Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
Thanks Jenn
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ILovePapaSmurf on September 22, 2008 - 2:43pm.
With that being said, I'd so kick it with this kid while listening to N.W.A. and playing dominoes.
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Now that is funny.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I see your point, all I'm saying is I do not resent my mother for being my mother instead of my friend, that is the reason today she is my mother AND my friend.
some kids just deserve some physical punishment.
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OK, there's where we disagree. No child "deserves" to be beaten, IMHO.
My mom was not my friend, but she taught me right from wrong.
Do not wear stripes with plaid, she said
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Cagematch: Latarian vs. Harvey
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:44pm.
LOL.. that's just a nice way of saying I won't shut up, isn't it?
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HAHAHA! Nooooo. It's a way of saying you can talk your kids out of being brats versus spanking it out of them.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Examples? My kid is almost 15. I seriously doubt I've faced or not faced anything any other mother has, and I handled it without spanking.
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Maybe you're just better at communicating than most :P
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LOL.. that's just a nice way of saying I won't shut up, isn't it?
I was spanked, but not too often, because I didn't get in much trouble. It was never anything other than the hand.
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I was spanked growing up, get the belt a couple times too, but let me tell you, once you've gotten the belt, you make DAMN sure you don't ever do anything to deserve that whoopin ever again.
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Maybe I am an old softie but I cannot imagine doing that to my child...EVER.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
YES! My favorite future three striker is at it again!
With that being said, I'd so kick it with this kid while listening to N.W.A. and playing dominoes.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Examples? My kid is almost 15. I seriously doubt I've faced or not faced anything any other mother has, and I handled it without spanking.
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Maybe you're just better at communicating than most :P
don't get mad y'all
I said that I would NEVER hit my kids BEFORE I had them
I lied... that is all
*bad mommy award*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I see your point, all I'm saying is I do not resent my mother for being my mother instead of my friend,that is the reason today she is my mother AND my friend.
some kids just deserve some physical punishment.
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Maybe this is a matter of those who have had horrible experiences with being hit versus those who haven't. My stepdad would slap me in the face and toss me down the stairs to try to get me to behave. I would never in a million years do anything even remotely similar to that to my children, hence why I don't think even spanking is ok. Either way you look at it, it's causing physical pain to your child in a way they don't understand. I just don't think that's ok.
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Sorry, but there are times when spanking your child is FAR MORE productive than putting them on a time out.
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Examples? My kid is almost 15. I seriously doubt I've faced or not faced anything any other mother has, and I handled it without spanking.
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I was spanked growing up, get the belt a couple times too, but let me tell you, once you've gotten the belt, you make DAMN sure you don't ever do anything to deserve that whoopin ever again.
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Hello! You got that right.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 2:37pm. at Chris Klein thread:
Speaking totally personally, I firmly believe that there is a huge difference between spanking for discipline purposes and beating a kid.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This is what happens when you are raised by a 12 year old and you don't even know who your father is. You also end up with a name like Latrarivegetarian or watever the fuck.
Great!! Momus just spoiled Nanny McPhee!!!
On topic: Hoodrat.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?"
...and the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is:
"Maybe I'm a king."
Can this be a food thread instead?
Diner food - meatloaf with spinach gravy - oh god.
~~The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a diner.
Submitted by TT99 on September 22, 2008 - 2:29pm.
But he's a young black male, so instead of being diagnosed as something phony and given copious prescription drugs, he will more than likely be thrown into jail and tried as an adult by the time he is 15.
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That is the sad sad truth.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Don't worry
you aren't the only person who said he needs a spanking
I said it too. :>
Submitted by M.E. on September 22, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Sorry, but there are times when spanking your child is FAR MORE productive than putting them on a time out.
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A time-out isn't the only alternative to spanking. What about taking away something they rely on to get through the day, like XBox or TV or something? They'd feel the effects of that pretty quick.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:32pm.
