Miley And Billy Ray Just Don't Give An Eff!
Looks like this country bumpkin and her possum-haired pa are turning into some greedy ass motherfuckers. What's the matter, you don't have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?
Sounds to me like Billy Ray has been filling Miley's head full of raccoon shit. Apparently, her TV show "Hannah Montana" isn't making enough scratch to support his mullet habit and his wife's other lil' chilluns. So he needs his cash cow to make more cash.
Doesn't this heartless hillbilly care about her little fans?! 30-year-old dues who live in their mothers basement and eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner will be heartbroken and devastated!
According to TMZ, sources say Miley is acting like a brat, showing up late to the set and pissing off the cast and crew. They also claim Billy Ray has told people on the set that they're only going to do twelve more episodes and then they're out. But the whore machine known as Disney insisted that they finish the twenty-four episode season and will be doing another six episodes. I'm sure there's also contracts involved to prevent any quitting or firing from happening.
Billy and Miley would be extremely stupid to dump her TV show. I mean, what will they do when her singing career tanks and they can't afford all those back country luxuries.....like moonshine and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Here's a few pictures of Miley with a friend and some blended coffee drinks in Los Angeles yesterday. That's right. That ho knows better than to buy a Starbucks Frapp. That drink is off-limits! There's only one pork-rind-lovin' popstar in Los Angeles who gets to drink those things.
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Submitted by Paige123 on September 21, 2008 - 3:32pm
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Don't worry, if she dumps her contract with diznee she's done. They don't let their property walk away and no one ever gets to leave without their permission.
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Frito: Miley is fugly as hell. She needs to drive her mobile home back to the woods.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
FritoDorito, I'm with you! She's FUGLY!! She looks like a chipmunk. She's obnoxious. And I can't belive they sell "art wall" of Hanna Montana, I see it in Target as well. I hate that my boyfriend thinks "she's so cute."
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
that's right miley and the possum haired gang, bite the hand that feeds you...want to know your future? ask hilary duff how's life treating her after leaving her stupid show...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Am I the only one that thinks that Miley is just butt ugly? I'm tired of going into my local Target and being bombarded with this Hannah Montana shit.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
what is that thing under his lip? he almost looked better with the mullet!!
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?
She'll end up like LiLo and Possum will be the new Dina.
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Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 12:18pm.
That explains why all the neighbourhood dogs are hanging around your porch.
Too bad they punctured the ball with their teeth or we could play a game of bouncing the ball off the church windows from your wasp infested gravel driveway.
....I've said too much.
Submitted by patty cake on September 21, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Do they fuck?
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Ater seeing that VF pic of them...
most probably.
Here it is for anyone that hasn't seen it
http://thomay.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/miley-cyrus-without-clothes-va...
Fathers & daughtes do NOT pose like that. Creepy.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Miley DESPERATELY wants to go down the Lohan "post-Mean Girls, pre-rehab" trajectory, you could just tell when she started flashing peace signs and getting too-cool-for-school-stank-faced in her pictures. Never happening. FAIL.
She's not all that. The next big thing is just around the corner (Miranda Cosgrove), and Miley will be as forgotten as yesterday's pop tart (to wit: Tiffany). She's just not that supertalented.
Please reference Too Big For Their Britches: Farrah Fawcett and David Caruso.
The only thing cool these cyrus douches have ever done is be in the same vicinity as crazy ass awesome mother fucker David lynch
Even then Billy ray was playing a vapid douche in Mulholland dr.
A douche at all times
I tried to watch the montana show once to see what the hubbub was bout and couldn't get through 3 minutes...she's a whiny brat-he's a douche
Did I say he's a douche?
This explains the high profile romance with the 20 year old (closeted) underwear model. She will act out more and more to try to get Disney to let her go.
And what a bad career move. She is not aging well, she is not even as cute as she was last year. She is looking like her older half sister more and more. A few coochie flashes over the next few years and that will be all we see or hear from her from then on. No talent, no looks, no career. Alienating the only fan base she has is really stupid, but she seems determined to speed up her expiration date and run her bandwagon off the nearest cliff.
Submitted by TITS on September 21, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ah choice! I can use it later to siphon gas out of your RV.
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LOLOLOL!!! *sigh*.. like I have gas in my RV. That's where the moonshine is.
Whenever I see this chick I hear "SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOUUUUU!!!"
Is that nonsense even music? Go be a fifteen year old! She looks like she's pushing twenty-three.
She's starting to look like the Geico caveman -- got to strike while the statch is hot.
BTW, it's really creepy that the dad has to be involved in EVERYTHING...you barely see her with her mom and siblings but Billy boy is always around...something in the milk ain't clean
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
People say Miley Cyrus is like Hilary Duff, however, Hilary's debut album did very well after she left "Lizzie McGuire". Her second one did good as well and the reason the third one didn't take off [[even though it is a great album...and yes, I listened to it]], was because it was a lot more mature, and a lot of parents freaked out about it...but at least Hilary didn't become "sexy" until after she turned 18 and when she was huge, you never heard about her being drunk, flashing her hooha, or anything of that sort. She's one of the very few stars that survived the bad effects of the Child Star Syndrome...where as Miley on the other hand is going down to Hohan and Brit Brit land.
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
I do not like her and hope she fades away into obscurity.Her dad is mega nasty.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ah choice! I can use it later to siphon gas out of your RV.
Billy Ray will be "Possum Haired Pa" to me from now on.
"They are not only "asshats" they are a whole fucking "ass ensemble"!
