Thank You, Christina DeRosa
And I thought the Emmy Awards was a Simply Sleep enema. Well, the fashion was even more boring and predictable. It was one generic gown after the other. Thankfully, some broad named Christina DeRosa won a contest from Subway Sandwiches and got to go to the Emmys. No. I don't know how she got in, but I'm glad she did. I'm also glad that when she got tangled up in the paper shades in her apartment, she decided to make it part of her gorgeous ensemble. The woman in back of her obviously agrees.
I've already named international supermodel Phoebe Price as the best dressed at the Emmys. That goes without saying. Christina DeRosa is a close second. This is how you do it. She's perfection from her hair to her shoes. I think she transported back to the mid-80s to get her updo done at the JcPenney salon while Lil' Suzy blasted in the background. I can smell the mixture of AquaNet and burnt L.A. Looks gel from here. That's the kind of hair you lose your virginity in after prom. She also gets a gold star for making a handbag out of folded coffee filters. Bitch is so resourceful!
And it was nice of Tommy Girl to lend her a pair of shoes from his personal collection.
I also threw in some pictures of JLove and her creepy boyfriend, because she obviously got her hair done at the same joint as Christina, but ran off in the middle of it. Oh and everyone's favorite goth club grown-ups, Vyxsin and Kynt from the "Amazing Race," were also at the Emmys. And you know Tommy Girl is ordering Kynt's shoes in every color right now.
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Statement from Christina DeRosa
I am young, independent, and courageous Actress. I will not let “The Fashion World” fit me in a little Fashion Cubby Hole to make themselves feel good about giving me a sincere compliment. I am in need of no one who presumes that they know better, and force their opinion on my fashion judgment. I will take risks in order to separate myself from the herd. I will march on the Red-Blood-Stained Red Carpets to my own drumbeat. For any red carpet, I will respectfully honor with the Gallantry of Yester Years, as very few of my fellow Fashionable Actresses are doing today.
Regardless thank you for showing me on your glog, much appreciated.
Christina DeRosa
http://www.christinaderosa.com
i saw lil suzy at infiniti on bell blvd in bayside. she was spectacular.
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Submitted by Celena on September 22, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Carson from Queer Eye called her Alyssa Milano on the morning show or something.
He said that the outfit was too much but she was sexy enough to make it work. HAHAHA
Alyssa Milano better thank this ho for getting her name out from under the bed, where she is hiding.
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Yes!!!! Carson and the morning show said it was ALYSSA MILANO! BWAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I was confused as shit when I saw this, because I too, thought it was her skanky ass.
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That Christina De and her getup remind me of those hand crochet dolls that were used in the bathroom to disguise the roll of toilet paper that was always poised on the tank in case of EMERGENCY.
I have no comment about those shoes, LOL
what happen to jennifer love hewitt?? why is she dressed like cartoon character
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the purple material on the chick(?) with the pink hair can be found at your local walmart...seriously i made a purse out of it in high school
Submitted by boomsy on September 22, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Um, you guys did see that MK was making up the Subway part, right?
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and her boyfriend is blind.
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Um, you guys did see that MK was making up the Subway part, right? She's actually a psuedo celebrity...
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How long did it take you to work in a Lil' Suzy reference? Nice work.
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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she is a "so called" playboy model/actress who does red-carpet all the time she is just another phoebe price. her publi-CYST is Charmaine Blake whom TMZ makes fun of all the time!!!
more pics of her lol
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she couldnt have won from subway, she prob just bought a ticket so she can do red-carpet and ya'll can post her picture up, thats what she's lookin for just like phoebe! Blah she IS nasty!
She actually was threatened by Subway - wear this dress on national television, or eat a 6 inch Subway sandwich. I'm a dude, and I would've taken the dress too.
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Are you serious????? This girl won a contest from Subway?? She's fucken beautiful! Her shoes and purse may suck and that dress isn't THAT bad; I've seen worse. Either way, Subway is lucky they got represented by this bitch at the Emmys over some ugly-ass, trailer trash looking mama that could have won the contest. Her skin is glowing, she OBVIOUSLY has been through the red-carpet-pose school and to get confused as Alyssa Milano is a fucken compliment! If I were a casting agent, I would sign her the fuck up in an Emmy minute. She has HUGE potential. Don't be hating on the obvious kiddies ;)
By donning that atrocity of a "dress", she's effectively managed to make sure there's no hope of anyone noticing the fact that she's actually kind of cute.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
When E! first showed this girl they put the name "Alyssa Milano" under her picture. Hilarious!
The truly sad part of all of this is that Subway Girl Christina and everyone else depicted dressed more appropriately than Phoebe Price.
Some stylist or retail clerk played a cruel joke on this girl. Or maybe she's just an another attention ho with a sense of humor.
Ooh, I love Kynt and Vyxsin from TAR. They may look like cartoons to some, but they were one of the nicest couples on the show. Best show on TV!
Tell me the "Y" in Kynt is pronounced like a short "I," please.
Yeah, the blonde woman in the back is definitely laughing at Christina DeRosa in her toilet paper dress.
Loving De LaRosa's shoes. Cheap little platform numbers. The kind I used to buy to go clubbing and then throw away a few weeks later when the glue would start to peel off from the heel. Fuck yes.
I love her.
I thought PP was the only freak at the show.nope.:)
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Submitted by Solaera on September 22, 2008 - 2:27pm.
God. It would be as fun as fuck to put on some ridiculous over-the-top gown and just strut your stuff down the red carpet while everyone scratches their heads and wonders who the fuck was that?
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ITA! That would be too much fun!
As for this person, I think she looks great. Her outfit is gaudy, but no more so than many celebs' designer duds, and everything matches. I don't mind her hairstyle, although it looks like it took way much goo to get it to stick that way. And her makeup is excellent. You go, whoever you are!
hilarious about alyssa milano, i wonder if she's embarassed?? probably not, isn't she from staten island too? lol
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Just as a little side giggle...there were news agencies that put this picture on their web sites and said it was Alyssa Milano. So sad.
Submitted by suze on September 22, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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Hey, she's a braver soul than I to wear a white filmy dress while Aunt Flo is in town!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 22, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Gawd, her purse looks like a stack of Kotex. Must have been "that time of the month!"
She's got the right coloured dress on then.
I'm bored with you now.
Gawd, her purse looks like a stack of Kotex. Must have been "that time of the month!"
As pretty as JLH's dress is....the top doesnt fit her right and is squishing her boobies. Its definitely the right style for her since she tends to be a bit hippy. Still...she should never squash her nice boobs. :D
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WHY THE FUCK ARE VYXSIN AND KYNT AT THE EMMYS??!
Fuck, I hate them. Seeing them around town was enough, having to see them on national television kills me. Well, not Vyxsin as much as Kynt. She's actually okay. He's one of the most stuck-up people I've met, though, and he's fond of pretending to be gay to pick up chicks.
Leaders of the Louisville Goth scene my ass..
WOW..is homegirl serious?! How much you wanna bet Solange Knowles is behind this foolishness. She can't get back at her older, more popular, and prettier sister but she can unleash her bad fashion sense on some poor innocent girl who just wanted to go to the Emmys...just wrong!
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So I see TAR won the Emmy yet again. Also, gross Piven won one too, blech!
I think he'd be the perfect man fpr Paris Hilton.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
If anybody cares to go back and read in context what JLH said, she didn't claim that she herself was a size 2. She was pointing out the ridiculousness in Hollywood that a size 2 could be considered too big.
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Jlove was never a size 2 to begin with. I know she's small, but she has boobs, hips and a butt so that whole size 2 thing is a sham. I am a testament to this whole sizing thing, I'm about as small as JLove and I have all three of the above (more hips than a butt though because I am a white chick after all!)...She's probably 4-6 like I am usually. I've never been a size 8 though, always way too big. She looks really good in the dress though, I'm thinking I need to go for a dress like that next time I have a big shing dig to go to and I have an actual way paying job to afford those well-cut Macy's dresses.
Your face!
She looks like a fucking tampon.
But JLove looks great!
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If I went to the Emmys I'd probably go either in total goth wear or wear lingerie like PP did! These celebs take the whole award show thing way too seriously! All you need to do is get completely wasted and have a good time at the after party. That's all that matters, really!
Your face!
We've gone from a startling Florentine dress to this nightmare?
Blech!
The spiraling fringe detail looks as though it should have little fairy children sliding down it. The leisure furniture of the mythical world is not the place one should seek inspiration from when it comes to one's clothing.
What was this woman thinking?
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Ha...totally boomsy....she is NOT a 2...not even now. Probably more likely a 4 or a 6 at this point and was an 8 or so when those pics of her bum were taken. I have seen her in person and she's small but not super duper tiny.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 3:00pm
Here's a thought: if she was a 2 then what is she now, -4?
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I wish I had J-loves boobs!
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I totally agree Boomsy! I think JLH has fallen back into that idea that she HAS to be super tiny to be accepted. She's already a tiny woman...with pretty large breasts. There is just no way she was ever a size two like she said....maybe if they altered the top to fit her boobs. *shrugs*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She's at least as relevant as Phoebe Price.
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Those are my sister's wedding shoes from 1976.
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Submitted by maDalice on September 22, 2008 - 1:45pm.
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UGH I fuckin HATE Milano cookies fuckin NASTY!!! My dad used to buy that shit all the time when I was a kid. I seriously would fuck up any of the other Pepperidge Farm cookies tho...cuz I'm a proud fat ass.
*shuders* at th site of those shoes.. WTF, she had no fancy go to meeting shoes to wear??
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 2:43pm
Honestly, I preferred her with more weight. Now she looks like a bobble head. She was never fat, just bottom heavy like Katie Holmes. Nothing wrong with looking like a woman...
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Ghost Whisperer is my guilty pleasure. I NEVER see it though because my husband refuses to watch it. Or even have it on the screen.
And why does Kynt have a girlfriend? He is beyond gay.
Kynt & Vyxsin look a-maz-ing.
I'm bored with you now.
Jennifer love hewitt's dress is about 2 sizes too small. I mean, i get it that she lost weight, but she still has those boobs that just will NOT fit in a size two dress. sorry jen...blnt!
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