Friday, September 19th 2008

Sweet Tater

Tater Head has gone the way of the ginge. She looks like a delicious plate of sweet potatoes. All she's missing is a couple of handfuls of mini-marshmallows, 10 sticks of butter, a cup of brown sugar and she's good to go.

Here she is at a Teen Vogue party in Los Angeles last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Molotov Cocktease's picture

miffed why do you keep ignoring me? I try and try to make comments to you and it's like I can't get into your cool club or something, asshat. (kidding, by the way)

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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.

christine the hoff's picture

ugh, I hate customer service work, did it for years and years.

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onesidhe's picture

First, she's wearing my fucking hair color and it doesn't look good on her (whereas, it's fabulous on me!) ;) Second, how much money do we need to send MK to stop posting pictures of her? Geez, enough already.

Aphid's picture

Hi snowwy!

Hey I thought her tattoo said "Be president someday"

chin chin's picture

people, she does not look ok!! i think this is her strategy, bombard everyone with her ugly mug so much that we kind of get used to it, and dont think it's so bad, DONT BE FOOLED!

-=meow hiss purr=-

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Miffed,
Come sit by me and tell me ALL about yourself.
Really?
You do?
That's fascinating!!!!
You I like.
You want maybe some rugelach, tataleh?

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Aphid's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 19, 2008 - 10:03am.
Submitted by Aphid on September 19, 2008 - 1:00pm.

Well, color me impressed -- you didn't fall or twist somethin' or nothin'! You takin' gymnastics lessons?
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snowpiece's picture

Aphid! ♥
miffed_33 don't let it get to you, we are all the same person anyways....LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Aphid's picture

LOVE ANDERSON, are you Bradiful? If you are *SMOOCH!!* If not, I'll smooch you anyway

That's a nice hair color, but the lipstick totally clashes with it. Erk.
Also girlfriend needs some Support (ifyaknowwhati'msayin) b/c she's got some National Geographic things going on there. Yikes.

Why is she posing like she's in Vogue? And why is she getting her picture taken in the first place? What exactly does she DO?
(ok, I ask myself the same thing whenever I see a photo of Paris et al, too.)
It's bizarre to me that people can be "famous" just by existing.

I suspect that if her tat says "Be present" it means to be "in the moment" as in "Mindfulness". Being aware instead of sleepwalking through life. Or maybe I'm just talking out my butt.

Stoney's picture

*looks around*

Um, ok.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

dramaqueen365247's picture

Submitted by Aphid on September 19, 2008 - 1:00pm.

Well, color me impressed -- you didn't fall or twist somethin' or nothin'! You takin' gymnastics lessons?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

APHID!!!

I love this Friday, all the sluts are here!!!

*continues to ignore work*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

miffed_33's picture

Hey Stoney never tried anything bar pot BORING I know- worth a try? I am totally trisexual_ will try anything once!

LoLo's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 10:54am.

I'm guessing customer service?

I fucking dont work in customer service.
Imnot sure if you were trying to be an asshole or what?

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Migraine Sally's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 19, 2008 - 11:00am.
Migraine Sally! Damn, all the best dlisters are here today! I'm home now, getting ready to make The Phone Call.

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Don't you DARE leave me hanging! You better e me right after!

*peeing me pants*

angel_i's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 19, 2008 - 2:00pm.

Migraine Sally! Damn, all the best dlisters are here today! I'm home now, getting ready to make The Phone Call.
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Ack! I gotta whole bunch of those I'm tryna avoid making today!

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LoLo's picture

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 19, 2008 - 2:30pm.

Id rather watch your butt talkin then look at this girls head yo!

FAME! I HOPE YOU DONT LIE FOREVER!
THROW YOUR ASS OFF A ROOF SO YOU CAN FLY!

SERIOUSLY! Wht the fucking hell would ANY ONE who knows me stop me and show me a clip from Fame the movie!!!!!!!!
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TITS's picture

Submitted by LoLo on September 19, 2008 - 10:54am.

I'm guessing customer service?

ChicagoJosh's picture

Hot Potato

-ChicagoJosh

Aphid's picture

HOORAY FOR DRAMA! *cartwheels and does a butt wiggle*
How you doin' baby?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Migraine Sally! Damn, all the best dlisters are here today! I'm home now, getting ready to make The Phone Call.

On topic: I honestly believe Rumer to be the homeliest of the celebutards.
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NovaNightly's picture

As a red head...i KNOW that wearing that shade of red lipstick with ginge hair is a big NO NO. Awww...better luck next time half-baked tater!

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kbug's picture

That poor weird looking girl.

Krawlie's picture

She needs to stop..that 5th picture of her smiling is bad news.

I give her an E for effort and a B for butter face.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by chin chin on September 19, 2008 - 10:06am.
eww look at those fucking claws, disgusting! has she been hanging out with wino?
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Tater should BE so lucky.

