Monday, September 22nd 2008

Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)


UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!

If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.

---------------------------------------------

Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.

Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.

After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!

We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!

When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"

The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.

Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!

Thanks Jenn

Posted by: Michael K


Larray's picture

Little Latarian - this is yo cousin - Larray!

Boy I done told you not to take them keys until it's night foo! You sposed to take that shit when grandmama is sleep so I can give you that 10 dollars. Then you just take it to da port of miami and pick up them boxes i was tellin'. You ain't gettin' them 10 ducats now boy. You done fucked the shit up foo!

anna hannah's picture

WTF????? Grandma tried to beat him after the first incident and I think he put a beat on her instead. Grandma needs to just shove that little punk ass out of her house, send him to Juvenile Hall or give him back to his no account parents to deal with. I'd woop his fucking ass and then call the cops and say take it away, good riddance cause you just know where this little fucker is gonna be living in another ten years. Yeah another guest of the state.

speakit's picture

Submitted by luscious_t on September 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.

_____________________

smacking a hand away from danger is different.

But there's no reason to spank a two year old. An underdeveloped brain is even more reason not to hit. Other than hurting them, what the hell will it serve?

I've seen women slap infants across the face and it takes everything for me not to beat the living shit out of them.

boomsy's picture

Submitted by luscious_t on September 22, 2008 - 4:17pm

ODD; I HATE that label. It should be called BAC for 'Bad Ass Child'. I've worked with a lot of kids with ODD and while some of them have been through a lot of shit in their lives most of them were just spoiled brats whose parents waited until they were school age or older to start disciplining them. My parents punished me for small stuff when I was little but it scared me so much I wouldn't DARE try anything major. I don't I got a spanking after the age of 8 or 10, and didn't need it. You've got to put the fear of God in them is what I used to hear all the time...

**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Euphoria's picture

Submitted by luscious_t on September 22, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I'd also wonder what habits the father had. research is showing sperm is very affected by substance abuse - stuff like coke, meth, etc can be as damaging to the sperm as to the egg or in utero.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I SO believe that's possible! I knew a guy who had done a LOT of drugs (he was known as the "go to" guy if you wanted anything; needless-to-say, I was scared of him) and he married and his little girl was severely mentally challenged. He had an affair with this young girl while he was married and this girl got pregnant. The baby turned out just like the other child from the marriage. So many people wondered if it was from HIS drug use.

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 3:17pm.
There is rarely a spanking in my house...RARELY. My husband enforces them more than i do...but honestly I think its very narrow minded to think that an occasional swat on the bum is going to mentally damage my child. Like i said...I was spanked occasionally but not often as a kid and it wised me up. I didnt want to be spanked so i STOPPED the negative behavior that caused it to happen in the first place. Thats my reasoning.

*************************************

My hub. says that the cure for adhd is a smack on the ass

I don't really think that is the answer...
But I don't think drugs are either.

I would rather swat my boy once then put him on ritalin or some other stimulant...

*shrugs* what do I know lol

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

What a little pig fuck! Hed lose some of his fat ass if I had 10 minutes with him. Hed be drinking chocolate quick thru a straw for the rest of his life, little fucker.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

LoLo's picture

Kids suck.
They need to be back working in factories and not talking!

keeding

______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

zomay's picture

I worked in a Jewish deli for 3 years. If I never smell corned beef or pastrami or sourkraut or that gefuellte fish, or the mish mosh matzo ball soup, or chopped liver, I will be okay with it. Blintzes are good though.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nebraska has a new "Safe Haven Law" You can drop a child of ANY AGE off at a hospital with no questions asked. She should definitely utilize this law. I would drive is bad ass off to the nearest hospital!!!!

Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

Whether or not you're pro or anti corporal punishment, hitting this kid now is closing the barn door after the horse is gone. He's already a little sociopath. Nobody and nothing will change that. He was either indulged or neglected when he should have been developing a conscience.

Too late.

Time for a lobotomy and a lock on the cookie jar.

luscious_t's picture

Spanking and "swats' are very useful when children's brains aren't fully developed, yet they need conditioned for their safety. For example, the terrible 2s: smacking that hand that tries to touch the stove actually makes a lot of biological sense.

*****
~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~

***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

NovaNightly's picture

OH...come on now...when i was given the "look" it was to tell me that a spanking was coming if i didnt stop what i was doing. lol.

^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

dustbunny's picture

Wonder why I don't want kids. I'd beat this kid silly if he was mine. His grandmother is going to be uninsureable. 2 totalled cars in a year?============
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:12pm.

