Dear Jamie Lynn, Please Get Yourself A Photo Printer
A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you're at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won't hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.
According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.
JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.
Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit's lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.
Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL's titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.
And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!
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Shandi remember the good old days when people used Polaroid instant pictures for all their booby pictures! Those were the days.
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 22, 2008 - 12:41pm.
LOL LCT... I should show you the picture of my friend who was here for a semester. He lives in England and I am going to go visit him and try to lure him with my womanly charms. :3 He's delicious.
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Does he have British teefs? Damn, their accents are sooo sexy.
Dumb ass should have bought a color printer at Walmart instead.
Casey is a adult and JL is a minar so if they want to file charges it would be agains him for taking the picture in the first place , right??????????
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
LOL LCT... I should show you the picture of my friend who was here for a semester. He lives in England and I am going to go visit him and try to lure him with my womanly charms. :3 He's delicious.
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Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 11:34am.
shandi I like you but I am not gonna argue. That boy knows his baby momma is a "famous person". If he wants to take pictures of her feeding the youngin thats his business. But any dumb ass knows to use common sense for "private" pictures.
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Agreed. Even I said I would never take "private pictures" anywhere to be developed. I never take "private pictures" to begin with.
If he took in a memory card, though, doesn't that mean he just used the yellow machine to print pictures? In which case, don't you print them yourself, and then the machine supposedly deletes them when you are done? Which would mean Casey is a liar and he purposefully let these pictures 'leak'?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by FatMartha on September 22, 2008 - 12:32pm.
*cuddles Okie's toy and snuggles on LCT's tatas* Fanks... :3 At first I thought Okie said "hands you a cucumber." Hahaha. I was gonna be like THANK GOD, FINALLY.
It'll work out. I think I'm going to go to England this summer and study for a couple months so I will meet HOT BRITISH BOYSSSSS.
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Will you please bring an Irish one back for me?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
Sadly, they don't provide little travel tubes of KY in hotel bathrooms.
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Carry your own, girlfriend! I wouldn't even use hotel lotion on my legs if they were dry! It's always the cheap stuff. I carry my own lotion, shampoo, everything when I travel now. I don't use any of the hotel crap. It's just perfumey (is that word?) junk.
Hotel lotion - nothing good can ever come from using it;)
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That pic above is perfect.
It should be made into a poster with the words "Don't let this happen to you" sponsored by your local abortion clinic.
Just looking at the girl gives me cold chills. Ugh. That one little sperm can do so much damage!
If I'm going to ruin my life at least let me have some fun doing it. Like with drugs and alcohol.
That shit is the stuff horror movies are made of.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
Marfa,
Why is soldier boy out? Your decision? His? None of my business?
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I told him that instead of being preoccupied with the idea of him visiting me at school (he lives in Cali, I'm at school in Illinois) that I really needed to focus on my studies instead since this year is crucial for me to get into the education program. Then he said that the only reason I wanted him to go there is so that I could have sex with him and then make him leave. I was like, "Uh.... riiiiight.... because I totally couldn't sleep with ANY OF THE 400 GUYS ON THIS CAMPUS if I wanted to." Dumb twat. *growls* ANYBOB. It's okay though. He's not spoken to me since then and the feeling is mutual so I think it will just need some time to blow over.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Si mi putita!
shandi I like you but I am not gonna argue. That boy knows his baby momma is a "famous person". If he wants to take pictures of her feeding the youngin thats his business. But any dumb ass knows to use common sense for "private" pictures.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
yeah, call down to the front desk of th hotel, and say "I have a ring that's stuck on one of my fingers and need some Vasoline or KY sent up to my room post haste!"
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I suppose it is worth a shot. This is where being a guy is a benefit because they can use any ole lotion for that purpose. Gals gotta be careful. Guys are simple plumbing whereas gals - not so simple.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
*cuddles Okie's toy and snuggles on LCT's tatas* Fanks... :3 At first I thought Okie said "hands you a cucumber." Hahaha. I was gonna be like THANK GOD, FINALLY.
It'll work out. I think I'm going to go to England this summer and study for a couple months so I will meet HOT BRITISH BOYSSSSS.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Xxyxz.. Fixing to leave, I's call u n a min.. On ur cell?
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
El Bastardo,
"Hands up anyone who hasnt sliced up their cooters!!"
