Miley And Billy Ray Just Don't Give An Eff!
Looks like this country bumpkin and her possum-haired pa are turning into some greedy ass motherfuckers. What's the matter, you don't have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?
Sounds to me like Billy Ray has been filling Miley's head full of raccoon shit. Apparently, her TV show "Hannah Montana" isn't making enough scratch to support his mullet habit and his wife's other lil' chilluns. So he needs his cash cow to make more cash.
Doesn't this heartless hillbilly care about her little fans?! 30-year-old dues who live in their mothers basement and eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner will be heartbroken and devastated!
According to TMZ, sources say Miley is acting like a brat, showing up late to the set and pissing off the cast and crew. They also claim Billy Ray has told people on the set that they're only going to do twelve more episodes and then they're out. But the whore machine known as Disney insisted that they finish the twenty-four episode season and will be doing another six episodes. I'm sure there's also contracts involved to prevent any quitting or firing from happening.
Billy and Miley would be extremely stupid to dump her TV show. I mean, what will they do when her singing career tanks and they can't afford all those back country luxuries.....like moonshine and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Here's a few pictures of Miley with a friend and some blended coffee drinks in Los Angeles yesterday. That's right. That ho knows better than to buy a Starbucks Frapp. That drink is off-limits! There's only one pork-rind-lovin' popstar in Los Angeles who gets to drink those things.
well that is sweet, kinda like my Life Alert also sweet. All the best, Harry
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Fall from grace already! geesh!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Man she is one ugly girl, even with the veneers that grill is STILL slugged up. Yuck. Not to mention she has NO TALENT. I was at the gym at that Stand Up To Cancer shit was on a couple of weeks ago. This little bitch attempted to sing and I damn never fell off the treadmill. It was HORRID like a fuckin dying chipmunk.
'So tonight you got to leave that 9-5 up on the shelf and just enjoy yourself. Groove, let the madness in the music get to you. Life aint so bad at all, when your living of the wall. Life you life off the wall, live life off the wall.' M.J.-Off The Wall
Miley acting like a brat? Noooo. No, that can't be right. More like a spoiled, self-absorbed, obnoxious, teen tart. Yeah, that sounds more like it.
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Those teeth..I think I'm gonna call her Muley Cyrus.
Methinks she needs to wash her hair more often if she's gonna have it in her face like that so her forehead won't be so broken out...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Ah, let her quit; she'll be blacklisted by them so fast she'll be begging on their doorstep before she knows it. You don't f--- with Disney; they have their fingers in a LOT of stuff, if you know what I mean...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
What's with the Cheerios hate?
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Oh, I can't believe it. I just found this guy on a celebrity dating club [seek ri ch Com]. I don't think it is himself who created the account there.
I have five words for Miley and her pa: "Haley Joel Osment, Debbie Gibson." Mark my words, she's gonna end up on a show like the two Coreys. Fame is fleeting for child/teen stars - almost NONE of them make the transition to adult stars, and in order to do so there has to be massive talent there (ie, Neil Patrick Harris, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Anna Paquin) or adroit handlers who convince everyone that there's talent there even when there isn't (Kiki Dunst, Zac Efron). Miley better get her ducks in a row NOW.
Submitted by putas: "Miley's new veneers are to teeth what Lee Press On Nails are to manicures."
Genius.
She's got a mouthful of teeth that rival the original "Alien", and will beat Brit Brit to frap-ass stature in record time. You go, Smiley Miley!
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Filthy nasty little cuntress.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 21, 2008 - 7:26pm.
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I've seen a couple of episodes before, THANK GOD, my son decided to be a teenager overnight. I didn't see that though. LOL well at least he made fun of himself.
I can't STAND the way she talks. It's like she's got a mouth full of marshmallows. Oh wait, she's cuntry, I mean pork rinds.
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 6:24pm.
LOL@Tigerlilly
I'm line dancing now!
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 6:05pm.
BRING BACK THE MULLET!!
OMG, Speakit, he did on one episode of Hannah Montana. It was actually kind of funny. They made him look exactly like he did back then. I think they were re-enacting when Miley's mom (Brooke Shields played her) and Billy Ray met back in the 80's. His name is actually Robbie Ray on the show. LMAO
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LOL@Tigerlilly
I'm line dancing now!
Don't tell my tart
My achey fakey tart
I just don't think she'd understand
And if you tell my tart
My achey fakey tart
She might grow up and kill me, man...
This is what happens when teenagers are worth more than their parents.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey Miley -- your 15 minutes are up.
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She's so unfortunate-looking.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
BRING BACK THE MULLET!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 21, 2008 - 6:20pm.
DA! I can see Sock Monkey giving Miley a roundhouse flying monkey beating.HAhaha
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Soon after...smoothing down her pretty dress and hair then sitting down as if nothing ever happened...lovingly stroking/petting her cat, Bozo. lol
Submitted by dead-actress on September 21, 2008 - 6:45pm.
DA! I can see Sock Monkey giving Miley a roundhouse flying monkey beating.HAhaha
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
They have Miley Cyrus Dolls? Do they look like Chucky?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 21, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Maybe an Ugly Betty spinoff, like Monkey Miley or Cathy the Cavegirl.
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Manimal, darling..Uh...I think our little Socky would take offense to Monkey Miley. I can already see her tearing into Miley's hair and ugly face, throwing punches left and right. LOL! Let's go with Miley the Moron or Papa's My Pimp!
