Douche Piñata
This morning in NYC's Central Park, David Blaine was hung six stories in the air for his latest and stupidest stunt. David will hang upside down for the next 60 hours straight. When the 60 hours are up, he will do something called a "death dive" to the ground. This is the first and last time you will ever see the words "David Blaine and hung" in the same sentence.
Doctors tell ABC News that David's head won't pop off his body (rats!), but he could have a stroke or go blind. David is hooked up to a catheter for all his needs. Please let that catheter explode all over his face.
I say we get a group together, go down to Central Park and take throwing rocks at the douche pinata. You know what? Eff that. I'm sure he's only stuffed with dirty douche water and butt pebbles.
Here's David with Kelly Ripa in Central Park this morning. Kelly's crotch is definitely going through some messed up shit in these pictures.
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Hey douchey, how you keepin those glasses on? Magic!
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
I cannot stand Chris Angel or David Blaine. They're both tools.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Submitted by snowpiece on September 22, 2008 - 9:43am.
Kelly looks pretty upside down and not many people do so I give her her props.
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HA...what a funny way to compliment someone..."Well, they look good upside down anyway..." tee hee!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
And I still could give a shit.
It's all rigged and worked out.
Now, if he falls before scheduled due to weather or a malfunction, well then, sure, i'll watch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I am also convinced he does shit like this just so he can stick tubes in his dick.
Every Event he has a piss bag hooked up to his magical invisible dick.
Freak
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
come on gyus, David Blaine>>>>Chris Angel! ;p
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I refuse to believe this "career" is really supporting him.
BD bats do it all the time.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Um...this douche's tricks bore me....
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I can't believe my beloved Fiona Apple ever dated this douchebag! But he gave her a lot of inspiration for great music at least....
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
I lurve him!!!
I was out there trying to get close enough to throw rocks at his face and holding a candle light service in hopes that he goes blind or falls on his stupid fucking head and it cracks open into a million pieces and thousands of retarded cock roaches come running out of his busted melon wearing Chris Angel halloween costumes.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kelly looks pretty upside down and not many people do so I give her her props. My friends and I went to see DB when he was in that bubble a few years ago, I am only going to this one if there is really a dlisted contingent armed with douchewater...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Anybody got a 2x4 so I can beat the candy crap out of this jerk?
totally mk! let's get together an nyc dlisted crew to head there. i found some bottles with some "yellow" liquid in them outside the curb today, i could use him for target practice.
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