Friday, September 19th 2008

Sweet Tater

Tater Head has gone the way of the ginge. She looks like a delicious plate of sweet potatoes. All she's missing is a couple of handfuls of mini-marshmallows, 10 sticks of butter, a cup of brown sugar and she's good to go.

Here she is at a Teen Vogue party in Los Angeles last night.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by MisMentzel on September 19, 2008 - 2:34pm.

A carnie!!

ROFLMAO!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.

I wonder if her plastic surgery obsessed mother is embarassed by her unattractive kids? Or does she just blame Bruce's DNA? Or is she consulting with a surgeon right now on their behalf? Or all of the above?

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I think it's just the opposite! The uglier they are, the better she looks next to them

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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.

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Damn it, I always miss the good dramz!
Fuck. Oh well.

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 19, 2008 - 12:35pm.

If you want tragic, People.com has a picture of the three sisters. Scout is just as hideous looking, if not worse.

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Where? I can't find them, or my eyeballs are refusing to acknowledge them.

Saw this at that site: BodyWatch: Ashley Tisdale's Lean, Mean Healthy Routine

Plus, four more ways to look and feel good like Christina Aguilera, Tori Spelling and more

How fucked up is that? A category entitled bodywatch that references spelling?

will.not.click.

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Submitted by weenielover on September 19, 2008 - 12:22pm.

FYI Ruuumer: You don't need to be good looking to go to college...try that.
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I'd like to see the look on her face if someone ever actually said those words to her.

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I wonder if her plastic surgery obsessed mother is embarassed by her unattractive kids? Or does she just blame Bruce's DNA? Or is she consulting with a surgeon right now on their behalf? Or all of the above?

I bet Ashton is afraid to reproduce with Demi. Poor guy.

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Miffed

Welcome. Don't worry about the Brangie thingo, Mrs. K. and I have a deep rabid love for Wino.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

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If you want tragic, People.com has a picture of the three sisters. Scout is just as hideous looking, if not worse.

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Ah shit! Miffed is drunk typing! Just as dangerous as drunk dialing!!!

I drunk emailed a friend of mine once that i thought i had warm fuzzies for him...turns out i didn't when i was sober...not friends anymore...

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

GOD...she's so deformed... it looks like a carnie...

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@miffed: You'd be surprised at the number of people I've learned to hate in here. It's a powerful experience. COME! We know THE WAY!

hun I am so bloody drunk I am surprised I even know my way away this bloody keyboard!!!!I f'ing love this place????? reguardless ???

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Snowpiece!
Here you go. Gerard talking kilts, carnies and fights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzID3XSyE8

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paris herpes's picture

Damn that sexy look of hers makes me recoil! The hair does nothing for her...

Your face!

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DRINK THE DLISTED KOOL AID, miffed_33

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We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

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@miffed: You'd be surprised at the number of people I've learned to hate in here. It's a powerful experience. COME! We know THE WAY!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Clarisse: my love, something, anything to get me thru the last hour of this endless day! I am so bored I am getting jealous of Kate and Allegra having all the fun, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

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ohhh...shes sooo edgy...new (again)hair color, nose stud and side tattoo. No matter how she slices and dices it...she STILL has no talent and will never be famous. FYI Ruuumer: You don't need to be good looking to go to college...try that.

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miffed_33,
That's ok. I have friends who are Republicans...i can certainly deal with a Brangie friendly Aussie.

Snowpiece...
I should paste the Gerard Butler video again....

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Capitanne's picture

tragic.

Stoney's picture

*calls from the floor*

miffed, we'll save you!!!!!!!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Aunt Bea's picture

Poor tater. She really is unfortunate looking.

snowpiece's picture

miffed: don't worry, hang around here a little longer and it shall pass
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

miffed_33's picture

Sweety I am so sory but I like - not love Brangie so I think it would cause some sort of conflict of interest. I really don't know why bu I seem to believe they really care???????

kitty1's picture

Boy, is she ugly

Stoney's picture

*bends over*

*falls on face*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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Submitted by Stoney on September 19, 2008 - 12:03pm.

Bend over lemme see you shake a tailfeather

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Russet potato head. That is all.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

I love this hair color on Tater... it makes her facial features look softer which is what she needs!

Stoney's picture

Oh the hippy hippy shake!!!!!!!! Weeeeeee! *twirls*

What? It's Friday, dammit.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Clarisse's picture

What in holy Brangelina hell is going on??

Miffed,
You can live in my house. I have a spare room.

TITS / LoLo,
Bump boobs, take these *passes Valium* and we'll all play in the sand-box together.

Mrs K.,
Pleasure, as always!

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I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Dirk Diggler's picture

The color contacts are gone, let's rejoice in that.

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Submitted by suze on September 19, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Her face completely changes when she smiles. Like, completely different. Very unusual.
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it's just frightening in a different way.

Would you rather have rich parents or be beautiful?

you plant corn, you get corn. plastic surgery be damned. DNA will have its way LOL

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Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 11:53am.

Your generation was all about sex, wasn't it?
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We invented it.

For goodness sake,
I've got the hippy hippy shake.
I've got the shake,
oh the hippy hippy shake.

Oo I can't keep still
with the hippy hippy shake.
I get my fill
with that hippy hippy shake.
Oo my babe,
auw the hippy hippy shake.

Well now you shake
it to the left,
you shake it to the right.
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/s96 ]
Do the hippy shake shake
with all of your might.
And you shake.
Oh you shake.
Oo my babe.
Auw the hippy hippy shake.

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We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

justice's picture

Good ol' tater just brings it out of us. 211 comments already!

As much as that chin very literally has me twice checking under the bed, thrice opening the cupboards just to make sure and giving more than a few tugs on the extras locks and chains on the door before I can even consider getting any sleep..... I must applaud her tenacity. Her sheer belief that, even with a chin which keeps the Martians staying the fuck on Mars and not taking over the world, she can be famous on her own merit is simply MIND BLOWING!

--thanks awfully--

miffed_33's picture

oh
crikey I don't know wher to begin with my reply hehe, u all make me lol you funny f'er';s I am sitting here hav'n a good ol laugh, I truly get a kick outa this site!!

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 19, 2008 - 11:51am.

lmao! So modest, this one is
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Like my mommy you used to say "How could anyone NOT love you?"
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I'm good enuf, I'm smart enuf and gosh darn it people like me.

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We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 11:09am.

In honor of Get Laid Friday and our new fake friend, Miffed (baby, take a bow) I suggest we have a singalong!!!!!!!!!
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Your generation was all about sex, wasn't it?

Oh look! Rumer is going the way of PP!

Next come the chicken cutlets!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 11:46am.

Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:44am.

oH Mrs K I love u soo
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seriously, what's not to love? :)

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lmao! So modest, this one is

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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.

Aphid's picture

hi Frito! xoxoxo

NonnyMouse's picture

She looks better as a redhead than as a blonde or a brunette, I'll give her that.

suze's picture

Her face completely changes when she smiles. Like, completely different. Very unusual.

She's not an orange colouring - she needs the maroon/winey red thing going on.

She also needs to have her shoulder permanently attached to her chin. That's the best shot of her.

I'm bored with you now.

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Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:44am.

oH Mrs K I love u soo
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seriously, what's not to love? :)

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miffed, naw just pass me a damn Fosters and we'll be good.....LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:23am.

Calm down, zippy.
That's what we all call each other--fake friends.
It is an honor and a privilege to be a fake friend.

oH Mrs K I love u soo

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Her features are too small for her face. Freaky.

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Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:37am.

OK OK OK
I'm sorry I called you Zippy, I did not mean it.
Here, have some coffee cake.
:)
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senoritame's picture

The hair is an improvement, I kinda like her b/c she knows she isn't super hot but works it anyways. In high school I had a friend that was chunky and always wore a bikini proudly and I admire that kind of delusional confidence.

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????Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 11:23am.

Calm down, zippy.
That's what we all call each other--fake friends.
It is an honor and a privilege to be a fake friend.

Zippy?????????????????
Mrs K I thought you were my bestest fake friend????? TEAR TEAR I am soooooooooo upset!!!!!!!!

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har har