Guess Who's Back? (UPDATE)
UPDATE: It looks like someone has decided Latarian needed to make a comeback. Reader Tracy wrote to tell me that the story is in none of the local papers or on local news stations.checked to see. Whoever put this clip together used old footage from the first time Latarian stole his grandmother's car and presented it as though he struck again. As far as I know, Latarian did not steal his grandma's SUV again. It was just a trick! I was bamboozled!
If Latarian is still doing hood rat stuff, he's doing it on the down low. I'm sorry, Latarian! I'm sure he'll pistol whip me later.
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Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old kid who stole his memaw's car last April to do "hood rat stuff," has struck again! Struck four more times to be exact.
Latarian stole the keys to his grandma's 2006 Durgano AGAIN! How the hell is she just leaving her keys out in the open like that?! She needs to hide that shit under a fruit bowl or somewhere else he will never look.
After Latarian stole the car, he drove down the street, turned into Costco, hit two parked cars, got back onto the street and hit two more parked cars before pulling into the Wal-Mart parking lot. He finally hit a sign and then drove into a ditch. His grandmother's Durango is totaled and Latarian doesn't give a fuck!
We all know why he want to Wal-Mart. For the chicken wings!
When asked why he stole his grandmother's SUV again, Latarian said, "Cause I wanted to do it. My friend was in the car with me. I took it on a high-speed chase!" And what does he think about the people whose cars he hit? "I think nothing about them!"
The reporter is the most patient and professional woman in the business. I would have knocked those ice trays out of his hands and then bit at my own hands to stop from shaking him. Or I would have laughed hysterically and then cried myself into a little ball on the floor.
Judge Judy is to blame for all of this! She was supposed to have him on her show and then she canceled it at the last minute. She could have saved Latarian!
Thanks Jenn
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 5:01pm.
LCT,
In a room alone with Latrine??? I would pray to Jebus that the little fucker doesn't shank me before help arrives!!!
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I'm sure he wouldn't. He'd probably call you Whitey and try to drive over you will a rolley chair though.
Doug Rich by fire light no less ma petit chou chou.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
TITS,
Corned Beef Reuben: Grilled rye with Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and a side of 1000 island.....6.95
Brennan's Colony
2299 Lee Rd.
Cleveland Heights, OH
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
If this kid wants attention, then the best thing you could possibly do to him, that would really get his attention, is lock him away in solitary confinement for a very long time. He would probably bash his head against the wall until unconscious.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 22, 2008 - 1:54pm.
....and on that note, I am off to pick up a 6 year old from school, and guide him wisely, so he doesn;t do this kind of shit as he gets older.
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Just be careful not to let him see how you work the pedals 'n shit.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Latrine (whatever his name. Just call him future inmate #0U812) was born bad. Look at the videos. The kid is a future serial killer. He's probably already killed small animals. He already attacked Grammy in public.
A tranquilizer gun with enough Thorazine to stop a charging Rhino, and 4 by 5 cell is the only thing that will keep the rest of society safe from this kid.
If Grandma snaps and kills him, no jury will convict her. Just show the jury the videos.
LCT,
In a room alone with Latrine??? I would pray to Jebus that the little fucker doesn't shank me before help arrives!!!
TITS,
I spy Doug Rich.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?"
...and the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is:
"Maybe I'm a king."
Does anyone know much about the penal system for young kids like him? Can they actually do anything? If so, how severe are the punishments?
MRS K!!!! is that a cornedbeef sammy with a pickle?
you bitch. i'm hungry and you chose that as you icon?
icon as in pray to...
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by shandi on September 22, 2008 - 4:52pm.
If this is the stuff he is doing NOW, just think of the shit he will be pulling when he is 17. The kids obviously lacks a conscience and like so many others have said, he needs to have the shit beaten out of him.
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Lack of Conscience = Sociopath (Think Ted Bundy) *shudders*
(And I couldn't agree with you more!)
Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 22, 2008 - 4:54pm.
The parents are where?
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That's what I want to know. Why hasn't his grandmother or CPS intervened and gotten him psychological help? His behavior is learned, it can be unlearned.
zomay and Auntie Mame: Or, Nanny McPhee.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This kid does not need to have his ass beat and lets be realistic even if this kid got his ass beat it wouldn't stop him. He needs to get in the system and get that little head checked out, his grandma is raising him but yet his mom is still around? Fuckin sketchy. Obviously the degenerate gene has been passed down to this fuckin kid. Hitting a child accomplishes NOTHING, trust I got my ass beat forever and all it did was make me even WORSE. You hit a kid who is mentally unstable and who has no regard you are not going to get thru you are just going to push him to do something more 'hood rat'. So whos betting on him stealing the rental grandmama is gonna have?
And how come we never see the mom? Its always the grandma, no grandma should be raising a child it is not their job. Obviously this family went to the Dina Lynne Sarah Lohan Spears Palin school of parenting. God Bless America.
'You know this boogie is for real.'- Jamiroquai
I don't know what the solution is, but I can guarantee you spanking is not going to help. If he lacks a conscience a beating won't do a damn thing for him.
Now, bitch slapping his memaw might do some good.
He's obviously never had any discipline or structure or guidance in his life.
Big Brothers of America.
That's the ticket.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Auntie Mame on September 22, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Zomay! MADEA is the perfect grand-ma for this little turd. She would pistal whip his ass until the devil would cry for him.
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Yes. 2 months with Madea and this little boy will be saying "PLEASE" and "THANKYOU" to everyone.
This kid needs to be sent to Camp. The boot camp type for trouble making kids.
And beaten, repeatedly.
Holy God! What a fat little fucking sociopath!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on September 22, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Nova, your quote is making me laff my ass off. Where's it from?
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Its from Monty Python's Holy Grail, i believe. I love me some Monty Python! :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I think the grandma should start stealing his toys and busting them up right in front of the kid to teach him about respecting other people's property. They should let the owners of those damaged cars come over and drive over his damn Playstation. That'll teach him!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
....and on that note, I am off to pick up a 6 year old from school, and guide him wisely, so he doesn;t do this kind of shit as he gets older.
Guidance, courtesy and "common" sense- what ever happend to them?
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
There is a correctional facility in this kids not too distant future. And we, the taxpayers will be footing the bill for this delinquent. The parents are where?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Give me honest answers: If you had this kid alone with you in a room without windows, what would you do?
Honestly? cry my eyes out.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Hood rat should be held down and publicly tickled.
And his elders need to have their TV's and SUV's and guns confiscated. STAT.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
ITA, sistah. All hitting teaches a child is that if you are bigger, older and more powerful than someone else you can express your displeasure with them by hitting them.
This kid needs something but it ain't corporal punishment.
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A fucking up the rear end with his Grandma's SUV's exhaust pipe? That's not technically child abuse.
I don't how I feel about spanking a kid, my mom beat me with a belt one time and bloody my lip and I turned out fine taught my dumbass a lesson. I just look back and laugh at her over reaction. But everyone is different. I think the problem is parents want to be their childs friend intsead of being the parent.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 22, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Give me honest answers: If you had this kid alone with you in a room without windows, what would you do?
hug him
give him some warm milk...
beat him up a little..
rinse
repeat as needed
"How do you think I feel?" she says.
I think you need to quit talking about how you "feel" and punish the hell out of that kid before he grows up into a bone-deep sociopath. It's punishment now or prison later, lady.
@ spanking
I hitchiked one day with my friends at camp and the counselors found us and told my parents. I was around 9 or 10. My parents, of course, were not too happy. They explained to me why my actions were retarded and then they gave me a choice of a A) a spanking or B) no bike for a month. Spanking please!
And I turned out great, you know.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If this is the stuff he is doing NOW, just think of the shit he will be pulling when he is 17. The kids obviously lacks a conscience and like so many others have said, he needs to have the shit beaten out of him. I would put the fear of God in that child.
Seriously, if I were his grandma, I would say "I quit" and hand him over to the state. There is no way in hell I would put up with this little shit.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 22, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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I totally know what you mean about 'The Look'. In our house, we called it the 'Hairy Eyeball'. One of those, and you just KNEW you screwed up bad. I think it would still scare the shit out of me!
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
Nova, your quote is making me laff my ass off. Where's it from?
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Send him to a Buddhist monastery in Bhutan.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Give me honest answers: If you had this kid alone with you in a room without windows, what would you do?
Zomay! MADEA is the perfect grand-ma for this little turd. She would pistal whip his ass until the devil would cry for him.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
What I don't understand is how these parents/grandparents don't instill fear & respect in their chirren. The Voodoo Chile has told me many times she would rather had her ass beaten raw than have her grandparents or me give her The Look -- because that meant she'd lost our respect and earned our high dudgeon. This was a child who knew she was greatly loved, but still didn't try any of this crazy shit.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Submitted by Mopa on September 22, 2008 - 3:40pm.
We had a neighborhood kid like that. He threw a snake through our back door, wrote profanity in the dust on our car, stood and stared at me when I fell off my bike and busted my head open, and then went into the military, God help us all. Perhaps the perfect place for him. Except now he's totally psychotic.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Sorry...i believe in an occasional spanking. You should never do it all the time as a punishment for everything because YES it can screw with the kid and make him think hitting is OK. I got spanked...occasionally as a kid...and I grew up to be just fine...as did my parents and grandparents...etc. There are other kinds of punishments out there that are effective...like time-outs, taking away the things they love like TV and their fav toys for example. BUT this kid Latarion has some SERIOUS problems and needs some kind of clinical or developmental help. I personally would spank the shit out of him first. but thats just me.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
No need to beat him or spend the money to send him to boot camp.
Put him on a amish dairy farm in the middle of wherethefuckami until he's 16.
He's so fat he couldn't even walk to a bus stop to get out of town.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
I do not agree with hitting children in general, but this kid needs th shit kicked out of him.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
Hit this fat fucking kid!!!!! Close fisted
This is who the brat needs!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWVfAoa6v5g
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latarian needs to go on maury for the out of kids that go to boot camp
www.youtube.com/jt5284
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 1:41pm.
With all due respect, bull fucking shit.
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ITA, sistah. All hitting teaches a child is that if you are bigger, older and more powerful than someone else you can express your displeasure with them by hitting them.
This kid needs something but it ain't corporal punishment.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
And thank you to everyone for helping not turn this into a race issue; he's just a bad ass kid.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
If I ever saw that kid, I'd be in jail and up for the legal injection after 2 weeks.
7 year-olds should be making mud pies, not jacking cars.
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
I agree with MuffinAmy,
I live close to Palm Beach Gardens and I believe this is the same occurrence from April, the two videos share incredibly similar stories.
I would've loved it if Latarion had actually struck again, though.
If he's not a living testimony to the merits of American parenting then I don't know what is.
What a triumph he is.
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MuffinAmy is confused. Are we sure this isn't just another report from his April antics? I cannot believe all the players are saying EXACTLY the same things they did last time, including the cop: "we have to get him in the system"... what? You didn't get him in the system LAST time? *sighs*
The only thing missing that shows me this is a new occurrence? This time he didn't say "my friend and me wanted to do hoodrat stuff".
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 4:39pm.
I spank my kids....but I'll bet that this little shit Latarion is the type to laugh at you while you bust his ass. Grrrr...i hate that!!! He just needs all his liberties taken away from him...lock him in his room with nothing but elevator music being pumped in for him to listen to. lmao.
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I think you're totally right. When he gets punished he probably says stupid shit like, "Dat all you gots, Gramma? Brang it! Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa! Imma go steal ageen!"
Stupid little fuck. This kid should be a prime exactly of why children should be punished on the same level as adults. They know what they're doing.