Thank You, Christina DeRosa
And I thought the Emmy Awards was a Simply Sleep enema. Well, the fashion was even more boring and predictable. It was one generic gown after the other. Thankfully, some broad named Christina DeRosa won a contest from Subway Sandwiches and got to go to the Emmys. No. I don't know how she got in, but I'm glad she did. I'm also glad that when she got tangled up in the paper shades in her apartment, she decided to make it part of her gorgeous ensemble. The woman in back of her obviously agrees.
I've already named international supermodel Phoebe Price as the best dressed at the Emmys. That goes without saying. Christina DeRosa is a close second. This is how you do it. She's perfection from her hair to her shoes. I think she transported back to the mid-80s to get her updo done at the JcPenney salon while Lil' Suzy blasted in the background. I can smell the mixture of AquaNet and burnt L.A. Looks gel from here. That's the kind of hair you lose your virginity in after prom. She also gets a gold star for making a handbag out of folded coffee filters. Bitch is so resourceful!
And it was nice of Tommy Girl to lend her a pair of shoes from his personal collection.
I also threw in some pictures of JLove and her creepy boyfriend, because she obviously got her hair done at the same joint as Christina, but ran off in the middle of it. Oh and everyone's favorite goth club grown-ups, Vyxsin and Kynt from the "Amazing Race," were also at the Emmys. And you know Tommy Girl is ordering Kynt's shoes in every color right now.
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That looks suspiciously like the Cashmere toilet paper dress!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPSNDVj6Xcs
I had to look this chick up....so here's what i found.
"Appearing in smash-hit shows that span network and cable television, her credits include Comedy Central’s ‘Reno 911’, ‘General Hospital’, the CW ‘s ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ and HBO’s ‘Entourage’ in which Christina performed a role that was specifically written for her. She is slated to appear in several films in Fall 2008, including: ‘Extreme Movie’, ‘The Grind’, ‘Marco Polo’, Palo Alto‘The Group’ and ‘Run! Bitch Run!’. Christina is also the spokes model for ‘Shoes For The Stars’, "A Unique Shoe Design for a Unique Woman". Additionally, Christina was featured in the July 2007 issue of Playboy as ‘The After Hours Babe of the Month’[2]. Aside from acting and modeling, this multi-talented firecracker is busy self promoting and rehearsing with Music Director and renowned concert pianist, Cody Gillette to debut in August with their Cabaret Piano Bar Show."
HA...the "after hours babe of the month" for playboy??!?! Holy crap...i almost choke up my water. lmfao!
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HELLO!!!!!! who is that exquiste chick with the pink hair do. Yes she made me hot!! The eye make is FIERCE, HONEY!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
me and okie and drama know who those stupid club kids are.... ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
JLH looks nice I love that dress and she looks SKINNY. Look at her collar bones and her arms, very thin so please lets not talk about how 'fat' she is. She is probably a whole size 2, 4 max.
'You know this boogie is for real.'-Jamiroquai
Who are the idiot pretentious twats in the last photo? Only high school kids can barely get away with that fucktardery.
They look like stupid emo goth bitches going to their 1st midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Apart from the atrocious outfit, if you look at her close-ups she looks really good. Prettier than most of the celebs. Shame she wrecked it with the ridiculous dress, handbag and shoes though.
I thought an Alyssa Milano was a type of cookie.
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 22, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I thought that was Alyssa Milano
as did i?
Carson from Queer Eye called her Alyssa Milano on the morning show or something.
He said that the outfit was too much but she was sexy enough to make it work. HAHAHA
Alyssa Milano better thank this ho for getting her name out from under the bed, where she is hiding.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 22, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I thought that was Alyssa Milano
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 22, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Nice to know they make open toe nursing shoes.
LOL
Haha; I saw that pic on MSN last night and they said it was Alyssa Milano...teehee.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
"Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
j-loves man friend is a butt whisperer."
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LMAO *whispers* He sees poo people.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I saw parts of the Ghost whisperer the other night, I was working on my computer and every now and then I looked up and Jennifer Love always had the same tortured expression on her face, she doesn´t have much range that one... Also funny how her wardrobe and camera angles all aim at the same thing: Watch her tits, not her ass.
God. It would be as fun as fuck to put on some ridiculous over-the-top gown and just strut your stuff down the red carpet while everyone scratches their heads and wonders who the fuck was that?
Is this the new Stripper/Hooker Bridal collection?
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
j-loves man friend is a butt whisperer.
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Is she a stripper or a hooker?? Because only a stripper or hooker would own those shoes.
God love her for posing on the red carpet like a veteran. Hey, she can't be any skeevier than the so called "celebs"!
JLove's man looks like he's made of wax. Also, club/scene/goth people simultaneously annoy AND creep me out.
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Dude in back left is saying "eeeeeww!!"
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Snow, maybe my feet just smell like bread?
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LOL LO, OMG don't ruin Subway for me now, LOL I am quite sure if I smelled that bread all day I'd be done with it too. But feet, OMG, hahahahahahaha
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Bad fashion.
Nice to know they make open toe nursing shoes.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I thought that was Alyssa Milano
Snow, the bread smells like feet to me....
I think its cause i lived too close to one and the smells made me ill.
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I am sure Christina got her hair "did" at the salon near my house in NJ. It looks like she got the "bridal special" I swear, every time I go there, some bitch is getting that do for a wedding or a sweet 16.
MK forgot to mention the pink haired one gorgeous chola brows.
I don't think she looks that bad
*hides in another thread*
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
who?
who the fuck is this?
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
good fucking god man!
I cant stand J love, sub way sammiches, or emo people, or holes in fishnet stockings.
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Was Mattel their sponsor?
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LOL! Kleenex Barbie
Hahahahahaaaaaa Michael K, how can you call yourself a gay man. I just don't know about you.
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Was Mattel their sponsor?
TAR TAR TAR!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "