Douche Piñata
This morning in NYC's Central Park, David Blaine was hung six stories in the air for his latest and stupidest stunt. David will hang upside down for the next 60 hours straight. When the 60 hours are up, he will do something called a "death dive" to the ground. This is the first and last time you will ever see the words "David Blaine and hung" in the same sentence.
Doctors tell ABC News that David's head won't pop off his body (rats!), but he could have a stroke or go blind. David is hooked up to a catheter for all his needs. Please let that catheter explode all over his face.
I say we get a group together, go down to Central Park and take throwing rocks at the douche pinata. You know what? Eff that. I'm sure he's only stuffed with dirty douche water and butt pebbles.
Here's David with Kelly Ripa in Central Park this morning. Kelly's crotch is definitely going through some messed up shit in these pictures.
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Johnny Knoxville would be so much better at this sort of shit, by cutting out the 60-hour thing or avoiding the catheter or something.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
"This is the first and last time you will ever see the words "David Blaine and hung" in the same sentence."
MUhahahaha!
Uk comedian Marcus Brigstocke calls him The Git Wizard. On Tv he said that if Blaine was going through each natural elements in his stunts, the next one should hopefully involve fire.
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I wanna know if the something called a "death dive" to the ground is an empty threat or a promise. I bet his mom is thrilled about this.
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
That hood you speaketh of... does it by any chance have associations with a grey sweater? I think we both know why the cranes near you fell.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyTuxDEaSHo
a better trick would be convincing me to give a fuck! FAIL!!
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He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club "^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^" not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.
My fake gay bf Anderson doesn't like The David Blaine either, he just said it on his show AC360.
We're soooo soul mates, in a fag hag, beard bitch kinda way.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He'll set the record as the world's largest colostomy bag.
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They should let you take swings with an aluminum bat, $10 a shot. Goodbye, recession!
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this clown should not be encouraged...
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I wonder, if I whacked him hard enough, hundreds of bottles of Massengil would come tumbling out of him?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
When Harry Houdini hung from a crane over NY, he escaped from a straight-jacket in two minutes and thirty-seven seconds - now that's magic! This endurance challenge is boring bullshit.
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Now that's a painful looking camel toe.
Why aren't there masked people with baseball bats?
Douche pinata is the best headline ever. From now on, that's what I'm calling him, because that's what he is.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
On the plus side his weiner looks big in that pic.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
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I think I'm the only one:)
*edited for typo* I wouldn't call you a goon
I'd like to know more about how he's going to manage his output.
Will he store the pee in a bag on his person to keep him warm at night, or does it drain out a long tube into a bucket beneath him or something. Do bystanders and passersby get to watch this happen?
AND no mention was made of poo management. Will he have a hillbilly straw (waves at speakit) penetrating his bum the entire time - and where does the poo go?
If his urine and poo stay resident on his body in bags - this adds a whole new delightful angle to the 'pinata' idea.
~~ Don Rickles w/ Anthony Quinn, Ricardo Montalban & Marcel Marceau: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYFN9Xs_NI
Does anybody still give a crap about this stupid fuck?
He's basically telling every stroke victim in the world "fuck you in the face" for pulling this stunt. I'm sure they would appreciate it if this "magician" wouldn't take risks like that with his health. Or perhaps they feel the same way as I do and hope he falls and crushes his skull.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
This is the one person who I genuinely wish death on. Why don't you honestly fuck off and do something positive you overrated cunt.
Actually.. wishing death is not right. I apologize. I wish an eternity of having the entire universe ignore you. That would be beyond unbearable for someone as attention hungry as you. Filthy, slow speaking, trick less magician.
That 6th pic... ohhhhhh I wish I was in Manhattan to smack that slooooooow look from his face.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Hysteria on September 22, 2008 - 2:06pm.
This guy is stuck in like 6th grade. Look at me, teacher! Yeah, his head will explode.
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HA! I'm gonna shoot spit balls at him... with my phone number on it. I think he's cute.
