Dear Jamie Lynn, Please Get Yourself A Photo Printer
A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you're at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won't hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.
According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.
JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.
Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit's lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.
Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL's titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.
And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!
Image: INFDaily.com
What a total fucking idiot! I laughed when reading that! With all that money JL has they don't have a fucking computer with a printer that they could insert the memory card in and print out the pictures? You can even get fancy glossy paper to print it out like actual pictures instead of computer paper! Shit even my broke ass has that! He is a total fucking moron.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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no you don't want a job doing that. haven't you seen 'one hour photo'?! that film scared the hell out of me. and i went to see it on my birthday :(
She can't afford a printer that prints photos? What a cheap ass.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on September 22, 2008 - 5:20pm.
is it true cats hate citrus? Our cat piddled on the area rug a few weeks ago, and I keep catching her sniffing at it. Someone told me that lemon or other citrus smells will keep cats away...is this true?
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I know that my cats/dogs/rats whatever never liked citronella - I stumbled on that (happily) by accident.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I guarantee you that this poor child will be *begging* Ma Jamie and Pa Casey to not pick her up at or drop her off at school. She will mortified by their stupidity.
Fuck the pix of JL's tits - where's the pix of Casey's magic wand? That's what I wanna see...
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is it true cats hate citrus? Our cat piddled on the area rug a few weeks ago, and I keep catching her sniffing at it. Someone told me that lemon or other citrus smells will keep cats away...is this true?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
This one is easy peasey japaneasy.
Take one of the MANY pictures of britneys saggy sacks, preferably the pic where she's wearing a thin white see through top with a tie in the front, and pshop jl's face on it. I bet that saggy big brown nipped tits that point south runs in the family.
ew. wtf did i just type?
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She needed duplicates.....get a card reader or download the photos from your camera to your pc and DUPLICATE THEM YOURSELVES and buy a nice ink jet printer and some photo paper and that's that... I have lint for a bank account and I still have photo paper and a printer and I don't feel sorry for her. What is all this of age crap I was under 19 and I had all sorts of perves after me on me whatevering at me and there was no concern from my parents or the police... today just sucks hey and hell she's had a kid for eff sakes! Nah it was the immaculate freaking conception definitley she's a virgin. You should go to prison for just wanting to care about this person.
meanwhile, if anyone knows where a photo can be found of Casey with his parts hangin out can be found, by all means post it. He's of an age where I can say that isnt he?
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She looks very exhausted and stressed out from being a single Mommy. And having to miss her Senior Prom. And being too stupid to use a condom.
Grandma's too busy schilling her shitty book to even think about helping her teenage daughter through this traumatic time.
They should probably sue Wal-Mart. They are EVIL after all!
Your face!
Awww. Walmart ruined the surprise! That-there was the Christmas card picture!
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 22, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
I love the words "Federal Porn Investigation" hahahaaa,, When did they first have to invent such a thing?? Totally Cool!
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My first thought was, what does the government seal look like for that. It's all in the logo!
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LMAO. Good question.. Maybe a dick w/ a mark across it..
OfT. This girl came in to pay her insurance, And totally just smoked a joint.. So obvious, the way she sprayed perfume to cover the smell. I'm so jelly. She was really nervous, and shakey when handing me her payment slip.. I just looked at her and smiled, gave her kind of a hard time, just cause I can.. Muahahaha!!
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I've got lots of white vinegar. I use that to clean, too (bathroom sinks and showers). I'll try that first!
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Submitted by hannie on September 22, 2008 - 1:27pm.
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LllTBW2-EY
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Ha! That video starts RIGHT after the one (part of it) I'm talking about! I've never been able to find it again...
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"Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 11:20am.
Thank you. I have heard of that and we have a PetCo close by. I am also going to try the eucalyptus oil that greenfinch recommended. "
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And if those don't work, white vinegar is a really good cleaner too. But we've always had great luck with Nature's Miracle. One of our cats used to pee in our laundry basket so we've run it through the washer before and it worked.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LllTBW2-EY
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Submitted by kacky on September 22, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
now that you mention it, it does kind of apply to all of us, doesn't it
Meanwhile, who wants to bet that JL is a raging bitch?
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You know, I saw this video on youtube once, when JL was little...and someone had a camera behind Britney's back while she was getting her hair done and JL snuck up on her. When Britney turned around she looked like she was gonna beat the shit out of her big sister style. And then she saw the camera and she was all: "come here, cutie" and she squeezed her REALLY tight and gave her a big kiss.
Also, I saw this girl who used to be on that show on a TMZ vid and she said straight-up (ok, in a round about way) that JL is a bitch - she said she was having serious trouble with some of the diva attitudes on the set which is why she left...
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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I don't have a suggestion so I'm not much help, but check the label of the product you decide to use / don't use heat setting when you try it.
Who knows if any of this stuff is flammable when heat is applied....Good Luck and Safety First! :)
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Submitted by tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 12:17pm.
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Thank you. I have heard of that and we have a PetCo close by. I am also going to try the eucalyptus oil that greenfinch recommended.
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Kacky
It is the truth. Great life lesson too.
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shandi - we use something called Nature's Miracle, it's specifically for removing pet stains and orders. You can get it at most pet stores. It gets the piss smell out of carpets, clothes, the sofa (blech) pretty much everything.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
now that you mention it, it does kind of apply to all of us, doesn't it
Meanwhile, who wants to bet that JL is a raging bitch? She just has that hillbilly princess, I'm cute so I ain't-a-gonna swallow aura.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
There is always a reason for inappropriate peeing.
I just like that sentence a whole bunch. It made me giggle :)
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And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!
Oh no, Michael Kay!!!! Don't leave us DListedloonies!
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Submitted by greenfinch on September 22, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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Thank you! I haven't tried that yet (never heard of that) so it can't hurt! My only worry is that so far I have NEVER found anything that can overpower the smell of cat urine. It is just horrible! I'll try spraying the eucalyptus oil directly into the dryer and then running it.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Shandi,
White vinegar works really well with cat piss. Soak the lint vent in hot water and vinegar for a few hours. That is likely where the smell is lingering.
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Shandi: I have never tried this, but I know several people who swear by it: http://www.nokout.com/home/testimonia/
Good luck!
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Shandi, you may have to get someone to take the dryer apart. It sounds like the cat pee got outside of the drum and the bleach is not reaching it. Good luck. Meanwhile, is Kitty trying to tell you something, or maybe has a UTI? As the resident cat lady on my block, there is always a reason for inappropriate peeing.
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Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Hey guys, off topic but I need some help. My son's stupid cat got into the dryer (that I left open) and pissed on the clothes. I immediately washed them in hot water and they are fine. I bleached out the inside of the dryer, but after a few days, the smell came back. So I bleached it again, wiped down every square inch. Smell came back. So I sprayed a shitload of bleach in there and ran the dryer. Smell left but now it is back. What can I do? I don't want to have to buy a new dryer.
go to your health food store or drug store and buy some eucalyptus oil. its perfect for removing smells and stains.
http://www.femhealth.com/eucalyptusoil.html
Aside from the large, lactating chichis, she looks about 12 or 14 in this pic.
shandi on September 22, 2008 - 9:48am.
Yes, I remember those! My mother still has one and will only use THAT kind of a camera. She won't even use a 110 or a 35mm camera, let alone jump into the digital age. She doesn't even have a computer even though we offered to get her one. She doesn't want it. She frustrates me.I mean, it's 2008 and she uses a freakin Polaroid camera! That's like listening to 8 track tapes!
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Hahahahaaa thats okay. My bio dad lives in a camper and only uses a computer at his local library. He is "off the grid". I don't talk to him. He refuses to move forward.
To shandi--> It's not that the smell is back. I think the cat pissed itself again.
I heard some gay kittens commited suicide
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Hey guys, off topic but I need some help. My son's stupid cat got into the dryer (that I left open) and pissed on the clothes. I immediately washed them in hot water and they are fine. I bleached out the inside of the dryer, but after a few days, the smell came back. So I bleached it again, wiped down every square inch. Smell came back. So I sprayed a shitload of bleach in there and ran the dryer. Smell left but now it is back. What can I do? I don't want to have to buy a new dryer.
