Friday, September 19th 2008
A Bit Of Brit
This morning, 107.5 The River in Nashville, TN played a short piece of Brit Brit's first single "Womanizer" off of her new album due this December. The full single comes out this Monday. Yeah, you're ass is dripping with anticipation. Well, it's probably dripping for different reasons too.
The song pretty much sounds like every other Brit song. Take all her songs, put them in a blender, pour in a little Frapp dust, hit pulse and then sprinkle some Cheeto bits on top. Voila! You've got a big cup of "Womanizer." Or "Woominizin'" as Brit Brit calls it.
Click here to listen to it
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AJS PLAYHOUSE this radio station i listen to was talking about britney!
click the link to hear it! Its gonna be awesome!
http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/SANDIEGO-CA/AJPH-IP/AJ%27s%20Playhouse%20BREAKING%20BRITNEY%20NEWS%20092408.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=SANDIEGO-CA&NG_FORMAT=&SITE_ID=116&STATION_ID=AJPH-IP&PCAST_AUTHOR=AJ's_Playhouse&PCAST_CAT=CHR&PCAST_TITLE=PLAYHOUSE_ON_DEMAND
http://www.lounge933.channel933.com/geenathelatina
you must listen!!!
Can't believe ppl STILL wanna buy this chick's albums... SMH
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Damn, Get some new beats and lyrics!!
TITS- You gave a shout out to my fav. band of all time- Well, the lead singer anyway. I saw them at the end of August in Ohio. Brilliant. The lights were incredible and Yorke danced around like there was noone there- just danced because he felt it. I really never realized how small that guy is. Tiny little hippie. Anyway- How the FUCK are twats like Brit still allowed to make "music"?
Submitted by lizardo911 on September 20, 2008 - 12:27am
She looks like she's either scrapping crap off the back of her teeth or messing with gum IMO.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
What is she doing with her mouth and tongue? She is a tard. Someone should put her to sleep.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 19, 2008 - 5:08pm.
If you click on the station link, there is a provocative picture of the Brit Brit. It is my official nomination for the photoshop awards of 2008.
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below that pic there are three links to photogalleries of brit.
which is odd for a radio station isn't it?
I have to wonder if an ugly person has a chance in the music business anymore. Ugly woman that is. Thom Yorke is a genius.
Lipstick on a pig, people.
Lipstick on a pig.
MTV will shove another armload of awards at her.
And I didn't even listen to the song.
Full disclosure: I have Toxic on my iPod. I think that would cover the rest of the catalog since they all sound the same.
Christ, I hope she was at least with it enough to exclude The Ex of any future profits. I know it wouldn't be much, but the thought of him sitting there, with his big bloated belly counting off cherry-flavored cigarillos, is more than I can handle.
She still has fans? Who are they and for what reason?
Didnt Blackout come out only about a year ago? A new album out again so soon? Does this self-centered bitch have better priorities like trying to get back full custody of her kids?
And this is a horrible lead single. No appeal whatsoever. And there were actually a few singles off of Blackout that weren't bad. If this the lead single, you wonder how bad the rest of "Circus is.
@Gonnaburn...
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Yeah but that's old-timey pre-children 100 situp a day Britney. And you see what they did with her legs...?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If you click on the station link, there is a provocative picture of the Brit Brit. It is my official nomination for the photoshop awards of 2008.
I think comingback is gone for good. I used to be able to google phrases from comingback from back in the day, now I can't find them.
WHY comingback WHY did you leave us!?! Post something, anything! It can be about Kevin's balls if you want to....
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Dick happens! - MK
Its like she makes the same type of songs over and over again... Can she do something new? - or let me rephrase that - Can her producers do something new?
Thank you all for the toilet bat insights. Seriously though, can you imagine going to pee and there being a flapping bat in the potty? Argh...
Submitted by Ivana on September 19, 2008 - 3:42pm.
