Portia de Rossi To Become Portia DeGeneres
Portia de Rossi came into this world as Amanda Lee Rogers. Then for some reason, she decided to change her name to Portia de Rossi. I think she totally used the Soap Opera Name Generator to come up with Portia de Rossi. Although, according to this version of the S.O. Name Generator, her soap opera name is Viv Forrester. My soap opera name is Sebastian Forrester. Wait. Portia and I are both Forresters. Does that mean we're related? Does this also mean I can claim a piece of the DeGeneres fortune?! "Pack up tha Chevy, Pa! We is movin' ta Bevahly Hills!!"
Anyway, the point is Portia is changing her name again! Star Magazine reports that she is legally changing her name to Porta DeGeneres. At least she kept the "De." That's important. If she drops the "De" in her last name, she's nothing!
A source told Star that Portia and Ellen ordered stationary with "Mrs. and Mrs. DeGeneres" printed on it. The source went on to say: "Ellen and Portia used it to write thank-you notes to the 19 friends and family who attended."
Why wouldn't Ellen take Portia's name? It's much more glamarous sounding. It sounds like the bottle name of a delicious sparking wine. Ellen de Rossi. Yeah, I like that much better. But Ellen is obviously buying the milk in that house, so Portia DeGeneres it is!
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Mine is India Cortlandt...?? That's a 30 year old immigrant who married a 65 year old man for a greencard and his cash, while I'm secretly sleeping with his son who has amnesia.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 20, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I would LOVE IT if he was straight however.
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My best friend (gay & owner of a sports bar) and I are crazy in love with Anderson...for very different reasons! lol
My name is Holden Wellington.
Dixie Buchannan...
I either sound like some old frigid bag who's slowly poisoning my husband or I would like poor white trash from the wrong side of the tracks who is being promised the world by some rich kid until I get knocked up and dumped.....
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Thanks Bradi, that's what I thought. Couldn't convince my aunt or my mom.
I secretly hope that it is MK brewing Anderson's coffee in the morning.
Or rather, those gorgeous blue eyes serving MK his coffee in bed, while asking "What's up with your sluts?"
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EastEndGirl on September 20, 2008 - 7:19pm
Ok, here's the deal, he has not come out, it is and has been verified he does go to the gay bars.
He has never been photographed with a DATE male or female, or what ever, now, I searched the interwebs and found NOTHING except gay gossip sites claiming he is and Kathy Griffin loves him.
The rumor is he has had a long time bf actually living with him, he's younger and of the Latin persuasion, SUPPOSEDLY.
Now, one could argue with no real proof either way, it's still a mystery at best.
I would LOVE IT if he was straight however.
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My name is Roman Howard and my boyfriends is Ridge Worthington, sounds like a very boring gay soup.... :(
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 20, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Had a family argument about Anderson. He is gay correct?
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My soap name is Jemma Harriman. How boring.
NovaNightly on September 20, 2008 - 7:05pm
I'm Vanessa Berkeley, your evil twin.
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LMAO!
I put in Anderson Cooper and his name would be, get this, Romeo Astor.
Gay.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 21, 2008 - 9:07am.
Wait...so im related to sandbitch?? probably through my 3rd marriage though....lmao. ;P
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Don't figure on getting any of the family inheritance.
Wait...so im related to sandbitch?? probably through my 3rd marriage though....lmao. ;P
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i am soo not a chloe, i like my porn star name of flicka berlin wayy better
Ooh...my name is India Berkeley. Well...slap me silly and push me into a pool Joan Collins style!!!
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No worries mate, my pleasure.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 20, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Thanks! I am sure I will get many laughs out of it.
GRACIAS!
Submitted by mb00 on September 20, 2008 - 6:44pm.
WHAT! EVER!
I submitted my name and it came out Marco Buchanan.
I'm so sure. That's like a name for some demanding bottom in gay porn.
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LOL! SO true!
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Portia will definitely go back to the peen. I mean, come on, look at Ellen LOL
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 21, 2008 - 8:37am.
