Monday, September 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
When did Chris Klein become the creepy man on the block your parents warned you never to talk to? The man that would always buy lemonade from your stand and ask you if you like watching R-rated movies. Chris is almost as creepy looking as Katie Holmes. Almost.
There was a time when Chris was semi-hot, right? Now he just looks like he lives in his grandmother's basement and surrounds himself with his massive porcelain doll collection. He's freaking me out the way he's staring into the camera and through my soul. He's heavy petting me with his eyes. Gross. I bet he uses Purell as lube, because he's majorly OCD about germs.
That being said, I'd hit it on a puddle of instant hand sanitizer. Well, he looks like he's majorly freaky in the sheets.
OMFG! For a second there I thought it was a cleaned up Pauly Shore. SERIOUSLY!
I would, I think he looks hotter now than ever!!!
And for fuck sakes - leave Katie alone - can you imagine someon saying those things about you and your child??? Give me a break. No matter what Tom's religion is, I'm sure that he can still get it up and why is it so far-fetched that they fucked? Don't you remember her lip all worn off from constant face-sucking when they first got together?? the conspiracy theories are ridiculous. Suri is a gorgeous girl who looks like her Mum and her Dad - sheesh.
Submitted by jgl on September 23, 2008 - 4:56am.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweetie, there is an industry insider that confirmed this information. It's not speculation, but so many TomKataloonies just don't want to believe that *gasp* their beloved celebs lie and deceive their adoring fans. And that fake bump changed shape and size more than an amoeba.
My 2 cents. Katie was exposed to several CO$ during her Dawson's Creek days. Her director? the producer? maybe both. It has been a while and I am too lazy to look it up.
I still wonder about the Tom Cruise book that says they used Hubbard's popsicle sperm. I wouldn't put that past them. (I didn't read the book, but MK mentioned something about it.)
Celebworld used to have the montage of the magical baby bump, but I can't pull it up.
Would I hit it? No. He has never appealed to me.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I actually think he looks pretty hot here. Guess Im weird...
We're entitled to believe what we like, surely? Thus using our brains however we please.
This is the montage I was thinking of - http://www.simsgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/1390-690x555%5B1%5D.png
Submitted by carefreea on September 23, 2008 - 4:28am.
--------------------
so you say she had suri in december ..that's 4 months before she was born. i think these conspiracy theories are so crazy. you need to think a little....how the hell did she hide she was 4 months pregnant when she was with tom always in the public eye. also...when most women start to show at 3 months katie was 7 months. that's a big belly. your theory is bullshit. use your brain people...
Submitted by Euphoria on September 23, 2008 - 1:47am.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you for confirming the exact information that I've shared frequently on this site (especially the part about Katie dating Josh Hartnett) and a few people have scoffed at (not a lot, but a few) my claims. I do believe Katie was pregnant and showed the signs of pregnancy, just not in the exact scenario that was portrayed. She LOOKED very pregnant (even in the face, arms, boobs, etc.) in December, right before she gave birth to Suri - her REAL birthdate. She dropped off the radar for awhile and reemerged with a smaller (fake) baby bump that was about half the size of the former (real) bump, shopping all over the place, making sure she was seen by the paps wearing ridiculous heels that no pregnant woman could wear without agony, sans the fullness in the face, arms and boobs. That bump changed shapes daily until they CLAIMED Suri was born in April, which was complete bullshit. Trust!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I totally agree, and there used to be a wonderful photo montage of Katie during the months where her bump went up and down like crazy. I do believe she *was* pregnant but by Mr Hot Stuff above and she made a deal with the devil ending up where we are now. Stuck in a doomed marriage of convenience and even when her contract breaks, she'll be tainted by this crap. Shame really, as I did think she could have had a Kiki Drunkst-lite career :(
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 23, 2008 - 1:01am.
Carefree, I give Roger Friedman a free pass on being associated with Fox, because the man is always on target. They were smart enough to snap him up. That was a great story -- thanks for posting it.
~~~~~~~~~
No problems. I'm not up entirely on the Fox news issues, as such, as I'm in the UK but that article makes a lot of sense, and I figured it's better to share before the COS takes it away....
Yes. I would hit it. I don't believe I have ever answered "no" to any of these challenges.
___________________________________________________________________
"Be careful choosing the next words that come out of your mouth."
- Alexander Mahone
It looks like he hasn't washed his hair in about a week... Man alive. What a grease ball..
He looks like David Lander as Squiggy, LOL!
Duh, Travolta was sent over there to teach him a good lesson. Oh, and to tell him he better lose the pretty, sweet shit so that he doesn't resemble a little alien named Suri.
He needs to lop off that mop
Looking into the abyss...
Woah...at first I thought that was Pauly Shore.
That's the $cieno alien voodoo at work here.
He's been way MIA as well....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I'd do him if I was drunk.
His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...
Oh. So Katie was bearding for him, too. I always thought he seemed way too hot to be straight. Does that make Katie a lezbo or just an opportunist?
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I'd hit with a restraining order
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HeeHeeHee Post of the Day!
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
What happened to Robert Downey Jnr?