The thing Britney always does with her music is that she makes it very addictive, that's why it always becomes a hit! And I actually like this a lot! Finally she's not singing about sex or about being horny! A much more mature sound and lyrics! And so much better than some of the new music out by other artists... xtina (that getting better song is such a wannabe lady gaga/britney...), ciara's new song also sucks... At least this Womanizer song sounds fun to enjoy.
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SOLD!
Britney does not do anything with music. She shows up and does what she's told.
You are supposed to have that reaction to this song - that's why they wrote it that way. It's a science, you know....
I can still only think of True Blue...but I know there's more...i got one in my head but I can only remember the melody...the chorus here is pretty close:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i38JRTyMik&feature=user
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
So they brought another crate of live cats into the studio to skin as Shitstain wheezes out a black lunged dialog that someone else wrote about her self fucked life? I seriously hope the knobspinners who produced this trash are well paid for the hearing loss incurred on the job. It must have been a HORRIBLE experience to actually hear her burp and fart out words they were then forced to twist into human like bleating vocalisms with a dated, 80s ProTools beat! Then will come her shiteous Cirque Du Redneck Tour where she breathlessly stumbles around while trying to remember words she never wrote, nor ever actually sang. Well, I guess it beats randomly changing diapers every 3rd day or so on Jayden and Sean Menendez-Spears. Meanwhile, the remaining fans/lemmings edge ever closer to the cliff, waiting.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I think we should give the retarded, misguided 12 year old girls a little credit - even they're not gonna buy this awful shit. Just when I thought Shitney's 'music' - and I use the term loosely - couldn't get ANY WORSE! Wormenizer is the worst of the worst!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I had to download an update for my quicktime player just to hear this same ole same ole bullshit. Dammit, Shitney, I agree, if you think it's still 1999 and and nothing has changed, then I want to be in 1999 too! The only problem is I'm not a spoiled millionaire and I've had to move on, I didn't have any choice.
Toilet Bats - (sfw)
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~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
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Gonnaburn, I think toilet bats referred to the fact that every other picture of Twatney was going into public toilets at every mini-mart in LA.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 19, 2008 - 4:59pm.
CAN'T RESIST- Seen it too many times... Is a toilet bat a poo?
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The great and greatly missed "Comingback" aka "Britscomingback" never explained his/her definition of the aforementioned "toilet bats".
I seem to recall their were toilet caves involved. Also, tennis cans, green beans and sofa batteries.
It's been a long time since Cominback has shared their insight into Twatney's life and general crazy. And toilet bats.
*Sigh*
THIS is the new sound that will propel her to #1? It sounds like the filler songs on "Blackout"(40% of the album)and won't so much to change her sound.
She needs to get the hell away from Danja, Max Martin et al and get a Europroducer like Vadge used to do. hell, she could just turn on Sirius/XM/whateveritistoday and listen to some dance stations for inspiration. It'll probably sound better than this.
CAN'T RESIST- Seen it too many times... Is a toilet bat a poo?
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 19, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Try SEVEN HUNDRED K. How you like THEM bananas?
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it boggles the mind, no?
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 19, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 19, 2008 - 4:02pm.
She looks like her couch batteries need to be recharged.
Also, that song blows.
Doesn't she make like $10k (or $100k?? Don't hate. Math is not my strong suit.)a month? For what? Sounding like a robot?
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Try SEVEN HUNDRED K. How you like THEM bananas?
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I'd like them more if she';d lend a couple of bucks! Ha ha!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 19, 2008 - 4:02pm.
She looks like her couch batteries need to be recharged.
Also, that song blows.
Doesn't she make like $10k (or $100k?? Don't hate. Math is not my strong suit.)a month? For what? Sounding like a robot?
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Try SEVEN HUNDRED K. How you like THEM bananas?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If I don't get some boot moves and a stern reminder from "The County" to behave, I swear I'll shave my head and attack random strangers with green umbrellas and purple drank!
*sniff* Where is Comingback?!!?
