Friday, September 19th 2008
A Bit Of Brit
This morning, 107.5 The River in Nashville, TN played a short piece of Brit Brit's first single "Womanizer" off of her new album due this December. The full single comes out this Monday. Yeah, you're ass is dripping with anticipation. Well, it's probably dripping for different reasons too.
The song pretty much sounds like every other Brit song. Take all her songs, put them in a blender, pour in a little Frapp dust, hit pulse and then sprinkle some Cheeto bits on top. Voila! You've got a big cup of "Womanizer." Or "Woominizin'" as Brit Brit calls it.
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I don't think she can be silenced. The media is now on her side. It makes me want to vomit. This bitch has everyone in the palm of her hand.
ugh. another Max Martin bore-fest. how many times can you re-write Toxic?
@ M.E.
I can't stand when singers repeat like that. It drives me insane. Lucky I'm not a John Mayer fan the ;0)
@ Jeffro11
lmao!
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
When will this bleating beast be silenced?
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
Submitted by angel_i on September 19, 2008 - 11:57am.
You know, I was thinking the other day...it used to MEAN something when she went out for a Frapp. *sigh* Now it's just that - she gets the Frapp and the short scary guy takes her away...*sigh*...
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and the real shame is that not having them all the time, I bet she gets reeeeeeeeal high off them when she has the odd one now.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 19, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I am not a teenage boy, and I have never used Britney's work as a masturbatory aid.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Unfort this is going to be a hit
Nice to see this short-bus riding, linebacker necked, stumpy-legged twat is so totally focused on her career; as opposed to her boo-boos.
Way to get those priorities in order.
MTV will be rewarding her with more moon-men next year, too. God forbid artists/bands with actual talent get recognized.
We all ask why like we're forgetting that she owes Jive money. That's why.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"Womanizer." needs a better beat. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Because you're all dying ( ;0) )to know what the Unfitney fans think... (these are what they really said. I ahve not edited anything. Comments found at BH)
HOLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
THIS SONG IS GENIUS. i HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST COMEBACK EVER.
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it's greattt song....the best of brit yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go brit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's really different.
But I love it.
I can't wait for the full thing.
I haven't stopped listening to it!
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LOVE IT!!!!
so different... catchy... and hot!!!
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 19, 2008 - 2:50pm.
What is wrong with her??
Dear God MUST SHE REPEAT EVERYTHING 20 FUCKING TIMES?????
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She's too dumb to remember more than one verse and a chorus, and her crabs keep her hopping around so they can't put up a cue card...even if she could read.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Her look is so busted
Talentless slut, she never does anything new. she doesn't sing live, she doesn't write her own songs. Why does she even have a record contract?
No doubt, the teenyboppers who follow her will buy this shit in bulk. That's the only reason she sells so much.
snowpiece, LMAO! Yes, as soon as I start to hear that song come on the radio I hit the CD button while making the "GAHH" sound.
Submitted by Stoney on September 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
Madonna is 412 now, so I think her book came out around 284. But I could be wrong.
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HA!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 19, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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I miss pics of her toilet runs.
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I bet there were glory holes in every one of those bathrooms.
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You know, I was thinking the other day...it used to MEAN something when she went out for a Frapp. *sigh* Now it's just that - she gets the Frapp and the short scary guy takes her away...*sigh*...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
oh ME that song makes me want to hurl!
I said what I fucking needed to say 20 minutes ago! I said GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE YOU STUPID FAKE HIPPY BIMBO PORKER!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
LMFAO DAE!!!!!!!
She's just taking a cue from John Mayer. He repeats the fuck out of his songs. Makes me want to stab my fucking eardrums out.
"Say what you need to say, say what you need to say," now repeat that 49872939 times. UGH!
At least the 101 Nah na na na na nah's in Journey's "lovin touchin squeezin" was tolerable, and even enjoyable.
Nashville is also having a gas shortage wonder if these two cosmic anomolies are connected.....no gas for us anyone else having gasoline shortage?
Madonna is 412 now, so I think her book came out around 284. But I could be wrong.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I love Britney LOL
What is wrong with her??
Dear God MUST SHE REPEAT EVERYTHING 20 FUCKING TIMES?????
