Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
Thanks Jenn
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 22, 2008 - 6:36pm.
That is BRILLIANT. I'll bet he didn't do that again.
I'm all for spanking. As long as there is a clear safety word that both parties know and it doesn't get too kinky or harsh. As for kids, not so much so. Unless you're somewhat retarded and managed to retain a kid, it's a good thing to remember that you are smarter than you kid and therefore have more options.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Latarian? Why would you name your kid something that so closely resembles Latrine?
I guess it's appropriate. This kid sounds like quite the little "shit".
Dr D - when I was in Arizonie last, I visited my two nephews who live up in Wilcox. It was the first time I'd ever met them. When I arrived, there was the youngest aged 15 doing back flips off a wheelie bin onto concrete!
I got outta the car yelling (think aussie accent) FUCKING JOYSUS! WHAT THE FACK! WHO IS THIS LIDDLE CUNT! Nicole Kidman I am not...
First take away his fucking Twinkies and Nintendo. Stick the little fucker on a treadmill for about a year. Grandma, keep your fucking keys up in your pussy or your ass or somewhere Latarian might not think to look for them ONCE was too much but TWICE shows that grandma's attempts at raising this little prick aren't working. This kid needs to have 100% of his time occupied doing something productive, everything from scrubbing the toilet to playing soccer or karate and not including watching MTV or BET all day, or ANY TV. This little bastard could have killed someone, way past time for some sort of authority to step in, although this kid really does seem pretty far gone, sad.
Bring in the SUPERNANNY!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by sonah22 on September 22, 2008 - 5:31p
Attention?? are you kidding me???
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Well, STMS, suffice it to say that you and I have very different ideas about this poor kid, huh?
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This little motherfucker is raising himself and he's doing a piss poor job of it.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 3:30pm.
*sets up fundraiser for Jesus camp*
who's in?
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here's ten bucks.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
I saw a kid on a corner once with a sign that said something like "I stole from this store and let down myself and my parents." Or something to that effect. The kid looked completely embarrassed and it looked like his dad was sitting right behind him in a lawn chair, watching. I thought that was BRILLIANT! Too bad it wouldn't work for Hood Rat. He'd love that sort of attention and instant 'gangsta street cred'. Damn, what to do. Maybe they should dress him up in a chicken suit, or little girls clothing and parade him around. Doubt if it would change shit, but it sure would be amusing for everyone else!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 23, 2008 - 8:30am.
Hey SB! You still into the spanking thing? Didn't die camping, but I sure tried (via a quad).
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Hey DD, I only spanked it the ONCE and I waited until it was 26. No one was gonna deprive me of it. Then he punched me. Then we got our elastic band guns out and it was on for young and old.
Submitted by sonah22 on September 22, 2008 - 5:31p
Attention?? are you kidding me???
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
So sad---seems like he needs more attention. Doesn't seem like he has parents, and maybe his grandmother doesn't have time. I hope he finds someone to look after him.
When my daughter gets older I will not smack her tush. I will make her do the laundry, scrub toilets, and clean the litter box instead of going to dance class.
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*sets up fundraiser for Jesus camp*
who's in?
Hey SB! You still into the spanking thing? Didn't die camping, but I sure tried (via a quad).
OT- I think MK should sign up for alerts on this lil' punk to keep us entertained in a sick sorta way. It sounds like there will be years of destructive entertainment value stemming from this accomplished Hoot Rat! Yippeeee, we can all fiddle as he burns down entire cities!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 6:14pm.
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LMFAO!
You are such an asshole!
*that is my way of Luvving you*
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Embarrassment is the most effective parenting tool. I once chased my son down the road wearing my pyjamas and pink fluffy slippers. I let him get a good 100 yards down the road first.
And he thought he could sneak out with his mates without me knowing...RIGHT. Cop this you little shit...
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 3:17pm.
what would you do?
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scientology!
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Jesus Camp!
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 6:20pm.
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You are right,I will just knock her(10 yr.old)ass out!
Kidding.
She is almost as big as me now!!!
Little Bitch.
I love them,though!♥
my daughter is 11
I know exactly what you mean
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 22, 2008 - 2:24pm.
"Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I agree tonic, no playstation (or whatever) no TV, NOTHING. Let the little asshole sit in his EMPTY room unless it is time to eat, go to the bathroom, etc."
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See, that's exactly it. Every kid is different and you have to deal with them at their individual level in order to get them to respond. Some kids "get" words, others "get" spanking. Clearly this fat little fuck "gets" Grand Theft Auto and Twinkies. And probably doritos, MTV, cheetos, and frapps too by the looks of it. Sounds like a prison cell might be the way to go.
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That made me laugh my ass off. LOL.
Godc, I have a fever and feel like shit and said I was going to go home 2 hrs ago. UGH!
Ok, leaving now.
Night.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 6:20pm.
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You are right,I will just knock her(10 yr.old)ass out!
Kidding.
She is almost as big as me now!!!
Little Bitch.
I love them,though!♥
"Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I agree tonic, no playstation (or whatever) no TV, NOTHING. Let the little asshole sit in his EMPTY room unless it is time to eat, go to the bathroom, etc."
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See, that's exactly it. Every kid is different and you have to deal with them at their individual level in order to get them to respond. Some kids "get" words, others "get" spanking. Clearly this fat little fuck "gets" Grand Theft Auto and Twinkies. And probably doritos, MTV, cheetos, and frapps too by the looks of it. Sounds like a prison cell might be the way to go.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
actually I don't think beating the shit of this kid would do anything anymore, I think he is beyond help, to little to late.
what would you do?
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(First of all, did I really type "to little to late. That is not like me...I am so embarrassed.)
I've been thinking about it and thinking about it.
Sigh.
Honestly? I have no fuckin' idea.
I'd probably try to get him some professional help.
Another sigh.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
I spanked my son once in his life - he was 26. He punched me back. Fair deal.
I would have never gotten into this discussion had someone not posted saying 'spank or your kid will be a brat' sort of thing.
I'm human, it pissed me off. And my son is a living example that that is NOT true. He is extremely respectful, thoughtful and grateful. He's outgoing and friendly. I'm not singing his praises as a mother, but describing him as the person he has become.
Love, guidance, structure and sometimes punishment, is necessary. I don't think hitting a child is.
With that, I will stop 'speaking it'.
This is the same incident from April. It's just been re-edited.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 4:17pm
6 y.o maybe
10 NO
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 4:14pm.
I would prefer a quick swat on the ass then being held over the toilet by my ankles and told that jesus didnt love me because i did not color in the lines.
LMMFAO
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 3:12pm.
LOL! Damn gray hoodie!!
The spanking debate is a moot point with this kid anyway. It's already well known that abuse has been part of his life already, so that won't work. And who's going to spank him anyway? Grandma sounds like she's already gotten her ass kicked enough by him, so do we hire some court appointed ass blisterer. Would that make a difference? He seems like the type of kids who would spit in your face and then try to kill you in the middle of it all. No, he'll end up in juvie and will be a product of a failing system until he gets older and is committed for whatever crime he is destined to do. He'll be a lovely gent when he is in his 20s, if he even lives that long.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
My friend,LaShelle tells me to spank their heinie not hard but with every word.Like"I *tap* told *tap* you *tap* not*tap*...etc...
What do you guys think of that? Cause I do not hit my kids and they sometimes have a nasty attitude(duh)like all kids do.
My kids are ten and six.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
actually I don't think beating the shit of this kid would do anything anymore, I think he is beyond help, to little to late.
what would you do?
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scientology!
Submitted by Callan on September 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
I guarantee you that if this kid had been spanked when he was younger, he would not be pulling this shit.
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That's the thing, Callan, you cannot guarantee that in any way, shape or form!
He's not pulling this shit because he wasn't spanked, but because he was not given any structure, guidance or boundaries. He was not taught respect.
He's out of control because no adult ever took time to parent him properly.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by Callan on September 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
I would beat the shit out of this kid, and for those of you who don't advocate that kind of punishment, I guarantee you that if this kid had been spanked when he was younger, he would not be pulling this shit.
Maybe, maybe not. I think he is a product of his environment. No father figure around, mother obviously has some problems because she can't be bothered to raise him. He is likely angry at being abandoned and acting out in huge ways to get attention. This is a serious cry for help. Who knows? Drugs and violence could be a part of this child's daily life. It has to be something major.
I would prefer a quick swat on the ass then being held over the toilet by my ankles and told that jesus didnt love me because i did not color in the lines.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Listen. Regardless of your child-rearing leanings, you should not have to defend yourself on a damn gossip blog. Really
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@xxYxz thanks for the suggestions. I can pass it along to her kids.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
actually I don't think beating the shit of this kid would do anything anymore, I think he is beyond help, to little to late.
what would you do?
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Someone please castrate that little turd so there will be no more pieces o' shit like him. How long till he's in the big house?
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Better yet, don't have kids at all, then you don't have to get involved in the "to spank or not to spank" dilemma. That was my choice, and I'm simultaneously not adding future overpopulating breeders :) You don't have to thank me. I know.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
You just know this lil fat bitch owns a grey hoodie!
Take his hoodie away and the probem is solved!
Then punch his mom in the cunt for leaving him to be raised by his granmaw while she goes and lays up in the bed with some man and doing drugs instead of raising her baby!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
My thoughts on spanking were pretty much based on the fact that I was bigger than my kids. Not slamming anyone who spanks, just voicing my personal preference..
anywho, based on the fact that no matter what I was bigger, stronger, taller, weighed more, I just would pick my kids up and pretty much get them to co-operate by removing them from the situation if they refused to do it by themselves.
just me! not flaming anyone, peace.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I agree tonic, no playstation (or whatever) no TV, NOTHING. Let the little asshole sit in his EMPTY room unless it is time to eat, go to the bathroom, etc.
I am not saying this about anyone here, OK???!?!?!
but some people seem to think that "no spanking" means "no discipline," and that is just not true.
I would never suggest that a child not be disciplined. I just believe that there are ways to teach and enforce the rules without using any kind of physical punishment. I have seen it time and time again with my friends and their kids.
OK, now everyone knows I don't have kids, right?
Just be thankful cos if I did I am pretty sure they make Latrine here look like an altar boy.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Was hoping for a "FUCK OFFF" a la Harvey Price. They kind of look alike.
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MK needs to teach a writing class at the Learning Annex.
Kid needs some whoop-ass.
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I rarely spank, for me spanking is reserved for the major situations. But come on people, you cannot have a rational conversation with a 3, 4, 5 year old.
Yes, you can have a discussion and explain what he/she did that was wrong and why. But kids have the attention span of a gnat, any discussion, at that age, more than that is useless. They'll sit there and stare blankly at you.
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Yes, you can on their level, I DID IT. And I can argue the same point that hitting them at a young age isn't teaching them anything other than their parent inflicts pain,fear and humiliation on them. At that age, they will repeat the behavior, so hitting them repeatedly isn't doing anything positive.
I would beat the shit out of this kid, and for those of you who don't advocate that kind of punishment, I guarantee you that if this kid had been spanked when he was younger, he would not be pulling this shit.
This kid angers me so much. He will grow up to be a do-nothing and have zero respect for anybody else. His poor grandmother is raising his sorry ass, and he does shit like this to her.
I would send this kid to military school, and let the people there have free reign with him.
Mrs.K
eggzactly!!!
Listen. Regardless of your child-rearing leanings, you should not have to defend yourself on a damn gossip blog. Really.
I'm outta here for the day. Peace ALL.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 22, 2008 - 3:02pm.
So, is a 24th or so late term abortion out of the question?
LOL! That was funny. Your post is sad, but very true. Not many options for this one.