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Stoney's picture

Oh Christ I just noticed her shoe choice! And the side boob! Bitch, get off my screen you fucking egghead.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

angel_i's picture

Um...I thought it was 4:20 because of the blackout. I know because we have a clock tower I pass every day and it was stuck at 4:20 for a longass time. I just wiki'd it and it says some other shit. The blackout was cool because all the dealers were roaming around saying "weed for sale!" because there was nothing anyone could do about it. *sigh* I'd love to have another blackout...wait. Where am I? What is this post about...? I'll be right back. I need snacks:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Migraine Sally's picture

dramaqueen365247

Hey.....look who dropped in? Moi!

I am seriously avoiding work....

TITS's picture

Starting to think her chin isn't too big, merely that her mouth is too small.

Her appearance doesn't shiver me timbers, it's more that she has NO TALENT and behaves as though she does AND gets her picture taken for it.

Then again, one must consider the source. Bruce is good in one particular type of role. The mother is AWFUL. I remember her being on a soap and sucking.

ooooh I saw her in a movie called Parasite in 3D. sucked in that too. Bet it's not on her resume. snicker. arr

no wonder their kids think you don't need talent to succeed.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Looks like she's trying every hair combination/ makover to detract from the potato-ness of her head. Good effort!

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Sometimes I feel really bad for Rumer. She has pretty eyes, pretty smile and a nice nose. But it is like someone stretched her face and jawline and distorted the whole view.

miffed_33's picture

PS. I need to find Madam S. I had a dream about her some time ago WOW SPOOKY hehe Love you all

dramaqueen365247's picture

Aphid! I hope I didn't miss you! It's really good to "see" you here!
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LoLo's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 19, 2008 - 2:20pm.
xxyxz on September 19, 2008 - 1:46pm

what?

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LoLo's picture

Dont you hate it when you get ONE fucking free moment to fuck around on d-listed and a mother fucker has to come by your desk and show you a scene from FAME THE FUCKING MOVIE?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SEE THAT?????

Jesus christ i hate teenagers and singing and dancing and i have paper all the fuck over my fucking desk SO YES SHOW ME FAME THE MOVIE!

AND FUCK YOU YOU BIG TATER HEAD BITCH WILLIS!

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Aphid's picture

Hello my fellow asshats!

Hey she looks a tad better. I agree she should have stayed under the radar if she feels that bad about herself. Her parents probably told her she was the most beautiful thing ever and so now we're subjected to the yamface.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 12:26pm.

ROFLMAO!

*hands you a valium*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

NovaNightly's picture

Its teen vogue and the tater is showing her undies through her skirt. APPROPRIATE! I think she feels her body is her best feature cause she always has her tits out too.

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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...

miffed_33's picture

Sorry hun I swear to god I went out with my daughter tonight - first time EVER!!!! Got totally drunk! She is sooo embarressed (don't know if I spelled it right) her 18 yr old friend tried to take me home ( I am 38). Poor girl I appologised all the way home! I love America and honestly I hope to be there one day (if as a single parent I can ever afford it!) LOVE to u all- I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

xxy next time you see OK give her your # for me and I will call you, my celly has free long distance, yo.

OnT: seriously, I can't even make stuff up to say about her. I just do not care for her face. Whether she has talent or not remains to be seen, so this is purely based on looks, and she is unfortunate!

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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.

Silvara0428's picture

@anyone who will listen

WAIT!!!!!
420 where? Here, there, in an ass hat?
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snowpiece's picture

Submitted by skinny fat on September 20, 2008 - 12:43am.
why did her parents bother raising these girls in Bumfuck, Idaho only to bring them back to Hollyweird as teens & pre-teens and let them run around clubs and dress inappropriately for their ages?

good point.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on September 19, 2008 - 9:31am
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i am sorry hon. some bloggers have their favorites. some of us just dont care who you are as long as your funny. give it time. were not that bad.

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

xxyxz on September 19, 2008 - 1:46pm

*rifles through wrappers*
uhhhh, no?

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

KD's picture

She reminds me of the GIANT HEADache I have right now. Ug. Anyone else have one? Maybe it is sympathy pains for those of you who are PMSing. That was me last week. I'm over it now.

lindsays blow's picture

I can't believe I'm saying this.. she actually looks.. *gulp*.. NICE, with red hair. It makes her potato head less noticeable. If that's possible.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

miffed - smoke a doobie mister sister and just roll with it. It takes a while sometimes to get in the swing of things, and really, as nice as it is to have folks that you talk to on a personal level, you shouldn't be validated by someone's acknowledgment of your comment and their inquiry into the state of your day. There are too many people here and comments get missed sometimes.

Now, I humbly ask you to smokum peace pipum and pass to the left

OnT: uuuuuummmmmm yeah

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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.

angel_i's picture

She needs more hair.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Rumer must not read this blog......cuz if I read it I would never show my face ( mug) ever again.......girl needs to stop now.