[Lucy]Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/Lucy]
Anonymouse73, even her TOILET BATS have fled for the exit. The shitty song totally effed up their sonar.
Sorry sluts, I'm reaching here....
She looks like her couch batteries need to be recharged.
Also, that song blows.
Doesn't she make like $10k (or $100k?? Don't hate. Math is not my strong suit.)a month? For what? Sounding like a robot?
Shitney can't sing. Never could. Never will. That dog doo Poop Daddy stepped in could sing this crap (pun intended) with more authority.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by matthew323 on September 19, 2008 - 8:21pm.
I just do not understand. Did last year not happen?
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Oh it did alright.
For some people though, the memory gets washed away because the whore has a new song.
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Submitted by Ivana on September 19, 2008 - 8:42pm.
At least Christina doesnt feel the need to repeat the same damn word/phase over & over, because the bitch has something Unfitney lacks -- TALENT.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Shit, she's gonna have 12-15 year olds everywhere saying "I want to be a womanizer like Britney!!!!!" I dont know what it means...but it sounds cool when Brit sings it!!!!!"
She has no personal life or romance going on of her own, so i just cant get into her singing about that shizz....I need to know the person singing has gone through the crap they are singing about. Not this caterwauling, brain-dead twit. PAH!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
The thing Britney always does with her music is that she makes it very addictive, that's why it always becomes a hit! And I actually like this a lot! Finally she's not singing about sex or about being horny! A much more mature sound and lyrics! And so much better than some of the new music out by other artists... xtina (that getting better song is such a wannabe lady gaga/britney...), ciara's new song also sucks... At least this Womanizer song sounds fun to enjoy.
OMG its fantastic...i dont know what you whoooores are talking about!! Garsh...she could sing the paint off a house. AWESOME!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by The C word on September 19, 2008 - 12:32pm.
But did you run to the window to look?
oh yay, thumbs up, Shitney has new song out.
I don't even hear her old stuff and NEVER heard any of the shit from her last album on the radio.
She still has no idea what year it is.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"Submitted by matthew323 on September 19, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I don't think she can be silenced. The media is now on her side. It makes me want to vomit. This bitch has everyone in the palm of her hand."
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It won't last forever, bad karma comes to those who haven't done right by their own kids.
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 3:24pm.
A flock of Canada Geese just flew over, honking their little hearts out. Waaaaaaaaaay better than anything from brits mouth.
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Saw my first v-formation of them yesterday...fall is officially here. *sigh*
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Submitted by angel_i on September 19, 2008 - 12:15pm.
*sigh* Not what I was looking for but AH! What sweet reprieve! (it gets funky at 1:10:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBh9hxicYFA&feature=related
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You're gooood. Sent out your TheWay mix to some friends, they were amazed at how the beat matched!, and amused.
This link helps cleanse my ears from that yuck. The back beat sounds right, but I just can't listen to the orig clip again to compare.
A flock of Canada Geese just flew over, honking their little hearts out. Waaaaaaaaaay better than anything from brits mouth.
I just do not get what she has!!! Its Britney Britney Britney!! There are more talented people out there and this bitch gets the fame. I just do not understand. Did last year not happen?
Submitted by matthew323 on September 20, 2008 - 2:15am.
I don't think she can be silenced. The media is now on her side. It makes me want to vomit. This bitch has everyone in the palm of her hand
why are we talking about Sarah Palin again! ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Brit Brit is looks like a cheap hookah after two johns shit on her. I don't even want to hear what she has to sing about.
what's even more sad is that she can't spell the
word womanizer and her fans probably don't even know what one is. ugh.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Why is this bitch still making music? Are they kidding us with this shit? This is an insult to my intelligence and I refuse to entertain it any further...
Thank you so much for those intelectual comments from Brits fans. Lovesit. Also I have an emotional attatchment to this woman. I don't know why.
*sigh* Not what I was looking for but AH! What sweet reprieve! (it gets funky at 1:10:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBh9hxicYFA&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork