Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
Thanks Jenn
This kid is why birth control was invented.
Please, people. Don't have kids unless you are ready to raise them properly.
Where is this little mother fucker.. I feel this NEED to beat the crap out of him and buy his mother a large cage.
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So the fuck what?!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 12:22am.
There, that's better. Like an old pair of slippers.
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AAAAAAAH!
thanks so much. i love that picture. even if the M is a bit wonky.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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bamboozlematized!!!!!!!
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Feel free to swear at us, you'll feel better
I would put my foot so far up this little motherfucker's ass that he would be shitting toes for an eternity...
I kid you not, I would gladly do a stretch in jail if I could beat the cowboy HELL out of this spawn of the ghetto...
Send his smart ass to one of the jails for a "scared straight" interaction...let this little motherfucker have a one-on-one with the "tossed salad man"...
Then let's see if he steals Granny's car again...
The grandmother and mother need their asses repeatedly and thoroughly BEATEN!
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There, that's better. Like an old pair of slippers.
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 5:11pm.
that is one hell of an icon sandbitch!!!
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Yar, with the emphasis on the hell part! It's a way to get attention.
that is one hell of an icon sandbitch!!!
on the internets, you're never alone.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Hey hey hey! I got the ice rink to myself...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by sarakiss on September 23, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I just logged on a web named where so many people are discussing about this.
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Yeah? Well stay there and discuss this - FUCK OFF YOU HOMELESS PRICK.
Rodney Rude - Homeless Fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0zWIQLNMw
I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about this.
Goodnight my topside peeps - stay safe until the morrow.
night boomsy
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Alright peeps, it's been real. Good night everyone who's still up!!
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Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 4:01pm.
The sad part is the amount I paid per year for college is a little less than what I was making; human services pays next to nothing. If my husband wasn't military I don't know how we would make it.
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War pays. How else are people gonna get an education?
The sad part is the amount I paid per year for college is a little less than what I was making; human services pays next to nothing. If my husband wasn't military I don't know how we would make it.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:53am.
Hello mah honey, hello mah baby, hello my rag time gal... :)
I don't know why but it makes me feel really good to see obnixious little shits get all the attitude squeezed out of them.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Hell, you guys piss me off I can take my fat ass elsewhere; there it was my job to be sympathetic and listen to people explain why they tried to kill themselves because their dog was ignoring them...
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Heck, if their dog is sick and tired of them, pass them the razor blade!
Hell, you guys piss me off I can take my fat ass elsewhere; there it was my job to be sympathetic and listen to people explain why they tried to kill themselves because their dog was ignoring them...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 23, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Did anyone see the UK series Brat Camp? This kid is seriously heading for a stint on that show.
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Oh yeah, a group of british brats in the desert. I want my mummy!!!! How can one resist??
Submitted by boomsy on September 22, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Teehee; tell me about it. Actaully, it wasn't that bad. I worked in a mental health facility and some days no one wanted to do anything so I would just twidle my thumbs and get paid for being there essentially. However, listening to people bitch all day will wear you down so after 3 years I had to quit. I left there about 2 months ago and it's been SO QUIET...
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and now you're here. that seems apt does it not?
:D
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 12:34am
Teehee; tell me about it. Actaully, it wasn't that bad. I worked in a mental health facility and some days no one wanted to do anything so I would just twidle my thumbs and get paid for being there essentially. However, listening to people bitch all day will wear you down so after 3 years I had to quit. I left there about 2 months ago and it's been SO QUIET...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Did anyone see the UK series Brat Camp? This kid is seriously heading for a stint on that show.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 22, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 12:20am
I only got 30 minutes for lunch and had groups or meeting from 8-11:30/12 then from 1-3. No time for naps; it sucked.
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You had to work ALL DAY? Did they at least have the courtesy to warn you about that in the interview?
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 3:32pm.
on phone for a while...
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On the BBQ for a while...
on phone for a while...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Frank
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 12:20am
I only got 30 minutes for lunch and had groups or meeting from 8-11:30/12 then from 1-3. No time for naps; it sucked.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
We get this tv show downunder, BBQ challenge from the US of A. My gawd, it makes my mouth water.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Hey!
What did ya'll do to our Aussie?
SandBitch?
(((Helloooooo)))
Texan Puddy is looking for you...hooo!
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I jus popped out to mah local store...I got a hankerin for a hunk o beef!
Hey!
What did ya'll do to our Aussie?
SandBitch?
(((Helloooooo)))
Texan Puddy is looking for you...hooo!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Frank
the trick to sleeping in your car is to have an alarm. cell phones are great for that. i worked at one place where people slept in their cars all the time at lunch, and other times.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 12:05am
LOL...it's embarrassing but I've done that before. In hs my mom used to make me study for 3 hours straight right after school. Sometimes I was so desperate for a nap I would go to the bathroom and just sleep on the floor. Sure, 30 minutes in the bathroom is a long time but she never checked on me so it was a wonderful escape on those really long days...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
My old office used to piss me off because it had a bunch of windows so I could moniter patients if I needed to run in for a minute. Everyone else had nice wood doors with couches in their offices; I got screwed. There were days were I was tempted to nap in my car I was so tired and worried about falling asleep while driving.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Afternoon naps rule. When I go back to work I'm toast unless I find an accommodating toilet.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
I don't know how anyone can stand the heat you get there.
A computer in a bedroom is WAY worse than a tv... in a good way :)
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Our token Aussie is talking like your token Night Texan! We are right appreciatin', ma'am!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Not an insomniac here; I pass out for a few hours in the afternoon then can't sleep at night. My dr. told me no naps but dang it, I like my nappies...
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I like a power nap...but it keeps me awake through the night. I must be dracula...hahaaha.
Anyhoot, it's getting fucking hot here in Queensland and it's not even Summer yet. I'm gonna hafta move the puta and tv into the air conditioned cave aka mah bedroom.
Naw, in the end, I'm doing pretty good in life considering all my issues and I'm going to say being well educated instead of a welfare baby mamaa with 6 kids whose names end in -maine and -nisha says it all. My moms did what she had to and I learned what I need to learn.
Hopefully someone will do for this kid whatever is needed, be it psychiatry, medicine, ass whuppings, if it will give him a better future! Right now he's an asshole! Sucks to say that about a kid.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Not an insomniac here; I pass out for a few hours in the afternoon then can't sleep at night. My dr. told me no naps but dang it, I like my nappies...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
It's getting bloody cold on the west coast. Suddenly cold the last few days. Good sleeping weather.
So it's just a few insomniacs and a token aussie?
Oh speaking of which - sandbitch check out the links below.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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HEY!
We are here. It is a regular Buttcake Fiesta! Yeehaw!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran
Wow; don't think I've ever seen it this empty this early.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Here too! Multi-tasking. Hard to eat and type.
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fucking looks like it boomsay...
Mrs K has been flaunting beef for the last few hours and she make me hungry! I'm about to gonna fire up the girl, (typo but its staying) and throw a slab of beast on...
Are you 2 the only other ones here?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 2:42pm.
@Sandbitch,
I have been working (finally) for the last couple of weeks so my DLTime has been drastically cut. Most of the late night crew I don't even know. LOL. They seem soooo young. They don't get me.
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Well, your bald pussay absence has been noted. Everyone else is burned out from live blogging the Emmy's. What a farce that was. No Xtina Aguilera!
@Sandbitch,
I have been working (finally) for the last couple of weeks so my DLTime has been drastically cut. Most of the late night crew I don't even know. LOL. They seem soooo young. They don't get me.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran