Take A Good Look
This is going to be your drunk ass this weekend. Hopefully, me too.
Kate Moss is totally trying to keep the vom from coming up. She's closing her eyes and concentrating, but something tells me Allegra Versace was covered in cokey barf by the end of that car ride. Kate needs to take lessons from this one chick I got drunk with once. This ho barfed into a Corona bottle perfectly. She didn't spill one drop. And then she just threw it into the trash can and said, "Let's do a shot!" That takes major skill. She should go on "America's Got Talent."
Here's Kate being a wasted mess while leaving her third party of the night in London. Why is Kate partying with Kimbo Stewart? Really, Kate? Does Kimbo have the good shit or something? Kate must have been torn up as fuck to be hanging out with Kimbo.
CTFU @ cokey barf!
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in the fifth thumb, there's coke on her nylons.
Wow; you know you are too thin when you can make Kate Moss look fat...why isn't Allegra locked up in some treatment facility somewhere?
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Terrible for Allegra, she needs more help than she's getting. :( Love Louboutins, hate the particular pair she has on. Kate.. needs to get over partying and take care of her daughter, and is it just me or does Kimbo have this terribly smug/self-satisfied look at being photog'ed with them? Blech.
Allegra looks like Olivia newton John's daughter. what's her name?
Did you know Allegra means "cheerful"?...
This girl never recovered from anorexia. She looks so old and sad.
Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People" popped into my head as I looked at these messes.
As MrsTimDaly said, I think Allegra is jaundiced. Her liver is probably shutting down. What the hell is she doing partying with Kate Moss?
Note that none of these people appear to be enjoying themselves.
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Submitted by MamaSarah on September 19, 2008 - 9:14pm.
MK, your story about the Corona bottle reminds me of that time I tried to contain my airsick in a coke can.
I am proud to say that when pregnant and caught short I pissed in a coke cup without spilling a drop. The same cannot be said for the time I tried to throw up out of a train window and the wind blew it all back over me and the poor, disgusted woman opposite.
As for this mess. You are a grown woman with a child, grow up! Stop hanging out with that poor wasted cow- she's got enough problems and with your influence will be dead soon. Mind you, to be fair, her mother has been dead for years and it has not affected her career.
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Is Allegra wearing Walgreen's bronzer or is she just jaundiced ?
I recommend she go back to borrowing her mother's Chera di cupra cream.
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The phrase "rode hard & put up wet" comes to mind...
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Submitted by tangerine on September 19, 2008 - 10:22pm.
speakit, that was awesome!
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LOL! thx.. sometimes, my insanity pays off.
and sometimes I reread my posts and want to cower in a corner and cry. j/k I have no shame. :)
speakit, that was awesome!
When is Jennifer Aniston going to hook up with John Stamos?
When are Brangie going to break up?
Why is CSI getting rid of William Patterson?
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I feel for Kate. I used to be a super model (I worked at a super market, same thing). I was under so much pressure to stay beautiful (they made me wear a smock). Men just following me constantly (they needed price checks). I knew I couldn't do it forever (the register was short, they fired me). I too, escaped by partying hard and using drugs. (I stole a bottle of Zima and drank alone in the parking lot) Kate and I are like soul sisters (she wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire). LUV YOU KATE! (stupid bitch, pull yourself together)
Submitted by z-listed on September 19, 2008 - 9:06pm.
When is Kate going to grow up?
When is Kim going to get a clue?
When is Allegra going to eat a sandwich?
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When Diddy closes his mouth?
When Tommygirl comes out of the closet?
When Phoebe gets a real job?
Probably never. :)
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I never got that chick. She's scrawny, marginally pretty, obviously an addict...
When is Kate going to grow up?
When is Kim going to get a clue?
When is Allegra going to eat a sandwich?
Kate needs to take lessons from this one chick I got drunk with once. This ho barfed into a Corona bottle perfectly. She didn't spill one drop. And then she just threw it into the trash can and said, "Let's do a shot!" That takes major skill. She should go on "America's Got Talent."
that is absolute fuckery hilarious styleez
Allegra's neck and legs are chicken-bone scrawny. She and Skeletor would make a haunting couple. Perhaps a threesome with A. Wino would complete the spindly picture.
