Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
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Um...I don't think you can go all the way from "not spanking" to neglect. Just like you can't really go straight from "spanking" to "abuse".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My first instinct would be to put this child to sleep but he clearly was put here on this earth to make me appreciate the fact that i live in a country where this is considered entertainment...
If that kid hit my car, I swear to god him and his grandma.. ooh.. i would.. well, i won't get into specifics in case the kid does hit my car.. and the police decide to look in my computer...
What is wrong with spanking?
I got spanked as a kid and turned out fine. I am not weak and go, "Mommy hit me" and cry myself to sleep. I turned out better than all the kids at school who are druggie whores but are RELIGIOUS.. so jesus disciplined them instead of their parents.. *rolls eyes*
This kid ain't gonna graduate from high school to college, he'll graduate from sociopath to psychopath, (and the juvie hall to prison).
Very sad.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I start to think of something evil to say abou tthis kid and then remember he's just 7. Someone has let him down criminally. Sadness. And stay the Fuck away from my ho hos.
LCT- Heard from Kizzay? If you talk in the real world, tell her she's missed.
LCT, you must be referring to the Children's Smokable Crack Vitamins, I presume. Cute little pipes come with the vitamins that can be used to blow bubbles, or crack smoke rings with.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
The poster child for abortion.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by angel_i on September 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming urge to do hoodrat stuff?
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I think so. I have that too.
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Yeah? Well, my g'ma is long dead, but my ma is still kickin' and owns an awesome Navigator, what's say you and me jack ma's car and get our hood rat on? You game? Cuz Ima 'bout to mess me up some Wa-Ma parkin' lot tonight, Dog...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Hmmm? How much Hood would a Hood Rat do if a Hood Rat could do Hood Rat stuff in his Hood? Chuck wood? Or sell crack?
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Run over crack in his Grandma's SUV then smoke it!
Hmmm? How much Hood would a Hood Rat do if a Hood Rat could do Hood Rat stuff in his Hood? Chuck wood? Or sell crack?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Nobody spanks kids anymore! Thats why there's the new KidTazer by Ronco. If you order now we'll throw in some handcuffs and a jail cell.
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Latarian needs to spend some time with the librarian and get some smarts.
I think Latrina needs to be locked in a room with no windows, pillows, or qtips and be forced to listen to Paris's album on repeat. That's worse than a beating. That's cruelty to chill'un.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008
I heart you, and the reubens too!
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Mrs. K. I still have a mom, but if you ever want to adopt me, I'd be cool with that. I'll warn you though, I'm in my 40s and a little set in my ways, but I'm sure you could make me loosen up a bit! I promise to turn in all of my paper route $ to you! I think Latrine might give you a bit more of a challenge though, as it would any other human being.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming urge to do hoodrat stuff?
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I think so. I have that too.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Hysteria on September 22, 2008 - 4:20pm.
WOULD YOU BE MY MOM??!!
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of course, dear.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by DCL on September 22, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I just love it when people with no children offer parenting advice. Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz--but come back around with something to say when you actually HAVE a child.
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Would you take parenting advice from Lynn Spears? Or Dina Lohan? Frankly, I think my advice is better.
But I am not offering parenting advice. I just stated my opinion. No reason to get defensive. But just because I do not have children I cannot express my opinion that spanking is wrong? So another words, I can't say it's wrong to sell your child into slavery either?
I understand what you are saying and yes, I admit that if I had children my opinion just might change. MIGHT.
Yes, I might change my mind because I lose my temper, and I am at a loss for what to do when my kids misbehaves and I need to justify that.
However, I have many friends with children and they do not spank them and the results are stellar.
That's all I'm sayin'. And there are plenty of people here today who have kids who have said the same exact thing I am saying. There are other ways to teach your children.
I think Latarian needs someone who really loves and cares for him.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming urge to do hoodrat stuff?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have thinking about what to do with this little thing... I've got an Idea.
put him a collar like the one they use to train dogs, he does something wrong dayum!, choke the shit out of him, a la "santa's little helper style"
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
angel_i, yeah, he'd really love that! And perhaps while singing a song, like "I'm a little teapot short and stout......", as the shock collar sparks his ass up! If that wouldn't deter him from a life of crime, what would?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008
In case I wasn't clear, even if you don't have kids, i think you would be a great mom.
physical or psych abuse will fuck up a kid for real and for ever.
Mandatory sterilization!! We can not let this kid reproduce. Can you imagine what his kid will do: "I shot him because I wanted to". Stop the insanity and please give a vasectomy tommorow.
I say put him in a suit and let him be the mascot at Safety Day for his school:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Who's with me? I've got a couple of bucks to contribute to Latrine's Hood Rat suit! Make him do a tour on talk shows and dance! A dog training shock collar should provide the proper motivation! And don't let him talk either! angel_i, SB, others? Let's set up an account! Rapido! Pronto, Now!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I have kids. I think spanking is wrong.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 22, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Yeah - I immediately put him in the category: Men!*eyeroll* (that's the category, just like that)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Zing!
Submitted by DCL on September 22, 2008 - 7:22pm.
I just love it when people with no children offer parenting advice. Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz--but come back around with something to say when you actually HAVE a child.
IMAGINE how tough you THINK it is to raise a child and I guarantee it's exponentially tougher.
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Oh, so because we don't have kids we're not in a position to justify why we think spanking is wrong?
And just because something is tough justifies physical punishment?
Come the fuck on. We're not cavemen.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by Incognito on September 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
I'm sorry I'm so against using this word at all, but especially on predominantly white sites, but whatevs... THIS LITTLE NIGGA HERE!!!!!!!!!
He is making us look so bad. My Ivy Legaue degree ain't worth jack shit if in a professional setting they look at me and see him... sadness.
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Not all people are going to associate this kid with black people as a whole, you know :P
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Yeah - I immediately put him in the category: Men!*eyeroll* (that's the category, just like that)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@stake_spike: LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Incognito on September 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
I'm sorry I'm so against using this word at all, but especially on predominantly white sites, but whatevs... THIS LITTLE NIGGA HERE!!!!!!!!!
He is making us look so bad. My Ivy Legaue degree ain't worth jack shit if in a professional setting they look at me and see him... sadness.
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Not all people are going to associate this kid with black people as a whole, you know :P
The stories about this future prisoner aren't funny anymore.
I just love it when people with no children offer parenting advice. Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz--but come back around with something to say when you actually HAVE a child.
IMAGINE how tough you THINK it is to raise a child and I guarantee it's exponentially tougher. I love my child more than anything and I swore I would never smack his butt. I figured if I was good enough of a mom I wouldn't have to. Well guess what? Kids are all about testing boundaries --especially the ones regarding authority. You do what you have to do to get through to them--period.
I think Latarian needs a good butt whooping--- but by someone who really loves and cares for him. NOT his grandma who obviously has no clue.
That little f-cker. Someone needs to slap the black off him.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008
lol! first, I thought your avie was a miniature brain! reubens, i love!
You may not want my endorsement, and i'm prolly 15 years older than you, but...
WOULD YOU BE MY MOM??!!
Just, please, please momma...don't send my ass to jesus camp!! they wash your brains there! for realz! not in a good way!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 22, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Gonnaburn, from the look on his face, he learned a big lesson. A buddy said he saw it on the evening news and that the kid was forced to confess on camera to admit to what he did and HATED doing it
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That's actually pretty awesome right there. Just facing your "sins"...works wonders on a lot of people, actually...and if he felt badly, well - that's a good sign!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Oops, edit. Maybe they should make him wear a retired and nasty used Chucky Cheese costume with the words Hood Rat on it! Make his ass dance a little jig too! Never underestimate the power of humiliation!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Gonnaburn, from the look on his face, he learned a big lesson. A buddy said he saw it on the evening news and that the kid was forced to confess on camera to admit to what he did and HATED doing it! It was before the time of TiVos and I still don't have one anyway. I think that every time Latrine is interviewed, a condition of his sentence should be that he wears a bikini, or some other equally humiliating outfit! That would shut that shit right down!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I have to say, 'spank' is a funny word. Spank spank spank spank. Spank. Tee hee!
I'm sorry I'm so against using this word at all, but especially on predominantly white sites, but whatevs... THIS LITTLE NIGGA HERE!!!!!!!!!
He is making us look so bad. My Ivy Legaue degree ain't worth jack shit if in a professional setting they look at me and see him... sadness.
with that said
he is my hero
i too want to "smoke cigarettes and do hoodrat things"
i'm not too sure about "high speed chase[s]" though. my heart couldn't take it.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Treatment. Pfft. Hide the fucking keys.
And watch that kid like a hawk.
Its funny cuz you see a daring adult and you say Oooh...aahh...SO brave! A daring kid? Treatment.
And teach the kid about the consequences...she says he knows but if he really knows he'll be more careful.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Sorry LCT...i misread it. Siblings usually can use a bit of charm on the younger ones mainly because they look up to big sis or big bro. So i can see how that would work. I DO talk to my boys constantly and I work with them and teach them. They are super smart for being 3-1/2...and spankings are few and very far between.
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You have a point there. And I'm glad you don't resort to spanking ALL the time. That would be a problem.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 23, 2008 - 8:52am.
SB, that's just good, youthful stunt training at work.
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No no no no no. I do not enjoy not appreciate tending to stupidity induced compound fractures.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I see your point and if he did kill one of my nonexistent kids I'd probably want to send him to the electric chair, however, if I want to solve any kind of problem that last thing I want to do is think with my emotions, ya know? Maybe you are right, maybe there is nothing to do for this kid other than lock him up, however, I think this is a real problem in this country. Kids raising themselves and doing a piss poor job of it. Latrine is not the only one. It makes me sad.
I understand the frustration people feel at this situation, however, no one can realistically think that beating him is the answer...even though it may feel good at the time.
FFS, he's a child. He's seven years old!!!!
I was left to my own devices at a pretty young age. I never had a criminal record, but it did take me quite a long time to figure things out.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
I agree with the idea of letting the people whose cars he smashed come over and wreck his stuff. Because you just know this little turd has a PlayStation, and an iPod, and a cell phone. It wouldn't even come close to making up for the damage he caused, but it might make an impression on him (and definitely make the victims feel a bit better).
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
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Who here would have gotten the living shit beat out of them? My father would probably be in prison for putting my ass in a coma if I did something like this. I would have been apologizing live from my hospital room, drool cup right by my side since half of my body wouldn't work anymore.
SB, that's just good, youthful stunt training at work. Sorta like when I was around 7 and my buddy and I thought that tying a bed sheet to our belt loops on the back and holding on for dear life (literally) with the front corner would glide us safely down from the top of the playground slide ladder. It failed to produce the expected results.
I can't imagine ever doing shit like stealing a car though! What the fuck would you do about that?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Grandma needs to be more aware of what he's doing.
She can start by not leaving her keys on the counter anymore. Obviously. Otherwise, she will be burying her grandson in the near future.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 5:42pm.
The difference is that I'm trying to look at the bigger picture here, these little fucker is not good.
what would you think if when this kid stole grandma's car, he killed somebody you love?; lets say one of your own kids..? would you still think he deserves love and attention...?
I'm not saying is his fault his parents are prob. non existing in this kid's life, but he is already fucked up, lock him up.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*