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Frapps squirts out from her errr... teats
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
"Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 10:51am.
Now you just know that someone is actually going to try to do this!"
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I hope so! I need something to decorate my blank wall with at work! They would also make great refrigerator magnets to send out to potential clients...the possibilities are endless!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Before digital cams, I had a good buddy who owned a one-hour photo box. He used to collect and share the disgusting stuff that people dropped off for printing. This took place far from La., so I suspect the stupidity problem is global.
Oklahoma- sorry about your muffin, that sucks!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
I love the words "Federal Porn Investigation" hahahaaa,, When did they first have to invent such a thing?? Totally Cool!
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My first thought was, what does the government seal look like for that. It's all in the logo!
tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 12:49pm
And a free bonus sheet of Smiling Cheesus stickers, scratch and sniff of course, to mark off Spears family high holy days...
Like, the anniversary of Shitney losing her kids.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Speakit, I want a Spears calendar to send to MK for Christmas! I should market this, it would be an instant classic.
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Now you just know that someone is actually going to try to do this!
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Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Shandi remember the good old days when people used Polaroid instant pictures for all their booby pictures! Those were the days.
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I forgot to add that even if a celebrity used a Polaroid for a 'booby shot' today, you just know someone would 'accidentally' scan it and then it would 'accidentally' leak into the press!
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Speakit, I want a Spears calendar to send to MK for Christmas! I should market this, it would be an instant classic.
January - Features Casey pissing Jamie Lynn's name in the snow.
February - ahhh, the month of love. "Candid" shot of Britney and her latest bodyguard/paparazzi "boyfriend".
March - Spring is here! And that means new growth. Closeup of BritBrits roots *vomits*
April - April showers bring...photos of batshit crazy Brit beating the hell out of cars with her umbrella.
May - The boots! They really deserve their own page in the calendar.
June - I think Jamie's breastfeeding titty shot should go here.
July - It's summer! That means Britney in a Bikini *vomits again*
August - Spears family picknick! aka KFed molesting a picnic table while Britney poses for paps and pretends to feed SPF and JJ m&ms and beer.
September - *insert shot of Britney making an ass of herself at the MTV awards here*
October - awww, so cute! photo of SPF, JJ, and Jamie Lynn's baby dressing up as Foster Kids for Halloween.
November - Any shot will do. They are all turkeys.
December - Ho Ho and more Ho. Britney flashes her cooch for Santa.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@LCT: Check your PMs. I sent you a pic of my british lover. He is Brit/Irish. :O
Anygays I must be off. Tell me what you think rofl BYEEEEE
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Submitted by MargeAggedon on September 22, 2008 - 12:36pm.
That pic above is perfect.
It should be made into a poster with the words "Don't let this happen to you"
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Dildo. (typo - but I'm keeping it.)
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Gee, I wasn't aware that a breastfeeding mom was a sexy thing. You'd think most men would want a peek at ANY free boobage, but in my experience, if a baby is in the vicinity, they look everywhere but the breastal area. And I would find it creepy if it were any other way. Milk-producing breasts are not very pretty, IMO. They're veiny and look like they're ready to pop. But then again, I'm not a guy.
And I am simply shocked that JL is breastfeeding. Shocked. It makes me like her a little bit. I kind of just assumed that she would be giving it formula and trying to get back to partying.
Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Shandi remember the good old days when people used Polaroid instant pictures for all their booby pictures! Those were the days.
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Yes, I remember those! My mother still has one and will only use THAT kind of a camera. She won't even use a 110 or a 35mm camera, let alone jump into the digital age. She doesn't even have a computer even though we offered to get her one. She doesn't want it. She frustrates me.I mean, it's 2008 and she uses a freakin Polaroid camera! That's like listening to 8 track tapes!
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OH MARFA!!
What LCT said!!! Bring me an "ish" too!!!! I'm not picky!
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