Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
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It's night time here- good night.
I hope I don't dream about this bloody kid. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, him or every person who meets him.
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I think for starters just taking away this kid's playstation and grand theft auto III would do wonders.
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Sorry LCT...i misread it. Siblings usually can use a bit of charm on the younger ones mainly because they look up to big sis or big bro. So i can see how that would work. I DO talk to my boys constantly and I work with them and teach them. They are super smart for being 3-1/2...and spankings are few and very far between.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I rarely spank, for me spanking is reserved for the major situations. But come on people, you cannot have a rational conversation with a 3, 4, 5 year old.
Yes, you can have a discussion and explain what he/she did that was wrong and why. But kids have the attention span of a gnat, any discussion, at that age, more than that is useless. They'll sit there and stare blankly at you.
This kid needs professional help, badly. If not, he'll be in prison by the time he's 15.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Ballet?
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Mental Health Times!
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I agree that this topic is causing a bit of tension. I feel it and let me clarify that if you don't want to spank your child...AWESOME! Whatever works for you. Honestly. I just don't care to be told that I have problems maybe because my parents spanked me and like a child i don't know any better so i do the same to my kids. I'm done arguing...we feel what we feel.
Where's a Wino post when we need one???
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:59pm.
HELLO? I HAVE A KID. You MAKE them listen. If spanking worked, you'd only have to do it once. So.. you can talk to them to death until they learn or you can hit them, and that doesn't teach them anything.
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Nicely put.
This is turning into spank or not to spank, when the fact is, this boy needs a mental health intervention, the likes of which would end with him getting in home, in school help, therapists and maybe meds as needed.
this is not your normal child situation. you could beat this kid into the ground and it would not help.
Also, there is a line between a swat on the bottom to get attention and a full out beating, yes. however, in a case where the adult may not be able to control the situation, it's best not to use physical punishment.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
So, is a 24th or so late term abortion out of the question? Seriously, nothing I can think of will ever change this mini-menace to society. Beat his ass? Sounds like he probably already had that done in between his parents beating on each other. Throw him in juvie? He'll just become a better trained and more callous criminal. Medicate him? He'll just turn into a druggie. Leave him with his grannie and hope for the best? Look at the wonderful job she's done with him and her kids already. She's too stupid to think he'll learn from this. Yeah, the poor little angelic tyke is only 7 and has his whole life ahead of him (to upgrade to a mass murder rap) and he is a product of the worst influences society has to offer, so what do we do? I say drop him into a adult jail with near sighted, deaf and dumb guards and let them have him. Or someone teach him the fine art of hunting. The type where a hunter goes out with an old dog and only one comes back. Oh goody, society and its' patrons are doomed to suffer this tiny Gary Coleman wanna be douche for as long as he breathes.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:59pm.
LCT...at 13 years old...talking is possible. But at 2 years to like 5 or 6 or 7 in Latarions case...kids are of a different mindset and cant reason like older kids. Spankings...or swats are reserved to get the kids attention when they are very small. Not baby-baby small...but little kid small.
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No, I'm saying when I was 15, I could talk my 3 year old sister out of shit. I know teenagers are easier to talk to, but if you're calm with kids and actually TALK to them like adults, I don't know what the hell it does, maybe it makes them feel good that you're not talking to them like a baby, but it worked like a charm with her.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
He's fat, he's need's to go on a diet. Too much sugar has him all wired up to do things. Why doesn't the grandmother keep him busy with karate lessons or something for him to calm him down
NOT KARATE
something that will calm him down... yogalates?
or a sport perhaps? soccer... golf...basketball
I do not look down upon parents who don't spank. Everyone raises their children how they see fit and for what works for their family, whether it be the occasional spank, a time out, a discussion, whatever. To each their own.
There is a difference between spanking and the belt. I was raised without the belt, but occasionally swatted on the butt. One time, when I was a teen, my grandmother slapped me in the face. Oh god, I still remember the feeling to this day! I knew I had really pissed her off! I deserved it though, for sure. My cousins got the belt, and my one little cousin who was a bad kid, would laugh while getting hit by the belt! It is not effective for some. My little cousin should have went to boot camp instead. I agree that it is easy to say this is what I will and won't do when I have children when you don't have them yet. Things change and it really depends on the situation. My baby running into the parking lot? For sure a spanking on the butt and some stern words. You need to let them know how serious the situation is, and how are you going to reason with a two year old?
"Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 3:56pm."
I know you were talking to M.E., but most people I know spank their kids as a last resort when everything else fails. My bratty 3yo nephew, for example. It gets their attention and it makes them think "whoa, mom and dad were serious".
