picking me up to take me to his beach house for a sexytimes-filled weekend. I get into the car and we're driving along and the smell of shit is just permeating the air. And he finally goes "Did you step in something?" I totally had dog shit all over my shoe and on his floor mats. I wanted to DIE.
LOLOL. this made my day! Mr. I'mallthat and his gold lame slippers slidin' around in poo...too funny.
i love the look on the body guard when dolphin face dumbass steps on the butt nuggets. then doody looks like he's using the BG's dick as a handrail. ha. ha.
LMFAO!!!!!So appropriate for this douchebag.
hahhaha this is pricelesss!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost want the bodyguard to say he quit this bitch, especially after Diddy whines about how he should have warned him about the fucking dog poo and protected his pretentious $1,000 sneakers from getting dogshit on them! HE is so fuckin' FIRED!
Your face!
this is classic!! i couldn't stop laughing my ass off. dolphin face dumbass gets his due!!!! ha ha!!
Somewhere someone is saving the pic of Diddy's (money can't buy good taste) shoe ALMOST in the poo. They'll be saving it for days when they feel sad
^ That is exactly what I was thinking of doing. Just looking at that shoe about to hit the shit is making me laugh.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 19, 2008 - 1:40pm.
LCT me too
I'll be back in 1 hr.
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I am so back.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
So fucking funny...made my day. I cannot stand that man.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Oh poor thing! Which goes to show ... that you can take someone out of a shit hole but you cannot wipe all the shit off of them.
The dog poo prob came from Aubrey O'day
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LMAO....Karma is not only a bitch...but she is also a steaming pile of dog sh***! You are what you step in Diddy!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Rican35 on September 19, 2008 - 10:56am
Hilarious! "little photo montage" made me LOL!!! How did that bodyguard keep a straight face? I would have laughed my mf ass off!!!
Hehehe. The pap who shot this deserves an oscar. That little photo montage had everything. I laughed, I cried, and then I laaaaaaaaaaughed again. Fuck you Poop Doody!
All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat..
hahahahaha! This made my morning!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
LCT me too
I'll be back in 1 hr.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 19, 2008 - 1:31pm.
LCT
where have you beeeen?
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Right hurr! Where have YOOOOOOOOOOOOU been, my favourite alphabet girl? I am missing you long time. I am also on my way out to hunt for some lunch, so I will be back shortly.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LCT
where have you beeeen?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 19, 2008 - 1:26pm.
next time I get poopnant, diddy's the daddy!
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I predict it'll be a kibble baby!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
you know that's Mimi's poochie's caca left over from the other day, don't you?
and that bodyguard is totally going "oohhh SNAP .. sorry, dog, but dog shit patrol ain't in my job description."
I love that second pic - great camera work !!
It should be captioned: "Two seconds to impact".