Watch Out Emmys! Here Comes PP!
International supermodel and luxury headband designer Phoebe Price will grace the Emmys this Sunday in hopes of adding a lot more chicken cutlet glamour to the show. The Emmy whores should be on their knees kissing her freckled feet, because she's doing them a favor. PP is a major motion picture actress who shouldn't be fraternizing with TV folk.
Besides, who's going to pose on Robertson Blvd. this Sunday while PP is busy being the hottest seat warmer in the business at the Emmys? Robertson is going to be filled with a whole lot of lonely without Chicken Cutlets.
Yesterday, PP visited one of the Emmy swag suites to pick up a bunch of free shit to sell on eBay. That's how she pays her rent. I'm fucking lying! She probably doesn't even keep that shit. Every month, PP and the elegant Shauna Sand travel to a third-world country to donate their free swag. I bet you Saint Angelina doesn't even do that!
While picking up luxurious items like chewing gum and hair dryers, PP stopped to talk with the Associated Press. Yes, the Associated Press. She said: "I always like seeing the latest stuff. I get inspired to see what different designers have to offer." PP is truly a creative soul. Only a true artiste could be inspired by chewing gum.
She also said her Emmy dress is "very provocative"and will "cause quite a stir." What does that mean?! If she wears nothing but BBQ sauce and boiled chicken skins, I will faint into a pile of cutlets.
Here's some pictures of PP posing with more inanimate objects at Melanie Siegel's Emmy House. I also threw in some pictures of Chicken Cutlets looking like an extra from "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" while doing a cartwheel in some random parking lot.
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An international super model wearing payless shoes.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 19, 2008 - 8:10pm.
I can't believe they posted stills from her 3rd place gymnastics showing at the Special Olympics.
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sigh. okaaaay. lol.
but no caps.
Submitted by anasakrana on September 20, 2008 - 10:41am.
....snap her in the head. Lol
I'm not really sure what her problem is...or what she really is famous for...or why she is even in any movie but she seem to have fun in parking lots.
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this girl rocks. she is teflon. with all the spit she gets thrown at her, she still pops back up with a big smile and confidence. damn it, girl. it's a joy to see her becasue the chick reminds me of a little girl- full of innocence. i hope she does make it to the emmys. at least this babe is real, and not some wannabe or out there sucking cock to get a head. you go, girl!!
Submitted by anasakrana on September 20, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Some patients, who are treated for mental disorders, such as OCD, wear a rubber band around their wrist.. when they have an impulse to engage in inappropriate behavior, they are trained to SNAP themself by pulling the rubber band and popping themself on the wrist. When Phoebe starts to exhibit her delusions of grandeur, someone needs to grab that headband, pull it back as far as it will go, and SNAP her in the head.. the only other alternative is Thorazine injections.. They could tell her it's Botox.
Hahahahaha that is one the best comments I have seen in a long time.
PP is a number one candidate for the society of delusional people!
Okay, I usually try to find something kind to say about Phoebe, since she gets such a hard time. But now I say she's earned it. WTH kind of shoes are those in the cartwheel photos? Where does she even get clothes like that?
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull
At first glance I thought it was condoms
Did i just gave PP an idea? Soon she'll start marketing BBQ sauce flavored condoms
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Some patients, who are treated for mental disorders, such as OCD, wear a rubber band around their wrist.. when they have an impulse to engage in inappropriate behavior, they are trained to SNAP themself by pulling the rubber band and popping themself on the wrist. When Phoebe starts to exhibit her delusions of grandeur, someone needs to grab that headband, pull it back as far as it will go, and SNAP her in the head.. the only other alternative is Thorazine injections.. They could tell her it's Botox.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 20, 2008 - 9:56am.
How the fuck is Pigez doing it? Does he do meth so he doesn't have sleep? I hate that fucker.
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No, he just sits up night after night blubbering into his fat gut because no one wants to sleep with him.
I read the comments on the story about it he posted and apparently he kept typing 'plain' instead of 'plane' and all the commenters kept pointing out how stupid he is.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
HATE pig hilton, that fat fuck.
I admit I'm getting freaked out, if perry is alive and well somewhere why haven't we heard???
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 20, 2008 - 7:54am.
Someone slept in :P
They are picking it up, just slowly. Sadly FatShit Perez has been on it for hours.
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Oh shit. I went to tmz, dlisted and wwtdd - none had it but I didn't have enough nerve to go onto perez because I hate that mother fucker with a passion. It figures he got it "FIRST" - one of his loser readers probably clued his fat ass in.
I emailed MK - so hopefully he will jump on it soon... I am tempted to go to perez..but fuck! i hate that mother fucker.
Submitted by Parke on September 20, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Have they confirmed or said anything new? Damn I'm starting to panic! If he wasn't on the plane, wouldn't he have released a statement by now? Or did this just happen an hour ago?
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That's *Hedley*!
Fat Ass is claiming Perry was NOT on the plane.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 20, 2008 - 10:54pm.
How the fuck is Pigez doing it? Does he do meth so he doesn't have sleep? I hate that fucker.
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yikers! Perry Ferrel doa?
Submitted by Aubrey04 on September 20, 2008 - 9:52am.
Did you guys see that Travis Barker was in a plane crash? Four people died .. and DJ AM - Travis Barker are in critical condition in the burn unit in a hospital in Georgia.. Why aren't any blog sites picking this up?
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Someone slept in :P
They are picking it up, just slowly. Sadly FatShit Perez has been on it for hours.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Did you guys see that Travis Barker was in a plane crash? Four people died .. and DJ AM - Travis Barker are in critical condition in the burn unit in a hospital in Georgia.. Why aren't any blog sites picking this up?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080920/ap_on_re_us/learjet_crash
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 20, 2008 - 8:47am.
Snarky
they ambushed the ugly stick tree, did you see those fucking woman? holee crap,if that's the average woman around here, we should all be signing up for miss america or something.
word. i mean, Glamour mag. does those random makeovers but no one looks that crazy and they never use the word 'ambush'
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Submitted by speakit on September 20, 2008 - 10:46pm.
If I suffer massive burns, I'm going to bribe the doctor to give me an overdose of morphine. I'd rather be dead that suffer like that. It's stuff like this that puts me on the fence with assisted suicide.
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Submitted by speakit on September 20, 2008 - 9:46am.
Is that 'I'm in Love with a Girl' song Gavin's?
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Yeppers!
God, that picture of the plane is horrendous. How anyone could have survived that is beyond me. I'd like to know who those who died are. It'd be terribly odd if only the celebrities lived.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Snarky
they ambushed the ugly stick tree, did you see those fucking woman? holee crap,if that's the average woman around here, we should all be signing up for miss america or something.
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Is that 'I'm in Love with a Girl' song Gavin's?
I used to volunteer at a hospital and no pain medications really help a burn victim. I know there are people suffering every where, but when it's thrown in your face... that's why I hate the news!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 20, 2008 - 10:43pm.
No. If it's a song, I've been out of the country for five years. I don't know anything anymore.
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That's *Hedley*!
DOes "I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately" ring a bell?
Thanks LCT. That mess will be in my head all day now. I HATE that song!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 20, 2008 - 8:36am.
SOMEONE HOLD ME!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23694559/?pg=59#tdy_ambush_makeovers
what exactly did they ambush... a looney bin???
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 20, 2008 - 9:38am.
God I hope Perry and that Gavin dude weren't on the flight. I don't know who Gavin DeGraw is but I like Perry Ferrel. Wasn't he part of Jane's Addiction? I love "Been Caught Stealin."
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DOes "I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately" ring a bell?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 20, 2008 - 9:30am.
sluts
we need to take a moment and remember the gift of life and light a candle for those on that plane.
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I agree. As much as I hate to admit it, I feel sadness for Shanna Moakler, and especially their kids.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Death sucks, no doubt, but being a burn victim is no picnic either. Soooo much pain. :(
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 20, 2008 - 10:36pm.
*hug* It's ok. The unattractive people won't get you. Just say "Lancome" three times and you'll be safe.
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That's *Hedley*!
yup he founded jane's addiction and is a major talent, he founded lalopalooza too.
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Yeah Chris and he is the one bhind Lalapolooza (sp) right??
JAANNNNNE SAYS IM DONE WITH SURGIO. HE TREATS ME LIKE A RAG DOLL.
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God I hope Perry and that Gavin dude weren't on the flight. I don't know who Gavin DeGraw is but I like Perry Ferrel. Wasn't he part of Jane's Addiction? I love "Been Caught Stealin."
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That's *Hedley*!
CTH - I would but i dont want to give you this god awful cold.
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SOMEONE HOLD ME!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23694559/?pg=59#tdy_ambush_makeovers
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Not as of yet Chris. I mean think about it...a celebrity( Barker) gets transported to a hoslital- people are GOING to talk. The two dead...like I said the family has to be contacted. I mean, it really doesnt mention them being safe on another flight. ya know???
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 20, 2008 - 8:32am.
fuck no! you're too pretty for that shit!
"grabs your boobies"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I have a feeling it was Perry and Gavin.
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Submitted by Snarky on September 20, 2008 - 10:33pm.
That's what I'm worried about.
Those poor families. Has there been any new information released?
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Thanks Chris. I hope not but it would be 2 no names dead and 2 famous people in critical? weird. Maybe they havent contacted the family yet???
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Submitted by speakit on September 20, 2008 - 10:32pm.
I know. I was just trying to put Snarky and them at ease.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 20, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Hmmm. Maybe I should go on that show.
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Lovetopalina
offer him a blow job in the back of the squad car, you know cops always fall for that one.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 20, 2008 - 9:29am.
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two crew and two passengers were killed. DJ AM and Travis performed last night with Gavin and Perry. No one has confirmed who the two passengers were. Can't jump to conclusions though.
It's sad, either way.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 20, 2008 - 9:29am.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/20/barker.plane.crash.ap/in...
Here's a picture of the plane. All they're talking about is Travis Barker and DJ AM. If Perry Ferrell had been on board he would have been mentioned.
I think he's safe.
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Sweet Jesus! How did he survive that??!!?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
sluts
we need to take a moment and remember the gift of life and light a candle for those on that plane.
also, I got stuck looking at the pictures from ambush makeover on the msnbc site, and my God, we need to also thank our creator that he made us so much prettier than the average woman. Most of those chicks would give rumer willis a run for the unfortanate looking money...Ceerist!
check them out
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23694559/?pg=50#tdy_ambush_makeovers
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Hoffalina, what if I threaten him with a spank or maybe sharing my pickles with him? Cops have needs too.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/20/barker.plane.crash.ap/in...
Here's a picture of the plane. All they're talking about is Travis Barker and DJ AM. If Perry Ferrell had been on board he would have been mentioned.
I think he's safe.
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That's *Hedley*!
LCT
go ahead, being arrested is not that bad..
except when you threaten the cop and you get put in the isolation cell, well, that's what I've heard.
"staring at ceiling, whistling"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Sofa batteries in hand!
and yeah Perry Ferrell. I know its sad with Gavin and all may being on too, but Perry Ferrell is a huge staple in the music industry today.
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Hoffalina - they charge you with public retardation now? Uh oh... I made plans to run naked to the grocery store and tape corn cobs to myself then jump in the hot sun and make my own brand of popcorn, but I don't want to get arrested.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?