Miley And Billy Ray Just Don't Give An Eff!
Looks like this country bumpkin and her possum-haired pa are turning into some greedy ass motherfuckers. What's the matter, you don't have enough Firebirds sitting on cinderblocks in your front yard?
Sounds to me like Billy Ray has been filling Miley's head full of raccoon shit. Apparently, her TV show "Hannah Montana" isn't making enough scratch to support his mullet habit and his wife's other lil' chilluns. So he needs his cash cow to make more cash.
Doesn't this heartless hillbilly care about her little fans?! 30-year-old dues who live in their mothers basement and eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner will be heartbroken and devastated!
According to TMZ, sources say Miley is acting like a brat, showing up late to the set and pissing off the cast and crew. They also claim Billy Ray has told people on the set that they're only going to do twelve more episodes and then they're out. But the whore machine known as Disney insisted that they finish the twenty-four episode season and will be doing another six episodes. I'm sure there's also contracts involved to prevent any quitting or firing from happening.
Billy and Miley would be extremely stupid to dump her TV show. I mean, what will they do when her singing career tanks and they can't afford all those back country luxuries.....like moonshine and Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Here's a few pictures of Miley with a friend and some blended coffee drinks in Los Angeles yesterday. That's right. That ho knows better than to buy a Starbucks Frapp. That drink is off-limits! There's only one pork-rind-lovin' popstar in Los Angeles who gets to drink those things.
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parissucksliterally on September 21, 2008 - 2:11pm
Yep, and they were on NETWORK TV.
Did they really kill David Caruso's character off???
I don't watch that show anymore but I keep seeing the previews.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Unfortunately, this possum-teen will be rich for the rest of her inbred life.
And that's what makes me think there is no God.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 21, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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Haha, yes.
Her voice is the most grating thing ever.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Well, to be honest, Billy Ray sounds like he's doing damage control. His brat is getting outta control cuz she's bored and he's tryna get out before she does too much damage. You know, like a three year old in the grocery store. Of course - I always blame that on the fluorescent lights a little bit - and I'd do the same here.
But, what Billy's gonna learn is that, the kid needs discipline; not saving. She's gotta finish what she's started and thank her lucky stars she's got a job at all because she really is quite talentless. If she's smart she'll take her money when she's done and go off to veterinary school.
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This girl really bugs me. She's the polar opposite of Jessica Alba with her perma smile and constant V sign flashing hand. I totally see her like the future Roseanne Arnold on the Roseanne Show.
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biting the hand that feeds them....look how well things turned out for Shelley Long and David Caruso. That guys couldn't get a job for 10 years.
Backwoods greedy assholes.
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When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
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Of course she's a little bratty hwore.
She'll be knocked up by next spring, watch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I love when no-talent tv starts get a little bit famous and they think they are to good for the shitty show that made then famous or any tv show
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
He is a David -Spade-haired mother fucker who has a Lohan -in- the -making.
Sooooooo GROSS
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Well, when the Hannah Montana thing tanks, she can always give waitressing a shot. She's got a handle on them thur frapps!
And she looks like a chipmunk who's storing nuts in it's cheeks for the winter.
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Every time I see that hank o' hair under Billy's lip I can't help but thinking he's growing a merkin for Miley. Their constant touching each other gives me the major creeps.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Thank god for that! Dirty hamster faced freak.
She wants to move to Nickelodeon, where the teen actresses are expected to put out for the execs a la Jamie Lynn. Miley's natural habitat.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
So once again we see someone from 'Hollywood' letting fame go to their head. Don't worry. Karma will kick em in the ass.
And her cheeks are WAY too big. Seriously, she looks like she has the mumps in the first and third thumbnail. And her posture is atrocious. I just don't get the attraction to her. Not cute or pretty, not talented, so I guess she was marketed right, huh?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I knew this would happen. Miley will turn exactly like Britney and Lindsay in a few years only with more money. I picture Miley having some big scandals and that annoying ass Courtney Love voice...
Sell them while they're young daddy, just like pimp daddy papa Joe did.
first of all she's not that cute...and i feel like she's been "15" for the last three years...she'll be washed up and used by "17"...
What was I saying about country music the other day? Here are two examples of blah.
This girl is more annoying than words can convey.
I am soooo sick of this little twat. But the guy she's dating is BANGIN'!!
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The less Hannah Montana episodes, the better.