The Audacity!
No, Mischa Barton is not wearing a headband designed by the one and only international supermodel Phoebe Price. Strike one. She's wearing a headband she designed herself. STRIKE INFINITY! Didn't Mischa get the memo that there could only be one mega celebrity (ha) headband designer and that spot has already been filled by Chicken Cutlets!
Out of all the things there are to design, she chooses headbands?! That is a major slap to PP's cutlets! Hmmm...slapped cutlets. I think I'm having chicken paillard for dinner.
Anypoultry, couldn't Mischa design cellulite jewels or saggy titty pasties? Anything but headbands!
AND! She even used a Sharpie on the wrong part of her face. You use the Sharpie on your eyebrows, not around your eyes! I swear. Mischa needs to go take a nap. She might as well. She's already wearing a nightgown.
Here's Mischa and her craft project headband at the Gift of Life Charity Ball in London last night.
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she looks pregnant!
She looks like Michael Jackson!
Looks like she fell for that prank where you put black around the viewing end of a kaleidascope. Hehehehehe........
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i'm not sure if she actually made this herself... this is available on stacey lapidus' website towards the bottom on the left.
http://www.staceylapidus.com/insideha1.cfm
She looks absolutely adorable. I love her. It is said that she had a profile on 'Seek Rich . com'. It's a profe ssional dating site. Many celebs join it and become VIP members there. Is she dating someone rich there?
So bad it's actually taken my breath away... Somebody put her on medication NOW.
Nice hair.
Submitted by ethang on September 21, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I see that Phoebe Price finally found her niche. Headbands. Let's see how many we see on the Emmy catwalk tonight.
Pheobe Price is probably outside in the parking lot of the Emmys right now selling those headbands.
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
How is this girl relevant? She can't possibly be getting work anymore.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
And, actually (this is not an endorsement) in thumb 4 (and 5, strangely) you can see that she wears it better than most people.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by tapgirl on September 21, 2008 - 5:18pm.
I just don't get the headbands. And try as they might to make them look cool, this is a look that i have yet to see being imitated by anyone....anywhere...
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I see teens wearing them all the time. I know one girl who wears hers every day.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
There is so much wrong with that outfit and this person that I don't have the time nor the patience to deal with it today.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
only 2 blonde women could pull this eyeliner look: Brigitte Bardot and Claudia Schiffer. Most blondes should not even bother with that much eyeliner, not ever jet black eyeliner.
Why hasn't she become irrelevant yet? The OC ended a long time ago.
Remember, when you see all the loveliness that is Phoebe Price and Mischa Barton, we owe it all to Latoya Jackson who rocked a mean headband back in the day! Dare I say "role model" or "fashion icon".
I just don't get the headbands. And try as they might to make them look cool, this is a look that i have yet to see being imitated by anyone....anywhere...
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
I think mischa isn't getting the kind of wardrobe choices she once did and doesn't know how to deal with what she gets.
headbands worn across the forehead are just gross. someone mentioned it would have looked pretty pushed back into her hair and I agree... her hair would fall better and the sparkle would bring your eye up to her face and blue eyes (hopefully more delicately made up).
if a stylist "helped" her ... (cringe).
Jesus, is there a chola eye makeuup line? Misha has obviously used Sharpie Onyx #666 to outline her blinkers instead of her brows.
Submitted by de Cosmos on September 21, 2008 - 9:15am.
I can never look at her without thinking of Cisco Adler and, in particular, her shock, then awe, then horror at first experiencing the nightmare of:
Cisco Adler's ballz.
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(edited to include link to ballz)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4556/ciscoadlerballscz3.jpg/
When Cynthia Nixon saw those ballz, she turned gay.
Those are the worst ballz I've ever seen! Truly foul. And speaking of foul, Brandon Davis is also one of Mischa's exes.
So no wonder she is how she is.
I see that Phoebe Price finally found her niche. Headbands. Let's see how many we see on the Emmy catwalk tonight.
hysteria- yes! She was the ashy lookin ghost under the bed- the one who was poisoned by her mom and it was the funeral scene where the boy wandered into her room. HAHA! Rather inauspicious career beginning..
Yech she looks a mess! A nightgown is the best way to hide a growing beer belly and post-bong munchies!
Your face!
13 year old girls. They buy buy buy like crazy. And they LOVE stupid shit.
Accessories are the best because they're less expensive than clothing - they can buy that with their babysitting money.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
What the heck kind of shoes is she wearing with that floaty dress?
Anyway, about the headbands and all kinds of useless crap these peopole try to peddle on us (including the tv shows), celebrities and entertainment business really do think we are that stupid, and you know what? it appears we really are.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
What's with the headbands?
http://www.modegreen.com/
Submitted by chickadee on September 21, 2008 - 1:54pm.
omg angel I was thinking the same thing about that bb...but I was scared to say...:) squashie kissies to that baby
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LOL! I know, right? I just thought: TODAY is the day! that I announce my love for that little boo boo! I don't care what happens!;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
omg angel I was thinking the same thing about that bb...but I was scared to say...:) squashie kissies to that baby
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@Madam Pince: All I ever wanna to do shmoosh that baby in your avvie! SO ADORABLE!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That isn't a nightgown - it's her drapes.
What little girl didn't take down the shear curtains and play dress up?
What's that?
Oh.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
Fuck the headbands...are we almost done with th massive amounts of black eyeliner? Is crackie chic over yet? Cuz it's getting on my damn nerves!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I'd forgotten how fugly this ho is.
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House & Wilson '08 -- Welcome to Couples Counseling
This girl and her headband are nothing but a couple of junkies. Trust.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
These headbands have to go away quickly. They can't be comfortable, hugging your sweaty hair to your temple. They would haev to be pretty tight not to fall in your eyes. Fucking stupid. And ugly.
Bitch looks like a wax dummy.
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
Submitted by putas
The legs! Like trees! haaha! She does have a pretty face. was she really the face under the bed in 6th sense?! lol! great flick!
Raccoon eyes and head bands. Everything you need to become a star.
Lol @ hysteria
She has good bone structure - why the need to 'contour' with stage makeup a la the Donna Mills instructional video.
At least she's not shown in leggings here. She has the worst, weirdest bloated looking triangle legs. Like inverted isosceles triangles. No thank you sir.
She'll just always be that sickly looking girl under the bed from The Sixth Sense.
she looks like a visitor at a bad bridesmaid dress convention!
Maybe she is trying to get a part in the next Conan the Barbarian movie.
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um, my feeling is that headbands actually only belong on cartoon superheroes.
a SATIN headband no less.
hey MK cellulite jewels are actually a pretty good idea! you better go market that shit now...take them and the saggy titty pasties to the patent office because youre gonna be rich i tells ya! RICH! oh yeah and this bitch looks frightening, she should be starring in the next nightmare on elm street movie...NIGHTMARE ON SAGGY TITTY STREET
She looks like Pam Anderson with those drawn-on glasses.....the 'eye bands' distract from the beauty of head band.
What's next.....sweat band designer? Ankle warmer designer? :D :D :D
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ANOTHER ONE. Fuck. This is just too much for me to handle now. She is so IRRELEVANT, why the hell would you even post about her? Just let her GO AWAY. PLEASE.
'Its the G funk era funked out with a gangsta twist, if you smoke like I smoke then your high like everyday...' Nate Dogg and Warren G - Regulate
She looks like Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine. But not as cute. And I don't think Abigail Breslin is cute. AT.ALL.
Poor Mischa!
She must still be in recovery.
I can never look at her without thinking of Cisco Adler and, in particular, her shock, then awe, then horror at first experiencing the nightmare of:
Cisco Adler's ballz.
OK, now that is what Pudge would call CHUTZPAH!
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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"
At least her nasty cellulite tree truck legs are covered.
That's my "say something nice".
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
I'm pretty sure it's not Halloween yet, but I might have to check my calendar. Sheesh!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Re: the headband.
Wouldn't look so stupid if it were worn further back, past the hairline. I kinda like the blue colors. Looks ridiculous on the forehead.