Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
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Hey now, be gentle with the sociopaths. Our problem is learning to feel sympathy for others and guilt. Narcisstic, full blown manic depressive too! LOL. have that with your post toasties.
I do neither. It is confusing sometimes what people expect from me. Learning to fake it is huge...
The kid found out what it was like to be a media star, his friends gave him tons of respect and his learned "bad" behavior is a result. If family does nothing and the media keeps showering him with attention this behavior will continue. He is not a future sociopath. He is a brat.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Hello Kids!
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DEB! WTF YOU BEEN ALL WEEKEND??
HUH?
Submitted by jussayin
See? There's the payoff. A lifetime of guilt and the repayments...
Does your adoptive mom have a certain golden glow?
Aaaarfgh!
That child is seriously mentally ill. Beatings wouldn't help. I wouldn't be surprised if he's schizophrenic.
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latarian is much bigger than gary, but gary has more anger in him...could be a nice match up...i may have to give you the whole dollar just to see this action...
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yeah...
gary was like a sociopath and lateriian is just BAD AS HELL. in a fight to the death gary would win because sociopaths are sadistic and ruthless.
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Hello Kids!
The little freak is a media hound. Parents need to send the little shit to boot camp. See if he likes getting his picture taken there!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Frank
How many years did it take you to realize that you were acting like a complete cunt?
...I always knew, just didn't care. took a long time for me to care....
Just askin' but do you feel guilty?
...yup.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 2:20pm.
The mothers name is Pffft?
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Lucky for them it wasn't.
Darpffft
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Dampffft
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I have a friend who is um, african american. He named his daughters...
Damira
Darshelle
Blends of his and his baby momma's names. Pffft.
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The mothers name is Pffft?
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Submitted by jussayin on September 23, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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The old nature vs nurture huh?
How many years did it take you to realize that you were acting like a complete cunt?
Just askin' but do you feel guilty?
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My birth mom dumped me and gave me nuthin. Now I'm bitchin'...
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Maybe your mom should have spent a bit more time showing YOU some compassion before it got to that stage.
....wrong assumption. My mother was awesome to me! She adopted me and gave me everything. I had a mean streak in me and a horrible temper and I was not the nicest of kids to her!! I didn't even know what my problem was. Later seeing all the ADD/ADHD/bipolar/depression in my birth family was a clue. The only reason I have succeeded where most of my family is dead or broke is because my mother tried so hard to get me to see I could be better and to make it stick about being smart and being good. My mother had to walk up the block and go get a policeman to come talk to me because I was that much a holy evil terror to her. She had every right to slap the shit out of me and she should not have waited so long. My mother was nothing BUT good to me!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
My dad made a point of giving my sisters and I all names that wouldn't brand or label us; stupid names will screw you over in life. I went to school with a girl who had 8 bros. and sisters; her dad gave them all names with the name 'John' in honor of himself (she was Johnjalyn). I only mentioned the names because someone insinuated early that only blacks give their children crazy names; can't stand that.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 7:33pm.
re lucky charms - did you see tara tossing spoonfuls of sugar on her fruit loops? at least she had a bowl.
these stories have my moral compass spinning like nuts.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
I have a friend who is um, african american. He named his daughters...
Damira
Darshelle
Blends of his and his baby momma's names. Pffft.
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Here are a few names of babies born this past month that I thought were interesting; all are white:
Amarna Lynn M
Shylee Sydell B
Mischka Rayne
Annikah Paige
Vencenza Ann
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Aaargh - babies named after the seasons or other natural phenomena..
Storm
Skye
Summer
Never Winter, bad luck!
@jussayin
what stopped me was seeing how much I had hurt my mother.
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Maybe your mom should have spent a bit more time showing YOU some compassion before it got to that stage.
However, compassion is learned so maybe she only knows how to hurt.
Here are a few names of babies born this past month that I thought were interesting; all are white:
Amarna Lynn M
Shylee Sydell B
Mischka Rayne
Annikah Paige
Vencenza Ann
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I didn't learn shit until I stopped being a bad ass, and what stopped me was seeing how much I had hurt my mother. When my mother got to the point of slapping me, calling the police to talk to me, and when it made her health deteriorate.
And whenver the bad ass comes out, life gets really rough for me. And truthfully, a good spanking is probably what I need. But trust me, when you are grown, the spankings you get from life aren't usually very pretty at all!
But I also was smart and independent, and so there was a positive in that way.
Mine is bad ass, but he lacks common sense. That is not a good combination and has me scared for his future. Like poor Latarrain!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Alex222 on September 22, 2008 - 9:59pm
Not just blacks that do it; I can show you plenty of pics of white babies here in ND with some awful names...care to see?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by jussayin on September 23, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Fuck, I was a bad ass kid.
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Every behaviour has a payoff, have you figured out what your payoff was yet?
I can only tell you what I am living, angel. No one believed me until they saw it for themselves!
For my kid, his choice is do wrong constantly and get spankings. Just letting y'all know that for some children, that's how they want it. For him, that seems to be what makes him happy and keeps him safe! I've got 3 daycares and school confirmation, plus his psychiatrist and his therapist and his doctor. The scary part is how much worse it would be if he did not get spanked. Everyone who knows me and him are not even concerned because they know for him, it's just the way it has to be.
Fuck, I was a bad ass kid and I still knew how to avoid a spanking! It's not rocket science. Once my mama said the word belt it was time to dead the nonsense and start the sucking up. This Latarrain kid is screaming for an intervention. What more do you want him to do? He's either going to end up ripped from his family, in juvie hall, or dead. Not quite so good options compared to getting spanked and trying to get some sense in this child one way or another.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
i just logged on so i haven't read any of these comments but this dumb fucking asshole knows that kid is a fuck tard so KEEP YOUR KEYS WITH YOU you dumb bitch
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 23, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Gawd. I worked for a pediatrician for 15 years. He was on the SCAN team (suspected child abuse and neglect). First week into the job, a mother dragged her child in because she was complaining of chest pain. Mum was pissed off at the inconvenience because she was at the local pub where she was attending a wake for a biker.
Anyways, comes time for the kiddie (Delilah) to see the Doc and the mum jerks her up under her arms and the little girl let out a squeal in pain.
A chest xray revealed a large inoperable tumor next to the kids heart and she died a few days later. I cried for about 3 weeks. I am weak.
Sooo many comments...
The fact he is rewarded with TV coverage is enough of a profit for him to continue his rampages.
Ok, that's it, all I got.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
@jussayin: honestly, it's hardly possible to exhaust all the nice ways you can - the way the world is means that there's hardly time in teh day. But, honestly, I've seen boys mistreated a whole lot - they're spunky and creative and driven and usually they frustrate people. Most of the time, they're just full of energy and ideas and an impulse to have some control over their environment (that's a very natural human drive, they have to learn how to manage it and that takes time) Usually they just need an outlet. Enough running and independent activity in a day helps. So often, it's a matter of avoiding the situation arising at all. An exhausted boy is a well-behaved boy.
Seriously, it used to be all about the women's movement for me but lately I'm a huge advocate for little boys - their lives are pretty sucky considering the things that are happening inside them, naturally, as they grow.
not judging, just sayin' ;p
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That dumb little boy needs to go to juvie. Why do African American's name their children such dumb/made up names?!
His grandma needs to give that boy up for adoption or give him away!
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 10:28pm.
jussayin, you don't owe me an apology any more than I owe anyone else one. Your kid, your choice. You don't need my approval.
But until someone can show me that it's necessary and it works, my opinion stays the same. I'm not a stubborn person. Our views and perceptions should be open to growth and change, and mine are. I just don't see it changing about that though.
...you know I lurves ya!!! And so not trying to change your opinion. Spanking IS wrong! But....
Unfortunately it is necessary for some, and works for some. That's why some people end up in jail all the time for the same offense, and for others the thought of going to jail is enough to keep us on the straight and narrow.....
You see this Latarrain kid, he's not in the hood, he's NOT starving, he's not mistreated...so why the hell is he acting the way he does. When I'm sure if he acted better he could have had ANYTHING he wanted from his grandma!!! It makes no sense for him to continue to act up, other than in his mind he just isn't right. One way or another, he's going to have to get it.....or he IS going to end up rotting his adult life in jail. And if whipping his ass daily was the only way, then his ass would have to get whupped daily.
Spanking my nephew seems to be the only way so far to keep him from driving my car, setting my house on fire, and having people convinced in public that he really is a sweet boy. Please believe me when I say I exhausted all the nice ways I could.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on September 22, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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Worked for Adolf Hitler. No, wait, it totally didn't.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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Sometimes I hear stories, like that, I just can't fathom that it's possible. I believe you but, it's just horrible. I could never do that job. I'm not strong enough.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on September 22, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Americans want to try to change him; Europeans would kill him so as to save the group. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
I hate to say this but "Your a peein" on the wrong people here.
Your way a little extreme?
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They need to just take this little fucker deep into the woods and leave him there.
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on September 22, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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What about the white kids that act like him? What should we do with them?
Enlighten us.
Speakit- if you are still around, here's a horror story to have a nightmare abotu tonight. Right out of college, before I got my current job, I did home evaluations for Early Intervention services (Kids with diagnosed developmental delays- Theraputic services before they entered public education). I went to one house (a total shitpit) and was talking to the mom. One kid, about 3 said he wanted dinner and then the child I was there for, four maybe, came over. We were seated at the kitchen table and there was no room for them so as I sat there, she dumped a box of Lucky Charms on the floor and the kids scrambled/beat the shit out of each other for the marshmallows. Dinner was served. I quit after that. This was eight years ago? Anyway, I saw them out and about, a big trash family. The kids were still with mom and there were a couple new faces too.
At least abused animals die after 10 years or so.
If you kill this black cretin, he'll never hurt another human being again.
Give up on him. He's not worth a pfennig or a sou. The world is better off with that little black bastard dead. That way, he won't hurt others.
You cannot solve all the world's problems with Democratic liberal thinking. Just kill him and others like him and go forward in this good life.
Americans want to try to change him; Europeans would kill him so as to save the group. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." It's simpler, easier, and cheaper just to incarcerate or terminate him. I prefer termination. It's final and cheaper in the long run. I bet you if they sent him to Europe or Africa they'd kill his fat black ass.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 5:50pm.
When people lip me off at work, I don't go around slapping them in the face to get them to stop being dicks.
yeah...but you know you know you want to LOL! you know they need it too, dont'cha!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
jussayin, you don't owe me an apology any more than I owe anyone else one. Your kid, your choice. You don't need my approval.
But until someone can show me that it's necessary and it works, my opinion stays the same. I'm not a stubborn person. Our views and perceptions should be open to growth and change, and mine are. I just don't see it changing about that though.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 22, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Just be glad we're not Catholic priests, lurking on a kid's asshole thread.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
wow, we're on the asshole kid thread?
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
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Mrs K, I'm really hungry now. May I please have some of your sammich?
Some people really are just "bad seeds".
And for some reason they only understand getting their asses whupped as a means to stop their shit!
Sorry speakit, I'm for Team Spank A Child! I wish it didn't have to happen, but I am learning from experience that for some children there is no other way that they will learn; they just don't get it when you try to explain nicely and rationally.
And I guarantee some grown ups would also benefit from National Smack A Bitch day. I bet if you could go ahead and pop some folk dead in their grille when they started acting the damn fool it would cause some people to think twice about pulling their dumb shit. Some people just don't get it in life.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by TITS on September 22, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Mrs K you deserve your own reality show.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
He needs to be bitch slapped until hell freezes over. So, there is no mom or dad in the picture, I am guessing.
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Mrs K you deserve your own reality show.
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*dust cloud*
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Submitted by TITS on September 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
andimborrowingthecar kthxbai!
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get back here, you little shit!
where are you going?
who are you going to be with?
What time will you be back?
Will there be boys there?
DON'T LET THE BOYS TOUCH YOU!
I yell only because I love you more than life itself.
BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT"S WHY!!!!!!
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 6:51pm.
You can be my mom.
andimborrowingthecar kthxbai!
ps same reason I never had kids. monkey see mommy do.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
To all you parents out there.
I give you your proper respects, you better believe it.
I know what a hard job it is to raise children. How can you live on this earth for 53 years and not now that?
I just didn't have the guts to do it. Both my grandmothers was a shitty mothers and my mother was a shitty mother, and I didn't have kids because I refused to be a shitty mother. It really wasn't until recently, now that my eggs is all dried up, that I even felt ready to have children.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 22, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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I'm not, I was just wondering.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 22, 2008 - 9:35pm.
and throw in mini me in as a bonus...that would sweeten the deal...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by original putas on September 22, 2008 - 5:03pm.
He's not a hopeless case, once the adults in his life get a clue.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 9:34pm.
My Dad left it there the day before when he was working up there and didn't realize the tots were coming over. They knew better than to do that, so don't start shit with me.