*sigh*
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Look, we all parent differently. Even though it's something I feel really strongly about, if you think you are doing what's right for your child, then there's no reason to sigh. I can't say in all honesty, though I try not to, that I don't pass judgement on those who spank. But ultimately, my opinion is just that, my OPINION.
I was just compelled to respond when someone says "whip your kids asses or they'll turn out like this kid", because I think that's an extremely stupid thing to say.
I was spanked growing up, get the belt a couple times too, but let me tell you, once you've gotten the belt, you make DAMN sure you don't ever do anything to deserve that whoopin ever again.
Submitted by zomay on September 22, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 1:59pm.
zomay and Auntie Mame: Or, Nanny McPhee.
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Yes. I would not fuck with Nanny McPhee. She has magical powers.
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Since Nanny McPhee gets prettier as the children learn their life lessons, does she uglier and meaner when the children get worse?
Nanny could discharge industrial-strength whoop-ass on this runt with leaving any marks, scars, or other traces. And, he'd straighten up right fast.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Please...i really like most of you people...but arguing about spanking isnt making me feel warm fuzzies. Most of you dont like others opinions pushed on you and i feel the same way. I spank my kids....so i must be a troubled woman who was beat by her folks so i just dont know any better, right? Yet most of you would like to take this Latarion kid into a room and whack on him for an hour or so....go figure.
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No one's telling you what you can and can't do. People are simply expressing that they don't think spanking is ok and trying to explain why they think other people do. If you'd like to explain why it is ok and why you do it without getting angry, by all means, go for it. No one's going to tell you to shut it.
Sandbitch - No jewish delis in Australia? Jesus wept.
Mrs K - Montreal smoked meat sammy with fries dipped in mayo. Come on up.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by TT99 on September 22, 2008 - 4:29pm.
PLZ, don't give me the Young black male thing... this little fucker deserves be trown in jail not matter what color is he..
I bet you that if grandma has beaten the shit out of him before, he wouldn't have been arrested for beaten her up.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:25pm.
IDK, but everytime I felt like taking something that wasn't mine I didn't think about the embarassment of that moment, I always remebered the belt beating... that stopped me.
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That makes a lot of sense, but had you not been beaten, perhaps the humiliation and embarrassment WOULD have been enough to make you stop and think, that's all I'm saying.
Maybe, maybe not.
Believe me, I can imagine swatting a kid on the tush, but beating them with a belt...I just don't have it in me to do that. I can't imagine any way of justifying inflicting that much pain on someone I love.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Sorry, but there are times when spanking your child is FAR MORE productive than putting them on a time out.
Please...i really like most of you people...but arguing about spanking isnt making me feel warm fuzzies. Most of you dont like others opinions pushed on you and i feel the same way. I spank my kids....so i must be a troubled woman who was beat by her folks so i just dont know any better, right? Yet most of you would like to take this Latarion kid into a room and whack on him for an hour or so....go figure.
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TITS!
I love Sam!!! Cael, i'd punch.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?"
...and the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is:
"Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Corned Beef Reuben: Grilled rye with Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and a side of 1000 island.....6.95
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Are you kidding me! Do people actually eat that? It ain't possible...
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Oh mais oui. C'est tres magnifque. I like it warm so that the cheese is juuuust melty, and the bread toasty. Burns a hole in your stomach lining but your mouth doesn't care about that.
Never had it with thousand island, must try that. Always been more of a mouseturd girl.
I'm having to swallow the accumulated saliva in my mouth just thinking about it.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Is he too young for Juvie?
Unfortunately, I do not see a bright future ahead of him. Unless, someone makes a huge difference in his life. But to have no concience at 7 years old.
That scares me.
How much longer before he kills someone "Cuz I wanned ta!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I don't think I've ever seen so much meat on a sanga. Is it OK to make a mess as you eat it?
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Sweetie have you ever been to a Jewish deli? Turn off the lights and you can see the sparks flying!
And yeah, that is the standard for a good deli sammich.
You are right, it's crazy!!!!!