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:54pm.
You can say what you will...but once you have kids of your own...things change. This whole..."talking your kid out of being a brat" makes me laugh because YOU try doing that and let me know how it works for you. lol. Kids DONT listen...
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HELLO? I HAVE A KID. You MAKE them listen. If spanking worked, you'd only have to do it once. So.. you can talk to them to death until they learn or you can hit them, and that doesn't teach them anything.
LCT...at 13 years old...talking is possible. But at 2 years to like 5 or 6 or 7 in Latarions case...kids are of a different mindset and cant reason like older kids. Spankings...or swats are reserved to get the kids attention when they are very small. Not baby-baby small...but little kid small.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
He's fat, he's need's to go on a diet. Too much sugar has him all wired up to do things. Why doesn't the grandmother keep him busy with karate lessons or something for him to calm him down. Also she is delusional to say he knows the seriousness of taking a car. Obviously he doesn't that is why he takes the keys. What insurance company is giving her insurance after the first incident? They mentioned his mother, she doesn't have a car for him to do that to her. He is so disrespectful. I kinda feel bad for the grandmother because she is damn if she do if she beats him, starve him or locks him in the house and and damn if she doesn't because she put's up with it and the city or asc doesn't help.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
The topic is obviously very controversial and divisive and I get all kinds of stomach aches when things get tense around here.
Let's just spread love and joy, shall we, and stay away form these nasty sorts of things.
Let's go to our happy places.
Unicorns, rainbows, kosher deli.
That being said, this kid has NOT gotten what he needs from the adults in his life and is acting out in the worst way possible and it may in fact be too late to help him.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
It's only a matter of time before this kid kills someone. It'll either be "by accident" on one of his rampages or on purpose later on. Maybe the next thing he'll do is steal a gun, point it at the cops and get taken out. Sounds cold and it probably is but if he's this far gone and he's only 7, I don't think there's hope for him...or society with him living in it.
*nova*
you can help me and paulapoo set up the event!
Bring chips and Chicken wings!
I'll find an umbrella
From this thread I'm getting the impression that those who would not spank their kids are horrible parents who can't and won't do what's right for their kids.
Am I the only one that seems something wrong with that picture??
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Spankings don't cause pain,
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Okay, then what is it doing? What is it teaching? How will it modify the negative behavior? Fear? Humiliation? I'm not being facetious, I truly don't understand. I cannot see a positive rational reason to use spanking and if someone can provide one, I will gladly stand corrected.
Exactly M.E....its a swat on the butt in my house...not a full on get the wooden spoon out and make a nice blister on my kids bum. NO WAY.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:54pm.
You can say what you will...but once you have kids of your own...things change. This whole..."talking your kid out of being a brat" makes me laugh because YOU try doing that and let me know how it works for you. lol. Kids DONT listen...
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I have a sister 13 years my junior. I managed to talk her out of being a little shit many times when I was 15. Maybe she's just an angel child, but if I can do that at 15, any other adult shouldn't have a problem.
Submitted by paulapoo on September 22, 2008 - 3:52pm.
How about a 3-way demolition derby with Latarian, Harvey, and Britney? No crash helmets allowed.
Only if it is in K-feds back yard and SPF and JJ are there to watch!
To all the people who are saying that they think this kid is a hot slut or that they want to kick it with him...
It's not cute. This child is dangerous. You'd better hope that you never encounter him or someone like him in your lifetime. He'd stick a knife in your eye just to see what squirted out, and laugh.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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I don't want to get an argument either, just curious, but if he was only 3, instead of chancing him running in the parking lot in the first place, why didn't you just get the car seat out first, then get him out?
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Because it was out of character for him to leave my side. I always got him out first. Too hard to try and get him unbuckled and out while holding the infant carseat.
You can say what you will...but once you have kids of your own...things change. This whole..."talking your kid out of being a brat" makes me laugh because YOU try doing that and let me know how it works for you. lol. Kids DONT listen...
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I don't see anything wrong with spanking. It's like anything else, you do it in moderation and it's not a problem. I was a holy terror to my parents and if it were not for my father's hand of doom, I doubt I would have become the sane, well-adjusted ;) person that I am today.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
The caption above should read:
Latarian Milton
Stole Grandmother's car...AGAIN
Spankings don't cause pain, it is a swat on the butt (in my house anyway). I wouldn't beat my child.
That being said, this hood rat needs his ass kicked.
How about a 3-way demolition derby with Latarian, Harvey, and Britney? No crash helmets allowed.