Maybe so. But I was spanked.
---------------

Me too. That's not to say all kids who get spanked WILL spank. I don't think I could ever in my right mind hit my kid (spanking is hitting, no way around it). I just think for those who spank, they do so because that's what they know.

xxyxz's picture

LCT

Me too...BuT this little MO needs SOMETHING! And it ain't ritalin!

all that kid needs is to be hooked on speed

boomsy's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:03pm

I've got a friend from college in Cleveland Heights; one of the craziest people I've ever met but fun as hell.

**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Madam Pince's picture

Euphoria, I'm further north. I've just read a lot of Carl Hiaasen, and he mentions Raiford quite a lot. It's the big pen in Florida, and Latarian is a resident of the Sunshine State.

***********************************************************

Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane

luscious_t's picture

Baby psychopath right here - that's what my profs called 'em. When he's an adult, he'll be diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder. Right now, they prolly have him pegged as oppositional defiant disorder - and prolly ADHD and/or bipolar disorder. They could medicate him but doubt it helps because 1-personality disorders don't respond to Rx and 2- you can tell the adults in his life do not follow any behavioral interventions. I mean, if this really happened twice - what in sam hill would lead an adult person to leave the keys out and let it happen again.

I agree 100% with the poster predicting prison in his future. Def going to happen - if he doesn't die first. :(

I'd also wonder what habits the father had. research is showing sperm is very affected by substance abuse - stuff like coke, meth, etc can be as damaging to the sperm as to the egg or in utero.

*****
~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~

***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

NovaNightly's picture

There is rarely a spanking in my house...RARELY. My husband enforces them more than i do...but honestly I think its very narrow minded to think that an occasional swat on the bum is going to mentally damage my child. Like i said...I was spanked occasionally but not often as a kid and it wised me up. I didnt want to be spanked so i STOPPED the negative behavior that caused it to happen in the first place. Thats my reasoning.

^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 7:10am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 2:06pm.

Are you kidding me! Do people actually eat that? It ain't possible...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
you got a problem with that?

====================================

I don't think I've ever seen so much meat on a sanga. Is it OK to make a mess as you eat it?

Notoriousrem_22's picture

If you know how to control your kids you should NEVER have to hit them. All it takes is 'the look' and they will stfu, the best parents I know NEVER had to raise a hand to their kids all they had to do was look at them and those kids knew what time it was. Dont let your kids think they are the boss, lay the law down from day one. And there is not difference between hitting and spanking, its all the same shit. Just wait till your kid is old enough to hit you back cuz once they are sick of being bullied by you they will smack the shit out of you. Trust.
And when that day comes that your child loses all respect for you, you will know. It sucks just ask my mom. Spanking and hitting is just a lazy way to parent.

Madam Pince's picture

I'll say this about beating a child:

My bf's then-14-yo son threatened a beatdown because I wouldn't let him wear a shirt reading "Lord of the Cockrings" to school. This child was already over six feet tall and much bigger than me, but I responded with The Look and, "If you even hit me once, you'd better hope you kill me, because otherwise I'm gonna put you six feet under."

He backed off immediately. But apparently this was/is how he handles confrontations with his mom.

***********************************************************

Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane

Euphoria's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 5:10pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You ain't lyin' sweetie! I would kill for a Nova Platter and some Matzo Brei! Not kill, because unlike little Latrine I have a conscience, but I would steal it off your plate when you weren't looking! ☺

zomay's picture

Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 1:59pm.
zomay and Auntie Mame: Or, Nanny McPhee.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yes. I would not fuck with Nanny McPhee. She has magical powers.

NovaNightly's picture

Um yeah...ok...whatever.

^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

me0595's picture

He needs to be taken out of the home and put in a locked rubber room where he's beaten by robots, while the robots tell him that it's fun to do bad stuff. And that all needs to be filmed for reality television.

shut the smurf up's picture

When I was 8 years old, I stole a yogurt from a convenience store.. when I got home and my mother realized what I had done , she beated the shit out of me, with a belt and then she proceeded to take me to the store and tell the lady that I was sorry and that My mother taught me better than that... I never stole ANYTHING, ever again.

Give me 5 minutes with the little fucker.. and you'll see

*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*

speakit's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 5:10pm.

_______________________

Maybe so. But I was spanked.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.

LCT

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/05/national/main1593568.shtml
----------------

Oh my God! What the hell?! I feel bad for the kid, no matter what he did to deserve going there...

Euphoria's picture

Submitted by Madam Pince on September 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Are you from Florida? I wondered because I believe that is where Raiford is...but I could be wrong.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 5:01pm.

