Friday, September 19th 2008
Blame Mimi
This week I've been ranting and raving about dog caca, so it seems only appropriate that we end the week with these beautiful pictures of Doody....I mean....Diddy stepping into a pile of pooch poo in NYC yesterday. It couldn't have happened to a bigger douche. He probably screamed at that dog shit for not watching where it's going. It's going to hear from his lawyers.
The bodyguard knows what's coming and you can tell he's deciding whether or not he wants to scream "I quit this bitch," or if he wants to get on his knees and actually clean that shit up.
Diddy stepping in a pile of butt nuggets is not sexy, but it's definitely fucking funny.
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That bodyguard deserves a pink slip.
A real Soulja would have stepped in dog shit for Diddy.
Ahh, justice is served! Poop Diddy is attracting his followers, who love to be stepped on. On another note, where did he get shoes made out of aluminum foil?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
SQUUUUUEEEEEEELLLLLCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Woof woof.
next time I get poopnant, diddy's the daddy!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
3 - 2 - 1 CONTACT! That is what I was thinking looking at the other pics. Shooot, wasn't his body guard supposedta proteck him from that?
He probably got it on his pants, too. That's what you get for not wearing pants that fit right. Because it's so awesome to wear shoes, yet still walk on the bottom cuff.
Couldn't have happened to a better ass.Teach him to walk around with his nose in the air while wearing dark sunglasses.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
this couldn't have happened to a more deserving mouthbreather
Ha! And you thought those extra long pants were SO cool when you left the house today!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 19, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Diddy's Karma has a first name, it's D-O-O-D-Y
Diddy's Karma has a second name, it's O-N-Y-O-U
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LOL!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
HAHAHAH THIS IS FANTASTIC! P Dogshiddy!
This is the greatest thing since The Renewed Mind Is The Key video.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 19, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Theres nothing more disgusting than stepping on dog shit
Eating it?
You know that bodyguard did that shit on purpose. He put Diddy right in Shit's way on purpose and he must be commended for that.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 19, 2008 - 9:32am.:
In the first thumbnail BS (Before Shit) he has the look of an arrogant sumbitch. then AS (After Shit) that look is priceless!!
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fabulous comment, Playa!
Diddy's smooth move, from BS to ASS (After Shit Step )
Diddy's Karma has a first name, it's D-O-O-D-Y
Diddy's Karma has a second name, it's O-N-Y-O-U
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Poop Shiddy.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I'm still laughing.
I wonder if he could even smell the doogie doo over his shit bref?
You know that body guard first wants to laugh, then he is afraid that Poo Daddy is going to make him clean it off his shoes. I especially appreciate that the douche is wearing some ridiculously expensive and ostentatious shoes.
Submitted by missy on September 19, 2008 - 11:02am.
cthehoff ahahahaha, my friend always says : "Ok, Im gonna go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"
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That's disgusting but incredibly funny.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Stepping in dogshit is a thousand times funnier when it happens to this asshole. I do wish he could have gone in face first though.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Yes!!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bwwwahhhaa !!! Diddy steps in Doody.
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Poop Doody, ya damn shitkicking shitheel!
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 19, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by missy on September 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 19, 2008 - 11:52am.
shit
butt muffin
hershey splat
turd
dookie
buttloaf
ass gifts
brown monkie
black snack
brown banana
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cosby kids
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Coco Puffs
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toilet tator tots
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Oh, this gives me such sick pleasure... LOL
On a side note, why can't he cuff his jeans or at least buy a shorter length? What's the appeal of walking on your jeans?
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
"It couldn't have happened to a bigger douche."
True that!!! These pics are nasty but so funny!
OMG LOL i love that second pic, its like the second before the shit splat LOL i cant stop laughing, what a dumbass.
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cthehoff ahahahaha, my friend always says : "Ok, Im gonna go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"
I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS THAT!!! hahahaha!
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Missy cosby kids?
:dies from laughing.. hahaah
butt babies
kids in the pool
shizz
mexican stinky balls
stank loaf
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Somewhere someone is saving the pic of Diddy's (money can't buy good taste) shoe ALMOST in the poo. They'll be saving it for days when they feel sad.
Submitted by missy on September 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 19, 2008 - 11:52am.
shit
butt muffin
hershey splat
turd
dookie
buttloaf
ass gifts
brown monkie
black snack
brown banana
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cosby kids
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Coco Puffs
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"Drink beer Save water"
Ziggy
I think you are ready to vomit because you've been reading dlisted too long...
You know... we're haters and all
*eye roll*
Reason #1 Why bitches get an intense beat down if they attempt to walk into my home wearing shoes. The streets are FILTHY and skanks these days take offense when you have to remind them to take off their shoes. Why is that? I can't think of anything ruder than walking through a home with shoes on. Unless I don't like them of course ;)
Woe betide the person Diddy is going to meet.
--thanks awfully--
Nope, that ain't Big. What a great set of pics.
People who do not clean up their dog's mess are despicable.
Such a complete disrespect for anybody but their damn dogs - I doubt they have any SELF respect - makes me feel sick.
Literally ready to vomit.
I might lean out the window and vomit right now, but I will of course clean the mess up when I am done.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
poop nuggets
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
HA missy...i thought that one said ASS GRITS....lol. Although that would work too!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
I let my dogs kiss me on the mouth, I even taught them "give me a kiss" and they do. But I'm gross like that plus they are Yorkies so their tounges are so little and cute and covered in poo....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
CTH
my vicodin and Diet Coke haven't kicked in..
give me another 30 and I'll play spin the poop with ya
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 19, 2008 - 11:52am.
shit
butt muffin
hershey splat
turd
dookie
buttloaf
ass gifts
brown monkie
black snack
brown banana
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cosby kids
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ok WAIT! Did poop-diddy get out of a GOLD jeep before he stepped his gold grandma shoes in poop?? HAHAHAHA....stupid!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 19, 2008 - 11:50am.
The look on the bodyguard's face in the main picture: PRICELESS.
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HA!! thats cause hes thinking "aw FUCK Im going to get fired over a pile of dogshit"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
shit
butt muffin
hershey splat
turd
dookie
buttloaf
ass gifts
brown monkie
black snack
brown banana
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
The look on the bodyguard's face in the main picture: PRICELESS.
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Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 19, 2008 -
" the dog that dropped the shitty that stumped Diddy needs a key to the city!"
Ha ha ha! That cracked me up!
xxyzx....SERIOUSLY!!! My daycare IS overpriced by a long shot and the lady is CRAZY. luckily next week is the last week i take my boys there and then they are going to TutorTime for some REAL education. Soooo sick of lame daycare bitches who cower at every sneeze and runny poop.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 19, 2008 - 11:47am.
Sorry sluts, but people that don't clean up after their dogs in public areas piss me off.
I totally agree with you...but the dog that dropped the shitty that stumped Diddy needs a key to the city!
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"Drink beer Save water"
Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 19, 2008 - 11:44am.
its friday man, smoke a joint and kiss a dog. it might make you smile :)
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LMAO....ha ha ha ha....
I hate that though...when there is perfectly good grassy area and my little doggy hunkers up on the sidewalk to poo. Little shit!! lmao.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Nova
your son left the good poop for you!!!!
Let the overpriced daycare wipe the runny poop!