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by The real JB on September 22, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Thanks for the link!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 5:25pm.
what do you think would have happened if your mom had taken you to the store and had you tell the lady that you were sorry and that your mother taught you better than that. Do you think you would have turned into an international jewel thief?
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Well said.
This kid's probably not mentally ill, not a sociopath. He's clearly been let down by the most important people in his life, his own parents, and he's acting out in the most egregious ways. Unfortunately his grandmother is at a loss. But he's a young black male, so instead of being diagnosed as something phony and given copious prescription drugs, he will more than likely be thrown into jail and tried as an adult by the time he is 15.
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"I think you better pop another pill cause that's crazy." - Michael Scofield
For those of you here who hit... sorry, 'spank' your kids, did you ever stop to think they might grow up totally scared of you? Is that really what you want? Can you think of no better way to get them to behave? Spanking might be a quick way to get them to shut up but it by no means fixes a problem.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:25pm.
IDK, but everytime I felt like taking something that wasn't mine I didn't think about the embarassment of that moment, I always remebered the belt beating... that stopped me.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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what do you think would have happened if your mom had taken you to the store and had you tell the lady that you were sorry and that your mother taught you better than that. Do you think you would have turned into an international jewel thief?
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LMAO!
Mrs. K gives me the warm fuzzies.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 2:24pm.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?"
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"Maybe I'm a king."
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ooooh that gives me chills when he says it.
I also REALLY loved the scene were sammy (not corned beef, back away K) runs out of the tent after seeing the man lurking. The music is mondo boffo.
What really breaks my heart here is that I never got a chance to introduce this kid to my grandma. Bitch coulda used a beat down.
so what, kids on the farm drive equipment at 5! ;)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Ha...thats what im afraid of. In this day and age...the doctors are putting all sorts of kids on unnecessary medications. My son is quite precocious and if he isnt properly stimulated...gets into all sorts of trouble. He doesn't act like a brat or anything, quite the opposite. Its just that if he gets bored, he goes looking for something to do and gets into stuff he shouldnt. I'm afraid some stupid doctor is going to say some BS about him being ADHD or something...and i'd have to tell him to eff off..lol.
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Submitted by Euphoria on September 22, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on September 22, 2008 - 5:17pm.
IDK, I know somebody who used a lot of drugs while young and has 3 extremely gifted kids, I'm talking about kids who play 2 or more instrments by the age of 5..
The father is a very smart guy, but not as talented.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Michael K, you wrong here. he didn't steal his grand ma's car again as posted on Crunktastical. He got arrested for beating his grandma up. This report is from the original time she stole the car just from a different network.
check out the coverage of him hitting Grandma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mw06DZbme8
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 22, 2008 - 2:12pm.
When I was 8 years old, I stole a yogurt from a convenience store.. when I got home and my mother realized what I had done , she beated the shit out of me, with a belt and then she proceeded to take me to the store and tell the lady that I was sorry and that My mother taught me better than that... I never stole ANYTHING, ever again.
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what do you think would have happened if your mom had taken you to the store and had you tell the lady that you were sorry and that your mother taught you better than that. Do you think you would have turned into an international jewel thief?
ok, i CLEARLY have too much time on my hands, but i think this the same hood rat story as last one, just minus the hood rat reference.
i watched both clips back to back and my first thought was "damn, poor grandma hood rat has a new suv but the same beat t shirt". then i watched them both again carefully (i repeat earlier comment about too much time and hands), hood rat is also sporting the same shirt, it's route from cost co to wal mart with the same wacktacular speeded up footage, etc etc...
anyhow, maybe it will require another set of hood rat eyes to conduct further investigation, but me thinks judge judy may be taking the fall for something that didnt' happen!
MRS K.!!!
That joint is about 45 minutes away from me!!! Reuben, here i cums!!!!!
TITS,
"Doug Rich by fire light" Indeed!
After my Reuben, it's the whole 1st season of "The Riches"!!!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?"
...and the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is:
"Maybe I'm a king."