Sandbitch-
You know I am a long time fan of your avie, but I must know, did you take that pic, or find it on the net?
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A friend emailed it to me. Do you have an email addy and I'll send you the bigger pic. You can edit your email address out after...
I'm Jemma Cortlandt. WHY OH WHY COULDN'T IT BE CARRINGTON!!!?
WHAT! EVER!
I submitted my name and it came out Marco Buchanan.
I'm so sure. That's like a name for some demanding bottom in gay porn.
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This is good news since I named my goldfish Portia de Rossi, and there should really only be one Portia de Rossi on the planet.
My other goldfish is Rojo Caliente.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 20, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Angel-
I always assumed the milkshake was oral. Was I wrong? I use the lyrics of Kellis as my only refernce.
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I thought it was big boobies. But the phrase has then, through urban processing, become an expression of general hotness. It's not an exact science;p
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chinese fortune cookie names are so much better!
Yeah- That makes sense too.
Angel-
I always assumed the milkshake was oral. Was I wrong? I use the lyrics of Kellis as my only refernce.
Sandbitch-
You know I am a long time fan of your avie, but I must know, did you take that pic, or find it on the net?
Perdy Fitzgerald is unfortunate looking but then she gets her chin shaved down:D And then her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and THEN she gotta figure out who the Daddy is!
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I imagine Jemma Venderbilt to wear her hair in a French twist, F the gardener and have a nasty drinking problem.
Sounds like mom.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 20, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I'm Jemma Berkeley. Who the fuck is that?
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Aw! That's the good girl. She gets her heart broke a lot and then goes crazy:)
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Well hell! That's really spooky....she's ME!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 20, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I'm Jemma Berkeley. Who the fuck is that?
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Aw! That's the good girl. She gets her heart broke a lot and then goes crazy:)
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 21, 2008 - 8:29am.
Elizabeth's conservative sister who strongly disagree's with Liz's decision to pole dance.
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Oh well, I'm totally happy with that. I strongly disagree with poling.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 20, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Elizabeth's conservative sister who strongly disagree's with Liz's decision to pole dance.
Awesome Frito! I wonder if we are responsible for that delicious perfume in the 1980s!
Gag.
I'm Jemma Berkeley. Who the fuck is that?
Meet Jemma Vanderbilt, bitches! The hubby:Finnian- Kiddos= Nash Romeo and Roman Hawt!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 20, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Meet Jemma Vanderbilt, bitches!
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That was my name too!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 20, 2008 - 6:02pm.
I hope Ellen got a Prenup, because when Portia goes back to the peen, she's going to take half of Ellen's money.
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Portia wasn't fond of the peen even before she met Ellen. She was a known lesbian and dated the daughter of someone famous. (I can't remember the chicks name)
WHAT is with the matching eyebrows???
I hope Ellen got a Prenup, because when Portia goes back to the peen, she's going to take half of Ellen's money.
Or my Spring Fairy name...ooh...aaah...
Butterfly Lake-Mist.
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Mine was Lucinda Welty. Seriously, Lucinda?!?
I'm going with my smurf name:
Sexy Smurf:)
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Submitted by boomsy on September 20, 2008 - 5:24pm.
I don't like that soap name thing; mine was
Perdy Cortlandt (or Wellington with my maiden name). Perdy? Ick.
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Well, hello Perdy! I'm Perdy too! It's Perdy hot today, dontcha think?
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Submitted by justjane on September 20, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Sorry, angel. That was the rule where I came from-what did we know? We were seven year olds goofing around with our perpespective porn star names.
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Fair enough. We were 7 too but we were princesses! So there! ;p
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Another Katya...there's not many names in that generator of theirs, is there? I'm Katya Astor. Sounds like a major bitch.
I like my porn name better: Kitty Hunt.
I still want to know why Portia has to be the one to change her name. DeRossi is way hotter. Why can't fucking Ellen change hers?
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