Dear Jamie Lynn, Please Get Yourself A Photo Printer
A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you're at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won't hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.
According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.
JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.
Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit's lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.
Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL's titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.
And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 12:11pm.
LCT. OMG, did you maybe shave before then or even a day before then, sounds like it was sensitive, and that lotion was Baad mmkay? poor wiw soft parts!!
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No, it wasn't the surrounding area it bothered, it was the actual magic button itself. It grew to the size of a grape because of that ebil lotion! AHHHH!
OMG...HOLY SHIT, the first paragraph alone ...LMAOoOoOo!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch is insanely funny.
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LCT. OMG, did you maybe shave before then or even a day before then, sounds like it was sensitive, and that lotion was Baad mmkay? poor wiw soft parts!!
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Fat Martha,, I had already shaved, and I was just cutting the lawn a bit..Hell, I was truly fucked up, which is where I went wrong, I think! And my hub kept walking back n forth in front of the bathroom and I was freaking OUT! the door was shut, but I didn't like it.. lol..
So just because he doesn't have a photo printer means she deserves to have pictures of her naked breast stolen? And he had to go to Wal*Mart to have them developed? Oh the HORROR! You people seem so snobby sometimes. I wouldn't have gone to the Wal*Mart, though, it's Walgreens all the way.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:58am.
lol @ LCT.. Beef Strips don't sound too bad.. maybe more parts for the play time! It didn't bleed too bad, just stung, and it was neat having to hold my crotch like that, like I was a dude in a gang, w/ my pants hangin down..I was cool, yo!
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I didn't think of it that way. You could have gone downtown and scared people into giving you their money just by holding your crotch. That's COOL. Is it healed now? I remember one time (TMI story) I was staying in a hotel and really needed some alone time and there was some hotel lotion and I don't know what the hell they put in there but my special places got all swollen and started to bleed and it hurt for 5 straight days.
Ewwwwww. Who would WANT to see this piece of trash breast feeding? I mean really. If you want to see whores breast feeding just go to your local red light district.
Oh ewww @ casey for taking the photos in the first place.
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@okie.... you trimmed your cooch with scissors? *jaw agape* Don't they make little beard trimmers for us with vaginas for that sort of thing???
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
haha Snowpiece.. *blushes* well If i'd known that, I'd freshened up some.. *powders the turkey* There.. Carry on!
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Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 11:43am.
Well I do but if that is the case then the father of her baby should be in jail. You can't use the age thing to defend in one case, but ignore it in another one. JMO.
-- Agreed! Either she's not a minor -- pictures are okay to be released -- or she is -- and he goes to jail, where someone cuts off his nuts so he cannot breed with any more trailer skanks.
I worked at one of those photo processing centers when I was a teenager, like a million years ago. And I saw some really, um, strange pictures. The most memorable was of a girl, sprawled across a bed with a banana shoved in her girly whole. We passed it around and laughed and laughed.
And Good Morning to all of you!
ElB.. I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you! You are very naughty. No banana's for you! NONE!
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LOL El B, okie, too late
Me an mah boys be down to the walmart alredy lukin at dem piktures of your sliced up COOTER!
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I'm going to assume that her sperm donor doesn't live with her. He's not well off in the slightest. How is it so far-fetched that he might have a camera but not a computer/photo printer at home?
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
lol @ LCT.. Beef Strips don't sound too bad.. maybe more parts for the play time! It didn't bleed too bad, just stung, and it was neat having to hold my crotch like that, like I was a dude in a gang, w/ my pants hangin down..I was cool, yo!
Pics? Or havent picked 'em up from Wall Marts yet?
did the people in law enforcement not get the memo that this family is not America's Royalty?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
lol @ LCT.. Beef Strips don't sound too bad.. maybe more parts for the play time! It didn't bleed too bad, just stung, and it was neat having to hold my crotch like that, like I was a dude in a gang, w/ my pants hangin down..I was cool, yo!
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"And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!"
I totally want to do that, too!!
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 11:50am.
....the one of them conceiving the baby is gonna be the christmas card. Hillbilly presents y'all!
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LMFAO! OMG if they did it in 12 different positions... calendars for presents!
That's messed up that some worker would feel that they deserve money from a personal photo that wasn't theirs. Screw Jaime Lynn and her little titties, it's about me now. The shit is personal.
I swear...you WalMart worker, whoever you may be..touch my photos improperly and my man, Jay, will properly open a can of whoop ass and touch your face with his knuckles.
Nothing is a fierce as an angry Puerto Rican.
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But, o yeah, I printed them at home and I'm poor as a sumbitch.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
LCT!! why, hello there, my dear poot worthy friend!! OMG on Saturday, I took a wonderful hot shower, and shaved.. Then I was in the bathroom, & took some lil scissors to trim the goose. I was really fucked up. While trimmed the turkey, I cut the shit out of one of my wiw lips.. OMG talk about pain, i had to walk around w/ my hand on my crotch for the next 2 hours. My husb just kept saying 'want me to look at it for you?'.. *glares* ouchy!
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! I did that once. My fucking God it's the worst pain in the world! I hope you didn't slice it up TOO bad. Now you have beef strips!
Dumbasses. All of 'em.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I love the words "Federal Porn Investigation" hahahaaa,, When did they first have to invent such a thing?? Totally Cool!
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Submitted by luckycharms on September 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Why are pictures being taken of a girl breast feeding?
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I have pictures like that. And pictures of diaper changes too! I just wanted to remember everything....
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Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Why are pictures being taken of a girl breast feeding?
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That was my thought! Since when is that a Kodak moment? Did they take pics of her changing a shitty diaper too?
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That's what I was thinking too, Like those 'friends' that was over at Brooke Hogans house and video taped her doing the Strip Pole work out, but said they were only taking a cell phone picture, AND th video got put on th internet. That is bull, and untrustworthy. Lieing Liars!!
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 9:48am.
That was my thought! Since when is that a Kodak moment? Did they take pics of her changing a shitty diaper too?
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Dude, he took them to Walmart be made into coffee mugs and t-shirts. The shitty diaper pics are going to be made into mousepads and the one of them conceiving the baby is gonna be the christmas card. Hillbilly presents y'all!
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Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 22, 2008 - 11:45am.
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Yep.And it is full of PIG FARMERS!!
Que the banjo!
LMFFFAO!
Hahahahaha!! Stinky twin towns!!!! :o)
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Stoney.. yeah, No band-aid times either! No way, no How!
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El B!!! Shame shame.. *laughs*
SHUT YOUR LAUGHING PIEHOLE!!!!!! :o(
Submitted by luckycharms on September 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
Why are pictures being taken of a girl breast feeding?
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That was my thought! Since when is that a Kodak moment? Did they take pics of her changing a shitty diaper too?
The lot of them are Genius's, Casey for taking and Jamie Lynn for letting him.
Superb.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Stoney.. yeah, No band-aid times either! No way, no How!
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El B!!! Shame shame.. *laughs*
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 22, 2008 - 11:45am.
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Yep.And it is full of PIG FARMERS!!
Que the banjo!
LMFFFAO!
Seriously...WTF...who goes to Wally World to get pictures developed anymore,unless its a disposable camera...there are so many scenerious that could have prevented this from happening but when your just a simple minded hill billy who takes pics of your wife breastfeeding your child and then takes the memory card to Wal-Mart of all places instead of oh, I don't know? getting them printed on a friend or family members printer or maybe buying a cheap printer for 60 or 70 dollars you kinda get what you deserve.
...and how much you wanna bet this dumbass walked right pass the "Printers for Sale" display when he went to get the pics developed?!
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The only reason to ever go to a place to have pictures printed is when you have to use a disposable camera. What a complete asshole her boyfriend is, just shows how backwoods stupid these people are. Digital means print off your computer dumbass. Christ even my five year old has a digital camera and knows how to print on the computer. What a stupid fucked up family, somebody really needs to teach them how to function in the real world!!!!!!
PS...who the hell takes their photos in any more??? to Walmart? Do they know they're rich?
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Submitted by poo on September 22, 2008 - 11:33am.
He took the pitchurs to Wal-Marts 'cause they uz havin' a sale on Moon Pies an' Docter Peppur.
Got banjos?
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LMAO! but they're called 'rollbacks' not sales.
I'm enrolling you in Redneck 101. :P
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
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Deptford,New Jersey?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Theres a Deptford in NJ!! Is it a stinkhole like the London one? :o)
Soooooooooooo embarrassed :oO
That's twisted. Breastfeeding is not porn. Ugh.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 10:42am.
OMG, are you my long lost twin? That so sounds like something I would do! Ouchy times!
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This whole thing is so twisted and demented on so many different levels, I don't know where to begin. Why are pictures being taken of a girl breast feeding? Why have they been made public if she is underage? Why did she get pregnant to begin with? Why are these offenders having their entire lives fucked up when they have paid their dues to society, just like murders and robbers? The situation is messed up from all concievable angels.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
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Deptford,New Jersey?
Wait, can't you print photos at home? My mom does. And my sister does it on line at "My photo album" or photobucket or some crap like that. Anyways, why Walmart? Stealing those photos was just dumb, but taking them to Walmart was even dumber.
But the whole child porn thing really bothers me. I fucking hate thinking that people like that shit. But at the same time I don't consider a mom at 17 a kid. Well actually I do consider her a kid, but if that is the case then the father of her baby should be in jail. You can't use the age thing to defend in one case, but ignore it in another one. JMO.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 3:42pm.
LCT!! why, hello there, my dear poot worthy friend!! OMG on Saturday, I took a wonderful hot shower, and shaved.. Then I was in the bathroom, & took some lil scissors to trim the goose. I was really fucked up. While trimmed the turkey, I cut the shit out of one of my wiw lips.. OMG talk about pain, i had to walk around w/ my hand on my crotch for the next 2 hours. My husb just kept saying 'want me to look at it for you?'.. *glares* ouchy!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *Thud*
the feds have nothing better to do?
Casey, Casey, Casey.. hop on a plane to London (make sure it's Luton airport you ruffian) and you can print as many pics of 17 y/o lactating breasticles as you like!
A little thought might have been a good idea here. Something along the lines of "must keep exposing pics of my much gossiped about baby machine safe". No?
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LCT!! why, hello there, my dear poot worthy friend!! OMG on Saturday, I took a wonderful hot shower, and shaved.. Then I was in the bathroom, & took some lil scissors to trim the goose. I was really fucked up. While trimmed the turkey, I cut the shit out of one of my wiw lips.. OMG talk about pain, i had to walk around w/ my hand on my crotch for the next 2 hours. My husb just kept saying 'want me to look at it for you?'.. *glares* ouchy!
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 22, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 10:38am.
Right?
"See girls,if you want to fuck...THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!"
Thank You,
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I think she must have been absent that day. Did she even graduate high school?
DEPTFORD????? I'm from GREENWICH!!!!! MUM?
LOL these people can't get any more stupid. I do however look forward to their next fuck-up, what ever it maybe.
The only thing I think is rather sad is that this kid with a kid is always photographed alone running errands. Mother is hardly ever with her, BF got kicked to the curb, seems like a minimum of support...
No kid deserves that despite the silliness of getting knocked up by BF at 16.
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...