Submitted by chin chin on September 22, 2008 - 1:38pm
I would think that the fact that they're floating helps a lot, plus I'm sure the fact that they share everything with the mother also has something to do with it. Who knows.
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I used to like him, when he'd do his sleight-of-hand tricks and such. Now he's just being stupid. WTH is he trying to prove by hanging upside down??
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Submitted by Hekki on September 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
So can you die if you really hang upside down like that for a long time?
I would think so, but babies in the womb are upside down (with their heads wedged in the pelvic cavity) for a month before they're born and they come out okay. I remember I asked my midwife how they could stand to be upside down for hours like that and she said she'd never thought of that. Hasn't anyone else ever wondered?
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interesting, never thought about it, but it might be because the gravity pull on a baby is less in the womb, than it would be outside, kind of how you feel lighter in water, no idea though..
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This fuckface is a stone cold idiot. His "magic" and "stunts" are not "entertaining" and make me want to "vomit."
Please to fall on your head and crack open noggin.
This guy is stuck in like 6th grade. Look at me, teacher! Yeah, his head will explode.
Submitted by Hekki on September 22, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Good question! Never thought of it before. I believe KD is right about gravity being different when submerged. Kinda like zero gravity...which, thank goodness for the baby!
Dear David Blaine,
You deserve a stroke.
Love,
Stoney
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Why does he do those stupid stunts? One of these days, one of them will backfire.
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Hecki- (heh, at first I wrote Hikki) I think maybe gravity affects you differently if you are in a sack of fluid?
_Submitted by Hekki on September 22, 2008 - 2:03pm.
excellent questions! I like yer brainz!
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So can you die if you really hang upside down like that for a long time?
I would think so, but babies in the womb are upside down (with their heads wedged in the pelvic cavity) for a month before they're born and they come out okay. I remember I asked my midwife how they could stand to be upside down for hours like that and she said she'd never thought of that. Hasn't anyone else ever wondered?
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 22, 2008 - 1:55pm.
*nods head in agreement*
I think he uses his sack as a pin cushion too.
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Oh come on, MK -- you'd totally hit it. I'd be hitting it Dr Seuss-style (in a box, from a rope, underground, on a pole). He's hot shit and you know it.
@LOlo, I think this too as well!! This is an excuse for him to be tied up and enjoying the catheter down his cock. He is not a magician, he is slave boy client that would do this within the privacy of his mistress but enjoying everyone seeing how much a douche he can be and getting paid to do so.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yaaawwwn. If you want to impress me, Mr. Blaine, hang from your genitals for 60 hours.
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MK, I'm in NYC too. Count me in.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by KD on September 22, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Im going to try that out. If I can make the watches stop in Bloomies in a minute then im going to go hug that crane.
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Evil Douchevil here needs to stop smoking so much wacky tobacky...
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Lolo- perhaps you have one of those "magnetic" personalities I hear about! Quick, go to central park, STAT!
I guess he's the Evel Kneivel of his time? Whatever. I never liked him either.
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C'mon after all the crane collapse incidents in NYC why does this fucker get the ONE safe one here?
Twice these things have fallen either in my hood a few streets over from me or in the hood I was in running errands.
BUt his is safe? not fair NOT FAIR!
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His stunts are stupid - I'm sure we all agree. But i want to know HOW me makes money off of them? Just getting media coverage won't get you any money. So is someone paying him? I don't get it.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It is just not normal for people to keep thinking of these stupid stunts. He should just get a girlfriend and get that book called "365 different positions" or something like that. That would keep him busy for a while.
I say we get a group together, go down to Central Park and take throwing rocks at the douche pinata.
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I'm too lazy, Mk....let's just bribe the crane operator to keep that thing spinning 24/7.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
How the hell does he prepare for these stunts anyway?? Fucking loon... pah!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
That blonde is pretty hot. Who exactly is she?
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Lo, this is true, about the catheters.
Nova: I'm sure you look BEEEYOOOOTIFUL upside down! ♥
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