Be Still My Heart
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, my coffee tastes like rainbows, Home Depot has closed for the day and that's because there are new pictures of the ginger gayelle goddess known as ROJO CALIENTE! If the Internet suddenly crashes forever, that's okay, because I have my Rojo fix. I want to put on a pair of oversized pleated Dockers, slip into some Birkenstocks, drape a flannel shirt over my chest and then lay down next to these pictures for the rest of the afternoon.
I was praying to the lesbian gods above for some kind of Rojo sighting soon, because Christmas is coming and I'm in dire need of the perfect card. My head will fit perfectly on Cynthia Caliente's body. I thank her for wearing strapless, because my shoulders are my best feature. Although, I wish Cynthia would have helped me out by putting a green screen over her head. Oh well, she can remember that for the future.
The reclusive gayelle beauty made a rare appearance at HBO's Emmy party last night with her less-glamorous half. Rojo looked stunning in a suit from Big and Tall's exclusive black label.
Cynthia is the luckiest woman in the universe. Even Jennifer Coolidge can't believe her eyes! Yes, Jennifer, it's Rojo Caliente time!
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You and your ginger fetish:).....Did Pipi longstocking and the next door neighbor girl from small wonder and troop beverly hills have a impact on you as a boy?
Snowy- Just as long as I don't get too much details! Eek! Please, nothing about snail trails and juices. It was probably really boring anyway, like they met at some charity event. I like my jail idea better. :) It goes with my personality of always being attracted to the bad boys.
LMAO IG bust a nut! ;)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Nits, I've given it a bit more thought, and I think she's more of an "Elaine" kind of gal. ;-)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
EvilShoe LOL remember that?!?!!? ha ha!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by islandgirl on September 22, 2008 - 8:27am.
I dunno about a 'Foot Loose' move, but I'm pretty sure she could bust a nut.
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Hag! LMFAO! You know I just choked on my coffee!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by snowpiece on September 22, 2008 - 9:21am.
How did they meet?
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I'm not sure but was Rojo with her when she asked that lady in the park if she could use the sandwich baggie she threw in the garbage? That seemed like the crazy was just about to be unleashed with that one.
She actually looks more femenine in the side shots. She should make sure they only take front shots so she'll be able to keep up with her image better.
thanks KD, I'm dying to hear the whole sordid tale....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Rojo's sugar mama has plenty of cash, can't she get her suits tailored? And put on a belt for heaven's sake! Other than that, she is a true gayelle goddess.
I'm not even sure it's possible but is Rojo getting more manly looking with time?
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Dick happens! - MK
Snowy- this is the best I could do. Found this on IMDB:
Has lived together with education activist Christine Marinoni since 2004
And I also found that she was arrested once for some eduction protest she was as, so maybe they met there, or in the jail stay afterwards! :)
Submitted by NitWitty on September 22, 2008 - 8:25am.
@ IG, ITA. Danny Partridge comes to mind. You think she can bust a "Foot Loose" move tho?
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I dunno about a 'Foot Loose' move, but I'm pretty sure she could bust a nut.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
no thanks, if I wanted to dream of John Goodman, I coulda done that when Roseanne was on.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I love how she busts out Old Girl for special occasions. Like a special party dress.
Someone needs to get a hold of Cynthia or her agent and alert her of Mk's devotion. She has to know by now. Shit like this can't stay secret forever.
@ IG, ITA. Danny Partridge comes to mind. You think she can bust a "Foot Loose" move tho?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
MK, I seriously question your taste in women.
Stifflers MOM! Caliente!!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
How did they meet?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
So what is the Theme Song to Rojo Caliente Times??
Ooo, shiny pants!
Something about Rojo reminds me of a naughty little boy. Not evil exactly, just mischievous. And no matter what they do, you just can't stay mad at them.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Ah, that washes away the Josh Groban.....
:chuckle:
You gotta hand it to Cynthia, she's not afraid of ridicule...
Surely, God is a ginge. MK, you need to buy a lottery ticket. Oh, lucky day! Now, if only Shawna and PP would go gayelle for each other. A new world order.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Does MK just really like red heads ? Chicken cutlets and Rojo.........
..All Rojo's will come to thee who wait....
OMG MK you must be so thrilled! God, Rojo, no matter how much I love her I don't really like to look at her.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "