Dear Jamie Lynn, Please Get Yourself A Photo Printer
A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you're at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won't hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.
According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.
JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.
Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit's lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.
Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL's titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.
And I really should consider getting a part-time job at a photo processing place. They see the best and most fucked-up shit!
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Regardless of Baby Daddy's obvious lack of judgment, I don't think it's right for anybody to have their pictures reproduced illegally like that and I feel bad for her. That being said, I hope it doesn't leak (the picture, you sicko) because I had enough Hollywood Mom Boob Times with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
IG, she is the proud holder of a GED.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 10:38am.
Right?
"See girls,if you want to fuck...THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!"
Thank You,
Your Health Teacher
Deptford High School
Class of 1994
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I think she must have been absent that day. Did she even graduate high school?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Hey, poo, that's a Moon Pie and an RC (Royal Crown Cola), for those that aren't in the know.
How in the hell is the picture of a woman breastfeeding with her giant floppy tit hanging out porn-worthy?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
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Right?
"See girls,if you want to fuck...THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!"
Thank You,
Your Health Teacher
Deptford High School
Class of 1994
Well I personally hope the picture of her floppy underage titty leaks! Because they were so GODDAMN STOOPID to get it developed in the first place! Could they BE any more retarded?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I don't really feel bad for her. After all, she fucked the stupid redneck. It was only a matter of time before the comedic hijinks ensued. Where's Jeff Foxworthy when you need him?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 22, 2008 - 3:35pm.
heehee ElB! Does this mean you'll go see "Hound Dog" so you can see Dakota Fanning in her undies?
How dare you!! You dont know me! Whatever! Getalife! *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT*
heehee ElB! Does this mean you'll go see "Hound Dog" so you can see Dakota Fanning in her undies?
lol
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
Oh, you know that asshole Casey did this on purpose. He was going to split the money with his MalWart buds. This situation just has "country hicks" written all over it!
They should neuter that moron NOW!!! It's one baby too late, but this waste of air should never breed!
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 22, 2008 - 3:32pm.
disgusting.
who wants to see JL's tit?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I wanna see it, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!! NOW!
Casey probably knew damn well this would happen and is just trying to fuck over Jamie Lynn. Not so recently it came out that the Spears family is mad at him and dont really care whether he comes back or not since they found out about his cheating with the other woman. Either way its to fishy to just be coincidental, who the fuck takes such a private picture to be developed at a public place like wama.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
He took the pitchurs to Wal-Marts 'cause they uz havin' a sale on Moon Pies an' Docter Peppur.
Got banjos?
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
disgusting.
who wants to see JL's tit?
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
I cant help but laugh at the situation Jamie Lynn got herself into....I mean...i waited till i was 29 to have my babies so that i got all my fun times and partying out of my system. She's just gonna fuck this kid up too when she decides to go out every night to party it up because she's missed her childhood...blah blah...and we dont need another effed up Spears kid.
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(((R.I.P. Elvis the lovebird...You will be missed my dear little friend!))) 9-19-08
Gosh he's a fucking rocket scientist, isnt he??? Takes them to an effing walmart...even i wont do that and bought a nice photo printer instead.
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(((R.I.P. Elvis the lovebird...You will be missed my dear little friend!))) 9-19-08
She's got the Lisa Marie Presley scowl down pat.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I think HE might be th problem here. Fucking idiot! Also, what's her grumpy ass problem in this picture?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
The thing I don't understand is who waste their money, gas, time to get their pictures develop. She had to do that on purpose.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.