And poor Allegra. How she doesn't snap those twig legs of hers in those shoes is beyond me.
LOL @ H nod
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i think its funny that Kate Moss looks like a fat ass next to Allegra.
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that brings back memories.
she's in the same shape as all the broads i banged in college, ya baby!
...good times
damn, messy drunk hair turns me on to this day.
Thumbnail 5 looks like coke on Kate's tights. I love the shoes.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
They must have been asking each other "Are you sure that heroin was cut?".
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I dont think Kimbo is actually with Kate....it just looks like she is leaving at the same time to catch some attention. lol.
OMG...just noticed in like the 4th thumbnail that there is what looks like a greeting card on the ground in front of Kate that says "Wake up!" on it. TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! and appropriate. ;P
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i actually did that throw up in a bottle thing. my friend was in awe.
Kate looks so out-of-it in those pics, even Courtney Love and Amy Wino look sober in comparison. Sadness.
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Kimbo's expression is telling me she's either loving the attention or she thinks Kate's condition is too funny.
Maybe it's both.
I'm bored with you now.
Kate Moss wasted again? I'm completely shocked and appalled...that this is considered news.
Rum and coke twofers for everybody.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on September 19, 2008 - 3:43pm:
" I boarded a plan the day after my bachelorette party. I threw up non-stop for the whole flight, but had everyone's sympathy after I "quietly" informed the stewardess that I had morning sickness. I got applause from the whole plane for being so brave in my 'pregnancy'. LOL! The only baby inside me was Jack Daniels Junior!"
2Di4 - Your story is better. I didn't even get a good drunk out of it before the puking part. Damn inner ear.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
Damn straight that will be me this weekend...
Nothing wrong with a little cocaine and whiskey I say. Just handle your shit 'cos puking is for pussies.
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It must be so hard to be Allegra V.
To have a life where the only problem you have is which toilet to throw up into next.
Submitted by MamaSarah on September 19, 2008 - 4:14pm.
MK, your story about the Corona bottle reminds me of that time I tried to contain my airsick in a coke can. The poor people in my aisle would have appreciated your friend's tutelage. Needless to say, really... I failed.
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Nice containment attempt!
I boarded a plan the day after my bachelorette party. I threw up non-stop for the whole flight, but had everyone's sympathy after I "quietly" informed the stewardess that I had morning sickness. I got applause from the whole plane for being so brave in my 'pregnancy'. LOL! The only baby inside me was Jack Daniels Junior!
ANOREXAPALOOZA!!!!!!!
It's not my fault you don't know how to have a good time.
Drunk - no i don't thinks so, miss moss looks pretty coked out to me, with maybe a few disco pills on board too.
Allegra looks so happy as usual. What fun to weigh 50 pounds. If only my life were this glam and exciting....
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Is Allegra Versace looking SLIGHTLY fatter than before? I suspect she is...
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MK, your story about the Corona bottle reminds me of that time I tried to contain my airsick in a coke can. The poor people in my aisle would have appreciated your friend's tutelage. Needless to say, really... I failed.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
I'll bet they both get REALLY good blow....
I'm surprised Allegra is still alive--and Kate is a mess as usual-always was, always will be. Her nose is caving in from too much blow...junkie slag!
Thanks pen...he was an old love bird...about 11 years old with a beak problem that he had his whole life. A darling little friend, he was.
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Aww..I'm sorry about you're little birdie, NovaNightly. It always hurts when we lose a little friend. So sorry.
Seeing pictures like this is the reason i cant ever really get drunk. I have this little governor mechanism in me that doesnt allow me to go over a certain point. Plus...i get the dizzies really early on....so i can hardly make it through like 3-4 beers max. I never want anyone to see me wasted and laugh or point and say shit so i stop drinking early and go home. I guess im no fun. :( lol.
Ok...i want to go home now and bury my little birdie that died this morning. :(
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
She has been that size for at least 5 years now... If she is out doing coke with Kate she won't make it to 30. I believe she's my age or a bit younger -- ah, just Wiki-ed her, she's 22. Probably won't make it to 25, then.
WTF does Kate think she's doing, hanging out with a bunch of kids? She's old enough to be Allegra's teen mother.
I'm more worried about Allegra's state... She still looks too skinny and I hope she resolves her eating disorder and becomes a healthy individual.