Fuck, she must of said "Womanizer" 20 FUCKING TIMES IN 40 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
*screams*
LEARN A NEW TRICK ALREADY YOU RETARTED, NASTY, VILE, DISGUSTING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 19, 2008 - 11:49am.
What's with her neck
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it's very thick.
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Unoriginal.
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
This crazy weirdo is starting to grow on me like an itchy rash.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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I miss pics of her toilet runs.
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I bet there were glory holes in every one of those bathrooms.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
What's with her neck
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Sugar Magnolia
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Who was that? That was allegedly Twatney? It was certainly crappy, over-produced, and over-processed enough to be her. All that was missing was the gum chewing and the chipmunks fucking noises.
How/Why did Nashville get the dubious distinction of being first to play it ugh.........First Jessica Simpson and now Brit......Please don't send us anymore city whores
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 11:44am.
Imagining Doris Day talking like a valley girl always gives me a fit of giggles.
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I am feeling the need for a new avie, however...
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 19, 2008 - 11:45am.
I think she was more interesting when she was stumbling around Hollywood, shaving her empty head and fucking the paparazzi.
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I miss pics of her toilet runs.
x-17 must be really hurting.
Correction, Madonna was more into her late 30's when the sex book came out. NVM.
I think she was more interesting when she was stumbling around Hollywood, shaving her empty head and fucking the paparazzi.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
When I see or hear "She's Back" in regards to this backwood swamp whore, I hear it in the creepy little "Poltergeist" girls voice.
"Sheeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaack".
Becuase Shitney IS what nightmare are made of.
I love Blackout.
Britney is a genius.
Those songs are nothing without her siren call.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Whoa that fucking sucks.
Expect Shitney to win a Grammy this year. She ain't neva going away.
FUCKKKKK
Oh and that shit "music" suuuuckz
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 19, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 19, 2008 - 11:32am.
since when have any of her songs been about vocal talent?
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like, never
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Imagining Doris Day talking like a valley girl always gives me a fit of giggles.
On the roots, they glued super blonde weave to her natural BROWN roots.
Looks like sheeeeeeeeoyte.
I was never a Britney fan - but I loved her last album. This sounds a lot like that stuff - fun for dancing, great for the car, perfect for working out~
I hope that's the sound dhe goes for on the new stuff.
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
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Submitted by jim on September 19, 2008 - 1:21pm.
EXACTLY..ALL HER SHIT SOUNDS THE SAME AND IS SHIT, AND PEOPLE STOP KISSING HER FAT ASS FOR GETTING BACK IN SHAPE IT IS HER FUCKING JOB..IF I SEE ONE MORE MAGAZINE WITH THIS WHITE TRASH ON IT SAYING "BRIT IS BACK" I AM GOING TO HAVE THE SPAGETTI CAT SCRATCH MY EYES OUT!!
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It's official. You're hilarious!
Comingback who?
She is so GD stuck in her adolecence and immaturity, that she is still singing this retarded teenaged relationship bullshit.
Fuck! Even Madonna by 26 was changing her tunes.
Isn't that around her Sex book, Truth or Dare era??
Anyways, point is this bitch is emotionally, mentally and creativly *coughcough* stunted.
Her music fucking sucks and she's a backwards whore with a third grade education. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig...
man, that song is not all that.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 19, 2008 - 2:37pm.
WTF is wrong with the bitch's roots? what?
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You know what? I do NOT want to know what is going on up in that head of hers. I bet you prolly don't either.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Someone stick a fork in this bitch. This pig is ready for the feast.
Can't you just picture her hard at work into the wee hours of the morning? Just her, her quill and pages of music sheets with notes written in and scratched out and written in again creating these masterful soundscapes?
me neither.
WTF is wrong with the bitch's roots? what?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
off topic: "Americans deserve this shit for giving shit props."
Sadly, I agree with this overgeneralized statement. However I am way too busy fucking working my ass off all of the time to worry one fucking bit about this piece of trailor trash low rent whore. I have never bought one of her songs and don't intend on keeping her skank ass up. No offense to anyone who genuinely likes her, but dont include ALL Americans in the statement above. also, I think it's pretty fucking obvious that we ALL do not give her props.
Thanks and once again I require cake and midol!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 19, 2008 - 11:32am.
since when have any of her songs been about vocal talent?
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like, never
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?