Portia de Rossi To Become Portia DeGeneres
Portia de Rossi came into this world as Amanda Lee Rogers. Then for some reason, she decided to change her name to Portia de Rossi. I think she totally used the Soap Opera Name Generator to come up with Portia de Rossi. Although, according to this version of the S.O. Name Generator, her soap opera name is Viv Forrester. My soap opera name is Sebastian Forrester. Wait. Portia and I are both Forresters. Does that mean we're related? Does this also mean I can claim a piece of the DeGeneres fortune?! "Pack up tha Chevy, Pa! We is movin' ta Bevahly Hills!!"
Anyway, the point is Portia is changing her name again! Star Magazine reports that she is legally changing her name to Porta DeGeneres. At least she kept the "De." That's important. If she drops the "De" in her last name, she's nothing!
A source told Star that Portia and Ellen ordered stationary with "Mrs. and Mrs. DeGeneres" printed on it. The source went on to say: "Ellen and Portia used it to write thank-you notes to the 19 friends and family who attended."
Why wouldn't Ellen take Portia's name? It's much more glamarous sounding. It sounds like the bottle name of a delicious sparking wine. Ellen de Rossi. Yeah, I like that much better. But Ellen is obviously buying the milk in that house, so Portia DeGeneres it is!
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Telenovela name generator, now that is what we need.
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Belle Huntington hahahahahaaaaaaa
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I'm so excited! My soap name is Kyte Vanderburgh. I'm so running out right now to get new monograms on all my underpants.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
To all the Perdys out there, mind if I ask you first names (trying to find a trend here)... mine's Melanie.
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
EW my name is Perdy Buchanan. WTF? Damn even translated into a rich caucasian name, my name STILL sucks ugh epic fucking fail.
Katya Cavendish
I do not like it
My name is Roxy Vanderbilt.
Ooh, my sister's name would be Seredipity Wellington; me likey.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I don't like that soap name thing; mine was
Perdy Cortlandt (or Wellington with my maiden name). Perdy? Ick.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Katya Forrester here, so I guess I'm claiming moneys as well
My soap opera name: "Emma Vanderbilt". Sounds like I'm quite a bitch...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
My name would be Faith Harriman. My hubby would be Kyte Harriman. Kyte?!?
They look happy, but I am just a skeptical person. I'm sure they'll be divorced in 2 years.
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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
OK, my Soap Opera name is
Trixie Wellington... so WASPy.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I remember the movie "Soap Dish" and the dude that Sally Field's character was hooked up with was named "Bolt".
I have to find that movie on DVD, it makes me pee my pants.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I tried my besties name, she has the best so far:
Viv Wetty.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Buck Naked.
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
Submitted by mslewis on September 20, 2008 - 4:51pm.
My name is Sloane Forrester.
I heart Ellen and Portia. They look so happy together. Much happier than Ellen and that crazy one she had before. (What's her name? I forgot. And what exactly is she doing now?)
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It was reported this past week that old crazytrain is knocked up again! God help her children.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
My soap opera name is:
Harlan Cortlandt
Does this mean I have to move to Pine Valley?
It says mine is Chloe Harriman.
That isn't weird enough to be a Soap name!
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Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
-The Eagles "The Long Run"
My soap name: Vanessa Berkeley
So bitchy.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
still no fletchers or buchanans, but it does sounds kind of porno
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If only instead of Tiffany it would be Trixie
we could be Dixie and Trixie Worthington
Classy! I mean KLASSY!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on September 20, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Dixie Worthington.
Submitted by Paquita on September 20, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Mine is Tiffany Worthington
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Viv Wellington.
They only have 3 names to choose from, huh. Funny site though.
Congrats to Amanda Portia Lee De Viv De Generes Foster. xxx
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* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Still no one with my name. But my real name is more soap opera-ish than the fake one.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I guess that means EG is the pitcher in that relationship. Actually truth be know, Portia is just setting it up for the ultimate gay divorce settlement! Picture this " but your honor, I took her name ---------------------". Oh yeah this one is so coming!
Dixie Worthington. which is alright, considering i am southren.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
why not portia de rossi degeneres? no, i guess that would be stupid.....
My soap name is Pussy Galore. I would also wear lots of fabulous pearl necklaces.
My soap opera name would be Lola Champignon... I just made that up...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by notoriousjd on September 20, 2008 - 4:54pm.
my soap name is Trixie Cavandish. Cavandish is also my british name. Maybe I was a Cavandish in a past life.
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wee! We're related, sort of.
...oh lawd: my sopa name is Perdy Cavendish.
Sorry, angel. That was the rule where I came from-what did we know? We were seven year olds goofing around with our perpespective porn star names.
my soap name is Trixie Cavandish. Cavandish is also my british name. Maybe I was a Cavandish in a past life.
Hear that?
That's the sound of thousands of bible-beating blockheads wailing and gnashing their dentures.
VOTE NO ON 8!
The soap opera name generator sucks can you believe the name they gave me,Seredipity Forrester , is that even a real name??????
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
My name is Sloane Forrester.
I heart Ellen and Portia. They look so happy together. Much happier than Ellen and that crazy one she had before. (What's her name? I forgot. And what exactly is she doing now?)
Submitted by justjane on September 20, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Isn't the middle name, street name thingy a porn star name generator?
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Isn't the middle name, street name thingy a porn star name generator?
Roxy Wellington.
And Emma is my crotch fruits name. I like it. :)
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
My soap opera name from childhood is Lea Westmount. (Middle name, Street name) But on here is PERDY FITZGERALD! WTF!?!
ANYHOO...*sigh* they so should have take De Rossi. They don't have to tell no one that Ellen's the boy! Yeesh!
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Another Roxy Huntington here...
Mine is Lucinda Vanderburgh.
That sounds kinda hot.
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You Forresters got it goin on. I AM Belle Fitzgerald.
my soap opera name is: Roxy Huntington
i like it, it also works for a stripper & porn star.
xoxo
l.danielle
Mine is Tiffany Worthington
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
emma rockefeller's my s.o. name
why? why emma? :(
The image of Ellen going to a store and buying milk for that house makes my day.
Thanks, MK.
my soap name is Fletcher Buchanan, pretty sweet
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as your proofreader, MK, I have one thing to say:
stationEry.
that is all.
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it says my soap opera name is Pippa Forrester.