Submitted by Mr. President on September 21, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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Or she can do porn. You know that's what Billy Ray had planned for her all along. She's had plenty of practice getting dirty pictures taken of herself. Playboy, Hustler and College Sluts 10 is the next logical step for her career.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on September 21, 2008 - 6:28pm.
I highly suggest to Miley that she needs to focus on finishing up her commitment to Disney, save her money and then proceed with attending college.
Unfortunately, she will end up like SO many before her: irrelevant, used up and broke.
Lastly, I agree with others in that Miley is NOT a pretty girl. She is rather dull and uninspiring.
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Maybe an Ugly Betty spinoff, like Monkey Miley or Cathy the Cavegirl.
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
ubmitted by City Barbie on September 21, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Any day now we're going to be getting flashed by chipmunk choha. She'll probably flash the peace sign and make that fart lips face too. If I see a Hannah Montana doll on sale, I'm going to get it. I love my cat dearly but it's time for a new avie and I have an evil idea! >:-)
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LMAO! And I do remember your many evil deeds when Shitney was your theme. Your dressed up dolls in those photo ops?..Hysterical!!
If the solo career doesn't pan out after Hannah Montana she can always join Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I highly suggest to Miley that she needs to focus on finishing up her commitment to Disney, save her money and then proceed with attending college.
Unfortunately, she will end up like SO many before her: irrelevant, used up and broke.
Lastly, I agree with others in that Miley is NOT a pretty girl. She is rather dull and uninspiring.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
she is also too stupid to realize than this behavior will make others not want to work with her, as her star falls.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
You're forgetting one little detail- Vadge is TALENTED!
This hillbilly idjit sounds okay by herself, but when paired up with other singers she sounds like a dying possum when she squeaks out a song.
Wonder what kind of retirement/investment plan Papa Billy has for her--prolly put all their money into scratch off lottery tickets.
Great, Miley needs to get out more and realize she's less attractive than at least 60% of girls her age.
I said it before and I'll say it again: bitch wants to be Vadge more than anything. She will be performing more and more outrageous stunts, with Achy Breaky Old Fart's permission of course. Do you really think that the barrage of gross webcam photos and the Vanity Fair homage to "Pretty Baby" weren't planned tactical moves in that ruthless little brain of hers?
She doesn't realize that Vadge worked her ass off for a good five years in NYC networking with producers, label heads and club promoters to make her dreams of world domination eventually come true. She also had the hunger, drive and cunning that one from the middle class has when striving to better themselves, something this spoiled little cipher has never had to face.
I hope Disney locks her in her contract for the next 15 years. Nothing would be sweeter than seeing a 30 year old has been with a "gunt" flopping out of her baby tee shirt, stumbling around a county fair stage with whiskey on her breath.
Speaking about exploitation and famewhoring... Everytime I go to the gym, some fucktard turns on the Country Music Cahnnel and this summer I saw Billy Ray video, the song something along the lines of "you're growing up fast and I'm proud." Anyway, it was Billy, an acoustic and a Powerpoint slide show of Miley growing up. He is riding this famous daughter thing pretty hard.
I knew what kind of parents Miley had when she started up with that 20 year old ex male model wanna be singer. I can't wrap my head around that one. She is only 15! So her parents think its okay for their 15 year old to date a 20 year old man?!
I guess she didn't learn from Hilary Duff. Once that ho quit that Lizzie show she's become Duff who?
I'm sort of glad to hear this. This means it's only a matter of time before she fades away for good. Greedy bastards. If it weren't for Disney no one would remember who the hell Billy Ray Cyrus was/is.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 21, 2008 - 2:59pm.
I resent being called a cracker. I like to think of myself more as a digestive cookie.
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LMAO.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Any day now we're going to be getting flashed by chipmunk choha. She'll probably flash the peace sign and make that fart lips face too. If I see a Hannah Montana doll on sale, I'm going to get it. I love my cat dearly but it's time for a new avie and I have an evil idea! >:-)
I resent being called a cracker. I like to think of myself more as a digestive cookie.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Toonkinstein on September 21, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Said it once..I'l say it again....this is what happens when you give Crackers money!!!
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That's what happens when you give anyone money, douchebag. How stupid are you to bring race into this?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
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...so what choo saying....r u a Cracker too??
ahhh how sweet...a cracker standing up for it's rights...It's America!!!!
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
Submitted by patty cake on September 21, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Do they fuck?
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Well , they are hillbillies....you do the math..if it talks like a hillbilly, smells like a hill billy...then they must be___________ like a couple of hillbillies!!!
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Why be difficult when it's easier to be impossible!
Submitted by Toonkinstein on September 21, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Said it once..I'l say it again....this is what happens when you give Crackers money!!!
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That's what happens when you give anyone money, douchebag. How stupid are you to bring race into this?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Said it once..I'l say it again....this is what happens when you give Crackers money!!!
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Why be difficult when it is my mission to be impossible! FORWARD!! YOU HO'!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 21, 2008 - 4:47pm.
She should be riding "Hannah" out for all it's worth. She has no "real" talent.
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Oh she is riding something alright, and it aint' Hannah. That's her only real talent, just ask Billy Ray.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Here's Miley
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
She should be riding "Hannah" out for all it's worth. She has no "real" talent.
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Ive had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
@ Mr. President and Paquita:
To me she looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids. And I hate that little whore pout she always does while lifting up her shirt for her naughty Myspace photo shoots.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
good riddance, glad that loud mouthed/what accent is that?/no talent is going!
and the real star of Disney Selena Gomez is given (more)the spotlight she so well deserves. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrlauwzGrRA
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