There's A Butchie In Your Lap
HoHan doesn't need to worry about photographers getting pictures of her flappy honey ham crotch curtains anymore, because SamRo is there to shield their cameras. That's what butch girlfriends are for. And while she's down there, she might as well as tongue flick on HoHan's matchstick.
The back alleyway version of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon cuddled for the cameras at TV Guide's after-Emmy party in Los Angeles last night. HoHan looks like a New Jersey morning-shift stripper desperately trying to look extra classy for a family wedding, but I can forgive her. She topped the look off with a baby dyke and that is the must-have accessory of the year.
I just wish SamRo would stop making those Guido douche faces! It looks like she's queefing and farting at the same time. It's not hot. She obviously wants to be on Hot Chicks with Douchebags AGAIN!
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She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Dying laughing @ there's a butchie in your lap! Bwhwhahahhahaha
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Awww! They look a little grimy but they're so cute.
At this point I'm offended by people who call this relationship fake, as if a girl who used to date guys can't possibly be a lesbian or bisexual.
Besides, why would she be with some not-glamorous DJ no one had heard of before if it was fake?
The debris from the breakup of this faux-elle farce will surpass Heche levels. SamRo looks like one bitch you *don't* want to fuck over. I hope Lohan lets her down easy when she is pulled back to peen.
I wonder how Linds is getting by without the peen. SamRo must strap... but it's still not the same as a real life peen. Hmmm....
Speakit. I know all tooo well that nothing gets you out of work quicker, then telling your male boss about Aunt Flo stopping by. He says "ew, Stay home, don't bloody up me bloody office!" *slams down phone* lol..
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Ok what did you lie about? what was your lie, I might use it!
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It wasn't anything clever. I just said I wasn't feeling well because I have cramps, which Aunt Flo is still here but I feel fine.
*sticks little know-it-all piggie nose in*
*clears throat*
Espera de Corti, AKA Iron Eyes Cody, the actor in the anti-pollution ad, was actually Sicilian.
*sticks tongue out*
Nannnee nannee nannnee!
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I really hate myself because I think Hohan looks good in these pics. She's looking a little better these days, not so haggard. Maybe she's finally using moisturizer on her face or something. Or smoking less cigarettes. SamRo needs to wash her damn hair already!
Your face!
Speakit! *laughs* hahahaaa, you got in trouble!!!! OMG OMG OMG,I just realized One Tree Hill comes on tonight!! Ok what did you lie about? what was your lie, I might use it!
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Submitted by Candy Blackmail on September 22, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Off-topic but...the actor who starred in the commercial is not native American.
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But he PLAYED one in the PSA.
GAWD DAMN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE INNOCENT REFERENCE!!! *cries* I mean.. *indian tear* :P
@TITS - what's a 'dutch' tear?
Off topic some more: I got out of doing something I didn't want to do by LYING.. I LIED. Well, my excuse was something true but not true at this moment. So that's still dishonest..I'm a lowly person.
:(
I took indian tear to mean something more akin to a 'dutch' tear.
~~ Don Rickles w/ Anthony Quinn, Ricardo Montalban & Marcel Marceau: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYFN9Xs_NI
I just wish SamRo would stop making those Guido douche faces!
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Aw! Those are little lezzie boy faces! I love those faces! Bitch!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That's a mini Rojo right there.
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Dick happens! - MK
You KNOW Sam has practiced those tough butch faces in the mirror of her walk-in boot closet.
"Sono le feci dal Signore" - D. Galas
Isn't there a stipper pole or something that Blohan should be greasing up?
Off-topic but...the actor who starred in the commercial is not native American.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 9:46am.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 10:41am.
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Oh chillax. I didn't mean anything negative. That was a famous commercial. The whole dramatic climax was the single tear rolling down his face.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
I still don't understand why they're taking her picture her career was over 2 years ago go away Hohan.
Speakit! OMG you have a switchblade comb, well of course you can brush my hair w/ it! make sure it's parted down th middle!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:11am.
haha Speakit! Well we can fix that for you.. You just scalp 2 lil indian girls jumping on a bed, then their hair will fit your head! Stop looking at my hair tho. Stop it!!!
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Sweet! But not one of the ones who fell off and bumped their head cuz I want my new hair to be flawless.
Can I comb your hair? .. don't worry, this is a switchblade comb.. promise.
OnTopic: The woman to the right of Lindsay probably smells fish.
At least she's back to being a redhead; SamRO has accomplished something good....
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
They look kind of cute.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Speaking of "cutters" and certainly not to defame anyone....i'm on this subcommittee that meets on Sundays and the "chair" of this group lately has been wearing sleeveless shirts and I noticed that on the upper half of the arms (near the shoulders), both arms have similar old scars. they're like thin and an inch long and more than 50 if I had to give a number. Does anyone here know...could those have been sustained from an accident or is my friend a former cutter? Of course, none of my business. Just axing.
Maybe shes just really clumsy when it comes to handling paper? Dunno.
haha Speakit! Well we can fix that for you.. You just scalp 2 lil indian girls jumping on a bed, then their hair will fit your head! Stop looking at my hair tho. Stop it!!!
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Looking at that picture, reminds me that this ain't no love affair...I have seen more chemistry between a nerd with a Menthos and a Diet Coke!