Does anyone know much about the penal system for young kids like him? Can they actually do anything? If so, how severe are the punishments?
---------------------------------------------------

I know of kids who have been convicted at age 11, hit with full on adult charges. Spent until 18 and juvee then were transfered to an adult prison until 25-35 years old. If the judge wants to do it he will, this is also his second offense so I doubt they will take it lightly. He is too much of a risk to have on the streets and obviously there is a sever lack of parenting which will also be taken into consideration. He could also end up in the coo coos nest doped out on meds if they feel that is the route to go. All in all it will depend on what kind of day the judge is having, unfortunately.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Euphoria on September 22, 2008 - 2:08pm.

kosher deli ROCKS!!!!!!

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.

______________________________________

You're right. Your kids, your choice. But getting defensive about it only shows you can't provide a logical reason as to why, other than you choose to.

I don't try to tell other parents what to do. I responded to someone trying to tell everyone THEY should spank.
--------------------

A lot of it seems to be that if your parents spanked you, you grow up thinking spanking is ok and the way to deal with things. You were never told why, hence why you can't explain why you do it, really.

idiots drive me loco's picture

didn't this fucking monster beat his grandma too? Fuck, this kid is probably a sociopath, which means there is no treatment, no cure. Wonder how many bodies he'll rack up when he's 20?

Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 22, 2008 - 2:06pm.

Are you kidding me! Do people actually eat that? It ain't possible...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
you got a problem with that?

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!

luscious_t's picture

This is the same story, I'm sure of it. Same cop and same wrecks - or else this kid loves his ass some Costco~

*****
~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~

***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

speakit's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.

because it doesn't serve much of a purpose other than letting the parent blow off steam

______________________

Bingo.

Euphoria's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 7:03am.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My fave is a Rachel (made with pastrami instead of corned beef) but DAMN that sammie is making me salivate!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Teen Boot camps
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!

xxyxz's picture
LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

My mom spanked me, and I had very little respect for her growing up because of it.

All my dad had to do was give me a look and I behaved WAY better than if I was spanked.

I really don't think spanking is the solution, not because of the whole 'hitting children is wrong!' thing (even though it is), but because it doesn't serve much of a purpose other than letting the parent blow off steam.

speakit's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.

______________________________________

You're right. Your kids, your choice. But getting defensive about it only shows you can't provide a logical reason as to why, other than you choose to.

I don't try to tell other parents what to do. I responded to someone trying to tell everyone THEY should spank.

Euphoria's picture

I would be curious to find out if his bio mother did drugs while he was in utero. It could seriously have fucked him up and he may, literally, have NO conscience. If he has none, nothing will give him one and he is a complete danger to society and always will be because you cannot reform this type of person...they don't understand the concept of actions having consequences because they feel no empathy, sympathy or anything of that nature for anyone in society...it's absent from their makeup. And if he's tortured or killed small animals...that is a sure sign that he's FUBAR for the rest of his life and should be locked away before he goes on a killing spree.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 7:03am.

TITS,

Corned Beef Reuben: Grilled rye with Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and a side of 1000 island.....6.95

=====================

Are you kidding me! Do people actually eat that? It ain't possible...

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 5:04pm.

LCTalina

this onle lady sent her child to boot camp...

He was punished and died...

I don't remember the name of the ppl involved..But it was BS. The "kid" has some sort of medical condition

But SHE sent him there
------------------

He died??? His mom obviously didn't like him much, and neither did the boot camp people. Sadly this kid is such a dick if he was sent to boot camp they'd probably kill him too.

kdracofan's picture

Ufffff!

----------------------------------------------
"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Madam Pince's picture

This child shares a trait with many incarcerated felons in that he doesn't have a conscience. While I was running a prison library, I heard about a study that indicated that felons consistently showed no activity in the areas of the brain governing conscience and consequences. Just from watching the inmates on a daily basis, I definitely believe that.

I see Raiford in your future, kid.

***********************************************************

Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane

NovaNightly's picture

Honestly this whole spanking or no spanking argument pisses me off. Yeah...ok....HITTING a child is not ok...we get it. Thanks. I understand all that...but i SPANK and that is different. PLUS...none of you know how I spank or how my kid handles it. Personally it's no ones business what I use to discipline my child...but i hate it when others push that whole "you should never HIT your child" BS on me and try to make me feel guilty. PAH. Sorry folks...you do your thing, and i will do mine. I dont use spanking constantly like i said...there are other punishments that work great too.

^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

xxyxz's picture

LCTalina

this onle lady sent her child to boot camp...

He was punished and died...

I don't remember the name of the ppl involved..But it was BS. The "kid" has some sort of medical condition

But SHE sent him there