NO! The minute we say "Nope, never cut up the pie" then the pie gets cut! It's like saying i've never had a speeding ticket, then BAM!
Marfa,
Why is soldier boy out? Your decision? His? None of my business?
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Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I see where you are coming from now (wink), but almost any lotion will give you a bad reaction when you use it 'there'. Next time try KY? I bet that would get the job done, pain free!
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Sadly, they don't provide little travel tubes of KY in hotel bathrooms.
ohhhh! somebody has a siggy change!
yeah, call down to the front desk of th hotel, and say "I have a ring that's stuck on one of my fingers and need some Vasoline or KY sent up to my room post haste!"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I was at walmart yesterday!
don't be jellis h8terz...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
Ummmm, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. After 4 straight days of my grandma I needed a stress release.
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I see where you are coming from now (wink), but almost any lotion will give you a bad reaction when you use it 'there'. Next time try KY? I bet that would get the job done, pain free!
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ElB.. Ha! I didn't see you raise your hand!!
LCT, i think that guy may be sniffling cause he cut up his wang w/ those same scissors.. silly man. HE should have learned his lesson from what I talked aboot!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Walmart is the problem, trust.... ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Awwww Marfa, come and nestle your head in my tatas. All will be well.
FAtmartha, yeah, Your man doesn't come home til February, right? I remember you saying that somewhere, Poor thing, Both of you! *buys you cuddle teddy*
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Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 11:24am.
We are not snobs! Jamie Lynn can afford this printer:
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That printer's quality still cannot compare with prints made at Wal Mart or Walgreen's or CVS, etc. I'll take a WalMart print over a home-printed one anyday. Let's not pick on Jamie Lynn for this. Let's pick on the douche employee who stole personal pics of a customer.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
@LCT: Shit, I wish I saw stuff like that all the time. Alas, I go to a school of 700 in a town of 4500 in central Illinois. It's exciting if a helicopter flies over (no, really, people come out of teh dorms to watch). But, using my expertise from watching "Intervention" on YouTube, methinks that bitch is cracked out and desperate for more. That or he's just retarded.
Skool is going okay. Got two shitty teachers for my "Math for Life and Art" and my "Intro to Physical Science" class. Doesn't help that I already suck at math/science. EPIC FAIL. Um, told my guy in Iraq that he can't come visit me right when he gets home from tour and I think we're over. Oh and I'm PMSing.
I'm kinda pooey right now. lol D:
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 22, 2008 - 11:20am.
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It's not snobbiness. It's just that part of the fun of having a digital camera is being able to print the ones you want in the privacy of your own home. That way you aren't subject to ridicule from Wal-Mart employees for that sneak attack shot of you on the toilet type photos.
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But sometimes it is snobbiness. I mean, LOTS of us go to Wal Mart and it doesn't mean we are white trash. I go there to get my pictures printed because 1) it is cheaper and 2) they are of MUCH better quality than the ones printed at home. I don't have a digital camera so I can print pics at home. I have a digital so that I can take a million pics to get one good one (and then delete the rest). And I would never take personal photos to be developed at Wal Mart. So they took some photos of her breast feeding to be printed. So what? Lots of people do that. I think the problem here is the low life employee who STOLE the copies of them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Hands up anyone who hasnt sliced up their cooters!!
We are not snobs! Jamie Lynn can afford this printer:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en...
HELL she used to parade around with expensive handbags that cost 3 or 4 times a cheap ass printer.
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 22, 2008 - 12:19pm.
@LCT: Holy crap. That is why I prefer to go au naturale. :X
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HI MARFA! I need your college expertise (as I'm sure you see crap like this often). There is a dude sitting on the stairs outside of my office sniffing like he's trying to suck up ants off the ground. Coke snorter?
Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Ummm, you are not supposed to put lotions or creams on THAT part of your body unless prescribed by a doctor. My guess is the lotion wasn't bad. You just put it in a spot it wasn't meant to go!
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Ummmm, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. After 4 straight days of my grandma I needed a stress release.
Fatmartha. I'm ok, thanks for asking!! How are you? How is Skool??
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Has anyone else noticed the grease stains at the top of Jamie Lynn's shirt in this picture? They are on her right shoulder. I wouldn't wear that out in public, unless it was just to go out front and wash the car or cut the grass or something.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Errrrk.... well, HE probably didn't, but someone else did! I can't give Casey too much credit.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by LagrimitasDulces
So just because he doesn't have a photo printer means she deserves to have pictures of her naked breast stolen? And he had to go to Wal*Mart to have them developed? Oh the HORROR! You people seem so snobby sometimes. I wouldn't have gone to the Wal*Mart, though, it's Walgreens all the way.
