Friday, September 19th 2008
A Bit Of Brit
This morning, 107.5 The River in Nashville, TN played a short piece of Brit Brit's first single "Womanizer" off of her new album due this December. The full single comes out this Monday. Yeah, you're ass is dripping with anticipation. Well, it's probably dripping for different reasons too.
The song pretty much sounds like every other Brit song. Take all her songs, put them in a blender, pour in a little Frapp dust, hit pulse and then sprinkle some Cheeto bits on top. Voila! You've got a big cup of "Womanizer." Or "Woominizin'" as Brit Brit calls it.
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Wow. That was righteously bad. Unfortch this bitch could synthesize her sneeze and it would sell. I think she has!
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Submitted by M.E. on September 19, 2008 - 2:32pm.
So, I now have that GD beat stuck in my head, but instead of her lyrics all I can hear is her singing:
"One potata, two potata, ONE potata, two potata"..
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Exactly...I can't pinpoint one yet (but I will. Trust.)but that beat AND melody has been done to death....Think True Blue for Madonna...it's like a "slate wiping" beat...not too raunchy...a little 50s reminiscent...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
PS. I wanna hear that 107.5 song.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
since when have any of her songs been about vocal talent? Synthesized bullshit, with sex talk, grunting, and groaning thrown in for the teenage boy to jerk off to while they're thinking about how to get their girlfriends past 2nd base.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
So, I now have that GD beat stuck in my head, but instead of her lyrics all I can hear is her singing:
"One potata, two potata, ONE potata, two potata"...
while I will fasten my sock slots and come to these lower chats, even county can't make me listen to her shitty new song.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
's not my fault I lost my kids, ya'll
But I know whose it is!
There was a womanizer
And I fell for his jizz!
I didn't do it, didn't do it
Wasn't me, wasn't me
There was a womanizer
And he played a trick on me!
Please don't hate me
I'm just a stupid ho
I'm blonde and I'm skinny
You should just love me dontcha know?
Ugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Her voice is so distorted its basically the computer doing all the work.
God that song is awful. And fuck me for clicking on that because now I'm going to have that shit song stuck in my head.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Can't she just retire ugh this sounds like the rest of her other shitty ass "music". Go home Brit take care of your kids.
what's baffling is that she'll still sell a ton of records. I swear people are so stupid they'd buy a CD of the sounds of her bowel movements as long as there was a pic of her in some slutty outfit on the cover.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
First of all, it's hard to take any song seriously where she tries to be all "Boy you can't have this, back the hell up" given her ever deteriorating taste in men. She'd give that shit up to anybody it seems.
Second, it does sound like Radar (and mixed with a bit of Ooh Ooh Baby). Way too go Team Britney, you're recycling from yourself!
I guess everyone loves a comeback story too much to acknowledge the fact that this woman has no talent.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Rrrrrrrrrrubbish.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Feh, I think Blackout was her masterpiece.
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um NO...i give it a big ol stinky cheeto stained thumb DOWN!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
not thiis crazy linebacker again. that ong sucked like most her crap. Americans deserve this shit for giving shit props.
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It bothers me that I have two songs from 'blackout' and one from 'toxic' on my ipod's regular rotation.
While i'm in an honest mood, i'm going to cop to have two madonna songs from 'hard candy' (four minutes & she's not me). Esther is my enemy but I'm a slave to Timberland, so I had to do it.
Never ever "click here" at this site. The repercussions are horrific. :(
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Uhm, it sounds exactly like all her other shitty music.
NEXT!
she still looks like a trailer park whore.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Fart.
Well, it's probably dripping for different reasons too.
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Oh, dear, how did you know I have a leaky butt?
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Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
Damn I miss the daily cheeto report.
Oh yeah and that song's just ass, like the rest of her drivel...
EXACTLY..ALL HER SHIT SOUNDS THE SAME AND IS SHIT, AND PEOPLE STOP KISSING HER FAT ASS FOR GETTING BACK IN SHAPE IT IS HER FUCKING JOB..IF I SEE ONE MORE MAGAZINE WITH THIS WHITE TRASH ON IT SAYING "BRIT IS BACK" I AM GOING TO HAVE THE SPAGETTI CAT SCRATCH MY EYES OUT!!
BOOOoo! I'm gonna need you to try again Brit-Brit...that sh** was one verse and two beats away from sounding like a Miley Cyrus song aka it suuucked!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
"womanizer"
"on my radar"
it's the exact same song
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Womanizer isn't exactly a word that rolls off your tongue...
we'll be hearing this on the aerobics floor any day now . . .
Thanks but not thanks
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I'm glad that she's looking better these days.
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