They Totally Want Each Other
Gus Van Zant directed James Franco in that new "Milk" movie and he also interviewed him for Interview Magazine (via Radar Online). During their conversation, cover girl Zac Efron's name came up. Gus offered him the small role of "pizza guy" in "Milk." And by "pizza guy" he means "Pass Around Pam." Anygay, James talks about how he met Zac at the VMAS. I bet you James had a boner while he was telling the story.
JF: So then when I saw him at the MTV Movie Awards, I was like, "Hey man Good to meet you, Zac. I really like the movie, and I just worked with Gus, and he tried to get you in the movie." And Zac was like, "Yeah, yeah. It just didn't work out." And I was like, "Well you should really do a movie with Gus. I think it would be a good contrast to your other stuff." He's like, "Yeah, maybe." And then I was walking away to go back to my seat, and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "We should do it together, man." And he, like, gave me a high five. He was really the nicest guy.GVS: Yeah. He is really nice. We should all do a Judd Apatow movie. You and Zac and me.
JF: Yeah. You should do a movie that Judd produces, and we'll do it with Zac. What do you think?
GVS: Keep your eyes open for it.
JF: What kind of movie do you think it could be?
GVS: I'll have to think about that one.
JF: IF you have an idea and it's like me and Zac playing basketball or delivering pizzas or whatever, I'm in.
They totally want to lick each other's peens. I mean, they high-fived! They might as well have sucked each other's assholes right there in front of everyone. I would've been okay with this as long as they taped it and then immediately uploaded it to the internet.
James and Zac as basketball playing pizza delivery guys? Um....two words immediately come to mind: GAY PORN. Since Judd Apatow is involved, here's a few titles they can choose from:
Step Brothers Who Do Each Other
The 40 Year Old Butt Virgin
Peen In Asshole Express
VIA Gawker
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I vote for "Step Brothers Who Do Each Other." That's a winning gay porn title if there ever was one.
lately, I am having a hard time telling Zac Efron from Katie Holmes.. I bet Tommy girl would rather be married to Zac.. if only he had a uterus to provide him with scientolospawn.. Tommy Girl and John Revolta are perfectly capable of making scientolojellybabies..
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
speakit, she's over Hannah Montana, but she loves the Jonas Brothers.....she's cute. I love her.
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Someday, she'll look back and laugh at how she loved the Jonas Bros. LOL
My son is almost 15. I was prepared for some roller coaster ride through hormone hell, but so far it's been a breeze. *knocks on wood* I like the teenage years so far. But he's easily embarrassed. Is she that way?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 20, 2008 - 12:23am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 2:20pm.
LIE TELLER!
Ok, I believe you but it kinda makes me sad:(
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Me too.
Elephant rage
www.smh.com.au/news/world/elephant-rage/2006/02/16/1140064206413.html
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I saw a program about rogue male elephants in Africa killing other animals. IT'S AN ELEPHANT GANG! They are totally wearing the mustard yellow bandanas on the left side.
So basically they were teenaged horny elephants w/o guidance. If I remember correctly, the authorities thought they knew the 'leaders' of the gang. They shot them. :( I wonder if it's the same gang.
Submitted by TITS on September 19, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Oh that's just six shades of wrong.
So kids are supposed to point the gun in their mouths and pull the trigger to get candy?
Well fuck a duck.
Do you happen to remember what they were called or who made them?
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Actually, it was designed with a screw top on the top, back side. Still.... I would not be happy for my child to get that in his/hers trick-or-treat bag.
I don't remember the brand or name. If I'm back in there before Halloween, GOD HELP ME, I'll look or maybe someone else here as seen them.
This stuff? http://www.boltonfoods.com/ProductImages/Peameal.jpg
Tis my fav. 8 inch length about 3.5 inch diameter costs about 13$
Strip - about ..hmmm... gosh... 12 slices 5$
You know, you're not the first aussie to ask me about grocery prices.
will check out 10/7. those kiwis crack me up. and i love the eeksents.
@tits - I will tune in to Outrageous Fortune - I'm addicted to Police 10/7 - that's the kiwi version of COPS.
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Submitted by TITS on September 20, 2008 - 2:20pm.
It's white trash kiwis. Some really funny stuff. The story is like a soap opera, not episodic. Some really great characters. Lots of sex - too much, but ... eh.
URANIUM jesus fuck don't tell people about that woman - what the hell! you want to be 'visited'?
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What kind of bacon? regular strip or side or back
Regular strip? Side? Back? WTF
BACON = MEATY, CRISPY RIND. $3 per pound. streaky bacon is cheaper...
Submitted by angel_i on September 20, 2008 - 2:20pm.
LIE TELLER!
Ok, I believe you but it kinda makes me sad:(
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Me too.
Elephant rage
www.smh.com.au/news/world/elephant-rage/2006/02/16/1140064206413.html
It's white trash kiwis. Some really funny stuff. The story is like a soap opera, not episodic. Some really great characters. Lots of sex - too much, but ... eh.
URANIUM jesus fuck don't tell people about that woman - what the hell! you want to be 'visited'?
What kind of bacon? regular strip or side or back?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 19, 2008 - 11:49pm.
In Africa, there is a generation of elephants that have grown without the guidance of elder elephants due to poachers.
They have been known to gather in packs and trample everything in sight, just for the jackass of it. Their behaviour has been likened to "juvenile deliquents".
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LIE TELLER!
Ok, I believe you but it kinda makes me sad:(
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TITS on September 20, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Hey sandbitch do you watch outrageous fortune? Don't you think cheryl should be hot slut of the day?
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Ney! I've seen it on the TV guide..is it worth watching?
Submitted by TITS on September 20, 2008 - 2:10pm.
You're in for it now.
Any oil in aus? Aside from emu that is?
Can you imagine seeing a toy gun filled with candy in a supermarket? I'd apoleptic
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I believe we have some off shore oil... We got plenty URANIUM!
How much per lb is bacon in Canada?
Hey sandbitch do you watch outrageous fortune? Don't you think cheryl should be hot slut of the day?
You're in for it now.
Any oil in aus? Aside from emu that is?
Can you imagine seeing a toy gun filled with candy in a supermarket? I'd apoleptic.
Submitted by TITS on September 20, 2008 - 2:02pm.
um *cough* (slightly raised nose) angel and i are canadians.
no lumping allowed.
kiss kiss
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Oh shit! I forgot. My sincere apologies.
What to do about those AMURICUMS! They be like juvenile elephants!
um *cough* (slightly raised nose) angel and i are canadians.
no lumping allowed.
kiss kiss
In Africa, there is a generation of elephants that have grown without the guidance of elder elephants due to poachers.
They have been known to gather in packs and trample everything in sight, just for the jackass of it. Their behaviour has been likened to "juvenile deliquents".
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 19, 2008 - 11:24pm.
What to do about AMURIKA...be fucked if I know. You be like kids left alone to raise yourselves, like rampant juvenile elephants.
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UM...Hell-LO! Elephants would never behave so irresponsibly. Not even the kids. It wouldn't even occur to them!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Nothing comes between them but a Durex condom.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by TITS on September 20, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 19, 2008 - 7:49pm.
off topic: I was in the hell known as Wal-mart and in the Halloween candy aisle were bags of toy guns filled with powdered candy and right around the corner, in a center aisle display were various t-shirts praising Jesus. GAWD BLEZZ AMURIKA
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Off topic is the real dealz.
What to do about AMURIKA...be fucked if I know. You be like kids left alone to raise yourselves, like rampant juvenile elephants.
Submitted by speakit on September 19, 2008 - 7:49pm.
off topic: I was in the hell known as Wal-mart and in the Halloween candy aisle were bags of toy guns filled with powdered candy and right around the corner, in a center aisle display were various t-shirts praising Jesus. GAWD BLEZZ AMURIKA
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Oh that's just six shades of wrong.
So kids are supposed to point the gun in their mouths and pull the trigger to get candy?
Well fuck a duck.
Do you happen to remember what they were called or who made them?
PSL, did she see the story about the Big Haired Jonas renting out Dodger's Stadium for his 16th bday?
He beat ALL those bitchez on "My Super Sweet 16" LMAO
Here is the article:
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/crush/nick-jonas-super-sweet-16/59?nc
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speakit, she's over Hannah Montana, but she loves the Jonas Brothers.....she's cute. I love her.
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Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
-The Eagles "The Long Run"
LOVE ANDERSON, I agree with you. Vanessa is the one with the problems and the fetishes. LOL
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speakit, LMFAO. When I walk down the toy aisle and see the Biblical dolls, I just want to go all Michael Douglas (circa "Falling Down") and go nuts with the shelves.
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Submitted by speakit on September 19, 2008 - 10:50pm.
awww thanks! wait... I've been down this road before. I get the EBO but never get the refills. CHEAP BETCH! :P
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Oh, honey it's all about appearances. I have a fancy stove/oven that looks downright oooo and aaaw purty in my kitchen...but..the microwave is still my best friend. lol
Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 10:49pm
Well fine then.
*mumbles*
i bet Vanessa has a Mickey Mouse strap on, with ears and everything.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 9:49pm.
He's a high class whore without having to actually give up the goods.
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Not unlike myself. :-)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 19, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 19, 2008 - 10:39pm.
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I'll send you an Easy Bake Oven as a wedding gift! Enjoy!
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awww thanks! wait... I've been down this road before. I get the EBO but never get the refills. CHEAP BETCH! :P
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 19, 2008 - 10:44pm.
speakit, you're going to have to fight the 13 yr old girl I Nanny. She'll fuck you up, if you go near Zac. She'll fuck up anyone who goes near Zac.
lol
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I can take her. Does she like Hannah Montana? Please say nooooooo.
off topic: I was in the hell known as Wal-mart and in the Halloween candy aisle were bags of toy guns filled with powdered candy and right around the corner, in a center aisle display were various t-shirts praising Jesus. GAWD BLEZZ AMURIKA
I'm telling y'all! Zac is uber metro, and he OWNS it. He KNOWS that's what all the gay HWeird producers like to look at, and he's ok with it. Because he gets $$$$$$$$$ for it. He's a high class whore without having to actually give up the goods.
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PSL, would she cuttabeesh? ♥
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Yea, Zac ain't of the gay, neither is my fake bf Anderson.
Ok, seriously, if Zac isn't gay, then wtf is he?
I refuse to believe he is any kind of sexual, metro or other wise.
Perhaps he is Twinkiesexual, not quite a Metro and creme filled.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by speakit on September 19, 2008 - 10:39pm.
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I'll send you an Easy Bake Oven as a wedding gift! Enjoy!
speakit, you're going to have to fight the 13 yr old girl I Nanny. She'll fuck you up, if you go near Zac. She'll fuck up anyone who goes near Zac.
lol
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Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
-The Eagles "The Long Run"
SHUT UP DEAD ACTRESS!! Someday Zac and I are going to get married, and buy a house with a mortgage from a questionable lender, have 3.2 kids, be in so much debt that he will drink to drown the pain as I hold our screaming babies and yell at him to take out the trash and he will say " GOD BITCH GET OUT OF MY FACE!" and by the way I'M GAY! ... oh okay, nevermind.
Why can't Zac be the spokeswhore for CoverGirl? Why? I ask you. Why?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 19, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Speakit, LOL! My kids watch HS Musical over and over and over, and like any good parent, I watch it with them EVERYTIME. :)
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I really loved the songs. Don't spread that around though. ;P
Speakit, LOL! My kids watch HS Musical over and over and over, and like any good parent, I watch it with them EVERYTIME. :)
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Seriously, I think he's adorable and I think we'll see more of him. I don't think he's gay but meh, whatev. He's far too young to puddle my drool, though.
speakit, I am with you! There is no way Zac is gay. He's a metrosexual who owns it. He knows what pays the bills. :)
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WAIT! WHAT? someone is suggesting my zaccy poo is gay? *hyperventilates* {sobs} But I just made Ken=Zac and Barbie=Me and had a pretend wedding. :(
Zac is NOT gay dammit! He's just lucky genetically. LOL
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ZAC!!!!!!! *scream* {swoon}
Sounds like James Franco is being more than a little tongue in cheek in the interview...and biting the hand (Judd's) that most recently fed him...
Zac told James that they should "do it" together, huh? If that doesn't scream gay (esp. after they hi-fived each other), I'm not sure what does! I think Franco is kinda hot too, but for some reason my gay-dar goes off a whole lot when I see pics of him...I'm not even sure why...?!
Your face!
Sounds like James Franco is being more than a little tongue in cheek in the interview...and biting the hand (Judd's) that most recently fed him...
Saw the trailer for Milk tonight and it looks AWESOME! Bitches, even if you don't care about history, this one needs to be seen for SP's acting alone. Dude nails it.
Zac must be into older men