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It's not snobbiness. It's just that part of the fun of having a digital camera is being able to print the ones you want in the privacy of your own home. That way you aren't subject to ridicule from Wal-Mart employees for that sneak attack shot of you on the toilet type photos.
Casey received a hefty bribe for his cooperation in this Spears family mess, he could've invested in a damn printer!! The Spears's (and their babydaddies) are such yahoos!
Clarisse,, *hangs scissors in shame* i now know this.. *pouts* I was really pilled up tho.. So I think that's why It didn't hurt as bad as it could have..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
@Okie: Ouchie!!! You silly minx.
@LCT: Holy crap. That is why I prefer to go au naturale. :X
How are you girlies besides your delicate parts?
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 12:15pm.
LCT, Yikes! Now I'm wondering, my naughty self is wondering.. *blushes* Did said grape get ate, did said grape, taste like grape.. I love grapes! Did you say 'BAD Lotion!' or did you use some more?
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I threw it in the garbaaaaaage! It wasn't the good bad kind of lotion. It was the evil EVIL kind of lotion. I can send you some so you can try if I ever go back there.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
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It is a bit far fetched b/c printers are pretty cheap now, compared to everything else. And, I would just guess that the Spears' family has given him some money. What do young guys spend it on? A computer. And this dumbnut probably got talked into a printer at the same time probably at his local WaMa, Best Buy, what have you. That's just what I think may have happened. He planned this shit. Totally orchestrated. JMO
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 11:13am.
No, it wasn't the surrounding area it bothered, it was the actual magic button itself. It grew to the size of a grape because of that ebil lotion! AHHHH!
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Ummm, you are not supposed to put lotions or creams on THAT part of your body unless prescribed by a doctor. My guess is the lotion wasn't bad. You just put it in a spot it wasn't meant to go!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
OKIE!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
Public Service Announcement: Do Not Drink and Prune!!!
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i think it's weird that 17 year olds are lactating
My friend's housemates set her up once by sending her to pick up photos they dropped off. They took pics of messed up shit like their cat doing sexy times with their rabbit. She had no idea why the photo hut people were pissing themselves while they were waiting on her, until she looked at the pictures later. Very bad housemates.
I don't take my memory card to Wal Mart. Most pictures I just put on a CD, but for the few I do want printed out to go in an album, I do upload them to Wal Mart for printing and then pick them up later. Doesn't matter if you use WalMart or SnapFish or any other service. If someone wants to copy, I suppose they can (although they are not supposed to). For those saying print at home, beware. My husband has a top of the line photo printer with top of the line inks, and after a few years, the pictures have darkened. And I have a friend who had the same thing happen to her pictures. I get mine developed at Wal Mart because even after 10 years, the pictures look perfect. Not to mention, at 15 cents a print, it is cheaper to do Wal Mart than it is to do it yourself.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I really can't find fault here with the guy for taking pictures to the "photo processing" place for copies. It is way cheaper and better quality than the home jobs - why isn't anyone mad that some dweeb at walmart is stealing personal baby photos? And yes some people think that breast feeding your first born child is a special moment. That's not wierd.
The bad part is that someone will pay big bucks for those photos so they can show them to us.
Cacher ce sein que je ne saurais voir...
LCT, Yikes! Now I'm wondering, my naughty self is wondering.. *blushes* Did said grape get ate, did said grape, taste like grape.. I love grapes! Did you say 'BAD Lotion!' or did you use some more?
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Further proof that this family is the trashiest of all trash--they get swept up in a scandal that involves fucking WAL-MART!!!
I fully expect Jamie Lynn to be busted smoking a joint behind the Dollar General any day now. LMAO!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:52am.
That's what I was thinking too, Like those 'friends' that was over at Brooke Hogans house and video taped her doing the Strip Pole work out, but said they were only taking a cell phone picture, AND th video got put on th internet. That is bull, and untrustworthy. Lieing Liars!!
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Oh come on.. we've all made mistakes. I still regret the video of my nude pudding wrestling with the high school marching band. Okay, I filmed it myself and leaked it myself but I should've respected my own privacy.
I'm out for the day. Everyone have a gudden!