Submitted by TITS on September 21, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Don't joke Speakit. I've been served beverages in a jar before.
Never quite sure if they managed to get them really clean - you know in the pushed out bits that collect scum.
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ahhh.... no worries! I have a hillbilly straw. {hands TITS a cut section of garden hose}
As much as Miley annoys me, that Demi Lovato chick bugs me more. Her smile, and that damn breathy singing.......UGH.
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Don't joke Speakit. I've been served beverages in a jar before.
Never quite sure if they managed to get them really clean - you know in the pushed out bits that collect scum.
I have been waiting for billy ray to GO AWAY ever since the first pukariffic strains of achy breaky fart were heard. but I suspect that all this on the set of hannah montana is more miley than billy ray. I used to know some folks who were in the know as far as country "music" and he's not a troublemaker. so unless he has completely changed... miley is up to something.
Submitted by putas on September 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
Miley's new veneers are to teeth what Lee Press On Nails are to manicures.
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No shit eh? They sure didn't last very long.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
I hate this arrogant little bitch.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by TITS on September 21, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 11:32am.
and don't forget old tires used as flower planters.
and the white plastic chainlinks attached to lawn darts pushed into the lawn to serve as a fence.
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OMG YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW! Would you care for a drink? **gets out 'special' mason jars for company**
Submitted by speakit on September 21, 2008 - 11:32am.
and don't forget old tires used as flower planters.
and the white plastic chainlinks attached to lawn darts pushed into the lawn to serve as a fence.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
Do they fuck?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
How dare you mention PBR in the same breath as the Cyruses. I'll have you know that is QUALITY beer! If you're a broke college student.
Won't miss either.
If she didn't have the TV show she wouldn't have gotten the record deal. Her dad is an idiot if he doesn't realize that no show means no draw for her records. I have no idea why a guy who went into has been status at one point would want to piss off Disney.
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Alana Smithee
Miley's new veneers are to teeth what Lee Press On Nails are to manicures.
Since Billy's career tanked eons ago, Miley is his little moneymaker probably whoring her out till she turns 18. Then she can quit the show or whatever and try to do a Hilary Duff type singing career...which didn't work out so well for Duff anyway, but at least she didn't get impregnated by stupid Joel Madden! That was an excellent career move to decide to break up with that douchebag! Look where it's gotten poor Nicole (although she wasn't going anywhere in the first place either)! Damn Miley and her chipmunk cheeks...does she have bulimia or something!?
Your face!
Submitted by Albatross on September 21, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I am soooo sick of this little twat. But the guy she's dating is BANGIN'!!
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You're right Alby and you can bet he's banged the chipmunk. She's acting just like she's gotten a little dick. She thinks she's the shit now that she's been laid probably all of five times. Add that to the crap her daddy's blowing up her ass and you've got the perfect little brat monster. What an ungrateful little bitch! I hope Demi and Selena snatch the fans right out from under her. Oh yeah, and if I see her make that peace sign one more time I'm going to spit!
It's Hilary Duff Syndrome. Soon as Lizzie McGuire went through the roof and someone told her she could sing, she quit the show that made her (cough) famous. She decided to focus more on music. Sure she does a movie here and there but like all teen stars..they come, they go. And Miley is digging her own career grave. She can't play Hannah Montana forever but guarantee the minute HM goes off the air, her *star* will fade. Hope they invested those big bucks shes made wisely or she may be robbing a Waffle House for $65 and a chop steak dinner in a few years.
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Miley should talk to Hilary Duff about how her career is going since Lizzie McGuire went extinct.
Submitted by Santa Ana Winds on September 21, 2008 - 2:29pm.
"What's the matter, you don't have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?"
LMAO you're so funny!
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That was funny! But there's a problem.. Firebirds are for feathered haired chicks named Tiffany or Amber, who listen to cock rock hair bands.
A hillbilly would have a rusted out Ford pick up.. trust. I can get pics.
W/out DISNEY she would just be another kid trying to make it. She at least owes Disney to finish contract.
Off topic question: Does anyone know if MK is going to be live blogging the Emmys tonight?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I guess Papa Cyrus has decided she's been holding the peen of some producer long enough. Time to move onto the next peen that screams "cha-ching" a little louder than the last one. Wash your hand & rinse out your mouth, Miley..time to move on.
"What's the matter, you don't have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?"
LMAO you're so funny!
Miley looks like the cat lady in the photo that she is whit Billi ray
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Fuck those ignorant inbreds. I hope he does pull her off Hannah Montana. This way she will be old news in about 30 seonds after she is gone. Let em go back to the hills, live off the royalities of Achy breaky heart and eat road kill.
YES Future Rosanne Arnold. Bang on there.
All I can think of when this persons name comes up is her screeching out 'what evah' about some disease in that vid where a whole bunch of older more talented women were also over-emoting, they just did it WAY better.
~~ Tolerant Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclOTgJrPBA
Don't worry MK, I know a few of those dudes that live in mom's basement and they're all about Selena Gomez now.
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Stop it with the peace sign sh*t. more like peace to my arse. her hair looks like sh*t always. as if she just got laid. go away with ur daddy future hollyweird prosti
I think we've already established that mr. possum hair is a brainless grifter who's trying to squeeze every penny out of his meal ticket daughter before hollyweird tosses her in the 'has been' pile.
But then again... so is diznee.
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She looks like Sanjaya in that last picture!
She's going to crash and burn. South Park predicted this one too accurately.
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