@Okie,
I miss your running pot plant.
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
I'll be back in thirty
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:06am.
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pfft.. it wouldn't work. I have a big head, so her scalp wouldn't fit on mine. :(
Xxyxz.. yayayayaya!! Glad you got it!My lil Indian buddy!
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and WHY do they still take pictures of these two??? Its all so fake that i cant stand to watch them anymore.
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Speakit *puts gel n your hair* Better? I'm barely any Cherokee,but I do have an indian card.. Muah! I get benefits, like School & medical. So, uh, let me get this straight, You want to SCALP your friend for her hair?? Nice one, speakit, real nice!
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I'm half tlingit indian... Please no cling-on jokes...or jokes about being born in Alaska..
I was born there and moved to California .....So there
Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 22, 2008 - 7:55am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:20am.
All good points, NYA. RFLMAO @
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I agree that Linds will return to guys when this is over. Sort of like the Ellen D and Ann Heiche episode. It is "in style" to be lesbian right now - hence all the college girls making out when they are drunk-, so I see a lot of pretend gayelles who will go back to guys when it is out of style. Linds is preparing her memoirs like Anne H.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 10:49am.
*pets your furry lil head*
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what is with you and messing up my hair?!?!
so are you 100% N.A.? Which tribe?
if you bring stuff up like that, I get all curious. One of my BFF's is only 1/4 Cherokee, but she inherited the hair. I WANT HER HAIR.
Yes!!! thanks. I wanted to call but it didn't werk:( But I got one yesterday
Xxyxz.. Any mail?
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just make sure it's B...
LONG story
Oklahoma..
I got a new celly...
damn prison gaurd put my other cellmate in solitary!
j/k CML
DD, I loves a good scalping myself!! *shows you a knife* NO, that's not a knife.. This is a knife.. *whips out Crocodile Dundee knife*
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One of the comments in the link termed her a "Hermaphrodouche". Love it.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:20am.
On the contrary DD, I think lindsay is smart. Is Lindsay the most beautifullest and talented actress you know? Hell no, people like her and I will even venture to say Paris, are people who shrewedly know what they need to do to become, sustain, and hopefully secure future fame. Fame never just happens, like as if it fell out of a tree. Someone put the seeds in the ground and watered that shit so that metaphorically they'd become famous.
As far as cutters are concerned, the experience is suppose to be something of a culminated physical and emotional release. Cutters usually say after they have released blood they feel more at peace and tranquil, thats what liquor is for but whatever. I actually wanted to try it once after having seen an episode on cutters a while back, but then I though about the future, like with the situation with your boss, and how something stupid like this could come back to haunt me later on, so I nixed the idea.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
LMAO!! Morning hotstuff Xxyxz!! Oh is that a bear skin bikini you're wearing!? *growls at you* Welcome!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 7:41am.
Speakit! *glares* sounds like my husband has got to you. that's something he would say to 'rile' me up. I'm native americn.. WELL I'm Indian,but usually can't say that cause, well, you know. but He always tries to get me by saying something like "oh indian w/a tear" blah blah. hmph!!! *crosses arms* *cries*
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Not to cause a food fight here, but Okie, if my husband said something to rile me up and I was N.A., I might say something like "you should sleep with one eye open cuz i might SCALP ya!"
(of course, that's just a JOKE and only a few or even 1 tribe did scalping which was actually taught to them by the Europeans.)
*Runs Away*
*enters tee pee sexy-like*
In the first thumb, SamRo looks genuinely happy, while LiHo is just posing. Is Lindsay playing that girl or what?
This affair gives her lots of press. I don't care who she's fucking around with, but it's obviously getting her more attention than she deserves. And mind games aren't fun!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 22, 2008 - 7:47am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:10am.
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You make a good case, NYAPPLES, but the idea of Lindsay thinking at those deeper levels defies gravity. But I am certainly willing to give the benefit of the doubt, since I don't know her personally (as the retards from PH have pointed out 80 million times)
Speakit! hahah, I know.. I's just joking w/ you!!
*pets your furry lil head*
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 22, 2008 - 7:39am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:03am.
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Thanks very much! of course, google!!! I've always been curious about cutters...seems to me the trend began in the early 90's. But I'll have to research that. It's just....well, just an interest. Not meant to demoralize or fetishize - just wondering what the cause of the action is...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:10am.
Lindsay gives us money grubbing ho's a bad name. I dont know if the relationship is based on her need of money from SamRo. I Know Sam comes from a wealthy family, etc. however I dont think lindsay is that hard up, and there are plenty of wealthy men who would love to date such a high profile starlet. I think if anything it comes back to her want to be something of an iconic and ground breaking actress but in a "daring way". Angelina Jolie when she stepped on to the scene was this sort of weird thing, those huge lips, exotic look, the bisexuality, and the "im so complicated" aura. That I think since then many people have wanted to replicate. Even look at the rise of huge lips craze after Angelina became famous. Anyways back to lindsay, I think this is her trying to simply add on to her future "e true hollywood story" to come of as more complex, and multi layered, and deep, especially at a time when the publics love for her began to turn into them looking down at her in a sympathetic but "over it" manner.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 10:41am.
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Oh chillax. I didn't mean anything negative. That was a famous commercial. The whole dramatic climax was the single tear rolling down his face.
Trust, I ain't racist.