*dies*
OMFG!!!chips and wings!!
I love it
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:47pm._______________________________
I don't want to get an argument either, just curious, but if he was only 3, instead of chancing him running in the parking lot in the first place, why didn't you just get the car seat out first, then get him out?
Whatever consequences Mom and Grandma are giving this boy are not working. Latarian needs to meet up with that shithead from Maury who wants to "still stuff" for her baby. They need some time with a therapist and possibly DRUGS.
LCT,
Let me preface this with I LURVE YOU...
"causing physical pain to your child in a way they don't understand."
I think if your punishments cause physical pain, then you are a fuck-up parent.
My ass got swapped. It didn't hurt. It was humiliating!!
I think (think) that's what Nova is sayin. Sometimes a bop on the booty gets their attention.
I think you're step-dad should be eviscerated.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Mrs. K. - I spank but I will never use the belt on my kids.
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I know that, sweetie.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:47pm.
LCT - you don't have kids right?
It is very easy to say what you should do as an alternative to spanking when you aren't faced WITH that choice. Yes, my kids get toys taken away, favorite movie taken away, etc. But there are certain situations that require right then and their action, that taking a toy away or whatever just doesn't do it.
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No, I don't, and while I understand what you say when you don't know how to deal with a situation until you've been there, I DO know that between my kids and myself, I'm the adult, and I should know how to deal with a situation that doesn't involve getting physical. When people lip me off at work, I don't go around slapping them in the face to get them to stop being dicks. I don't see why it should be any different with kids.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
LMFAO! Am I wrong for saying go Latarian?
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It would be even more exciting if they threw some potato chips on the floor of the ring and dangled some chicken wings above their heads.
Mrs. K. - I spank but I will never use the belt on my kids.
OK, finally got up the courage to press play. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? Aside from what has been said thus far- he's 7? So why does he talk like a 2 year old? That kid is 10 kinds of wrong and his fucking parents should be looking after him, not his exhausted gran (who should hide the keys)
(edited to add) Just to join in, I have never hit either of my kids, hitting is wrong. Unless it's a sleb when any amount of hitting is not only OK, but to be encouraged.
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Some children are just born sociopaths. I have sympathy for the parents of truly sick children like Latarian. We're not talking bad behavior and poor discipline at home. This kid is very sick, and will spend his life in prison.
I can't blame his grandma, because I really think he is a sociopath, and I think he was born that way.
I just know that an occasional spanking didn't harm me one bit and i learned a great deal from it. I find that it works fine in my house and i rarely have to spank my kids anyway. More often than not...just asking them if they want a spanking works wonders.
Its fine how you feel about it...and some parents DO take it to the extreme. I am not one of those people.
Honestly i wouldn't spank this kid Latarion...i would just get him some mental help because something just isn't right there.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Why hasn't Latarian been nominated for Hot Slut?????????
SHOE IN!
LCT - you don't have kids right?
It is very easy to say what you should do as an alternative to spanking when you aren't faced WITH that choice. Yes, my kids get toys taken away, favorite movie taken away, etc. But there are certain situations that require right then and their action, that taking a toy away or whatever just doesn't do it.
Example: When I was on maternity leave with BB#2, Big D was 3 years old. We were going to the grocery store, I got him out of the car and walked him to the other side to get the baby out, while I was bent over trying to get the GD car seat out of it's holder, I looked back to make sure D was still by my side. He wasn't he was running out into the middle of the parking lot. I ran after him, brought him back to the car and swatted his butt which GOT HIS attention. It was very clear to him that what he did was wrong and he knew not to do it again.
Not wanting to get into an arguement. But it's very easy to say you won't do something when you aren't in the situation.
Submitted by paulapoo on September 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Cagematch: Latarian vs. Harvey
LMFAO! Am I wrong for saying go Latarian?
This kid needs an intervention *STAT*. He seems to be raising himself and making up his own ethics as he goes along, without parental guidance of course.
Unfortunately, I can only see more years in the youth courts for him, followed by incarceration as an adult. Sad how some kids are given up on before they get a chance to grow up.
He is a sociopath; they should get him treatment NOW. I worked with kids who were a bit older then this in an acute psychiatric facility, age 12 or so who had the same personality type; very scary. These kids just didn't get the idea of laws and empathy for others.
Usually these kids have parents who are also sociopaths and/or in jail.
At the very least, CPS needs to be involved and remove the kid from the memaw who can't supervise him; next time he'll kill himself or someone else.
Either that or teach the kid to drive for christmas sake, LOL.