I would absolutely hit his shit!! As long as the hairstyle and glasses stayed on! What's hotter than fucking the shit out of a HOT geek?? Call me kinky, but he can come freak me out anytime...
damn I'm just never gonna get to have sex again with these options....
***********************************************
Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I'd hit it, everyone has one of those "I want to look like a pseudo-intellectual" days. Apparently this was his....
Yep. That is def. Suri's father. No question.
But why does homeboy look so damn creepy? That's Tommy Girl's job, isn't it?
suri real daddy.
He kinda looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, except Chris Klein would probably punch you in the face before he sexually assaulted you.
Those eensy weensy little feet creep me out almost as much as the total look. Would NOT hit it.
"Sono le feci dal Signore" - D. Galas
Ewwww! Definitely looks like a child-toucher. Actually, he really does look like a skinnier version of that dude Jennifer Anniston's character ends up with in Friends with Money.
Yes, he's still looks yummy to me...even dressed like a pedo.
I too remember that Elle interview, it was atrocious. I used to think he was cute until I read that drivel. He appears to be secretly thrilled that someone is taking his picture, like, "They recoginized that I am famous, of course."
chris klein was never even semi hot...
_____________________________________________
if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Hell to the No.
http://www.modegreen.com/
lloyd grossman?
Submitted by carefreea on September 22, 2008 - 7:05pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you for confirming the exact information that I've shared frequently on this site (especially the part about Katie dating Josh Hartnett) and a few people have scoffed at (not a lot, but a few) my claims. I do believe Katie was pregnant and showed the signs of pregnancy, just not in the exact scenario that was portrayed. She LOOKED very pregnant (even in the face, arms, boobs, etc.) in December, right before she gave birth to Suri - her REAL birthdate. She dropped off the radar for awhile and reemerged with a smaller (fake) baby bump that was about half the size of the former (real) bump, shopping all over the place, making sure she was seen by the paps wearing ridiculous heels that no pregnant woman could wear without agony, sans the fullness in the face, arms and boobs. That bump changed shapes daily until they CLAIMED Suri was born in April, which was complete bullshit. Trust!
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 22, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Yeah! That one:)
----------
I'm not sure who she is angel_i, I got the pic from a friend.
***********************************
BOO!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
And THIS is totally fucking funny right here! Him all trying to Lure katie back in.. He's like "don't I look all more handsome then Thomas Cruise?" *licks palm to slick hair*
-----------------------------------
Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Lawd almighty, I thought K-Fed had invested in hair gel and glasses. He looks like a playground pervert.
I guess that is what boinking the servile future wife of the Gay Alien Cruiser will do to you.
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Cheers, gyeah! We all go through stuff with the wrong people sometimes. My first husband was a case in point!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 22, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 8:07pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
*jumping out of hamper* *putting little sock monkey arms around your neck* *big smooches and hugs* Me luurves you, TigerLilly! Show me some love. *sniff* *sniff* mmmmmm....dryer sheets!
***************************************
What'd I say 'bout mixin' them dryer sheets up in yo' cooked down OxyClean???? That's some jacked up Heath Ledger shit right there and you know it. Oh, and I ain't gonna be you damn Mary Kate, so GETCHU MONKEY ASS TOGETHA!
O/T: Hoping this is for a "roll"...Ugh...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG! What happened! NO, I WOULD NOT HIT IT!
EOOWOWWOWOWOWOW!
David G.
http://www.WickedGayBlog.com
Submitted by Deb on September 22, 2008 - 8:41pm.
My 2 cents is keep him at a safe distance. I come from crazy. I KNOW crazy. This dude is doing some very unsavory shit. It's none of my biz, but that's what I think.
------------
Deb, thanks for the advise, it's duly noted. If i tell you what i have already been thru with this guy, you'd surely think i'm skitzo.
(\sarcasm on) We are soulmates fer sure (/sarcasm off)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 8:07pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
*jumping out of hamper* *putting little sock monkey arms around your neck* *big smooches and hugs* Me luurves you, TigerLilly! Show me some love. *sniff* *sniff* mmmmmm....dryer sheets!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:04pm.
My 2 cents is keep him at a safe distance. I come from crazy. I KNOW crazy. This dude is doing some very unsavory shit. It's none of my biz, but that's what I think.
Semi-off topic, but slightly related in the smarmyness factor, I watched most of the Dian Arbus movie with Nicole Kidman and Robert Downey, Jr. Talk about CREEPY!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He looks soft and fruity.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 22, 2008 - 6:53pm.
He looks the type to be constantly pushing or adjusting his eye glasses while using scissors to cut out pictures of people's eyes in magazines...then pasting them on the walls of his basement....every single wall...top to bottom.
*******************************************
SOCKAY! Yo, Monkey, gotchu some cooked down Oxyclean...Now, be careful wi' dat shit, monkey, it ain't what your used to...Donchu be mixin' no Anna Nicole type dryer sheets up in yo' shit, a'ight...
O/T...AMBER ALERT! Sorry, but ugh...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on September 22, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Yeah! That one:)
----------
I'm not sure who she is angel_i, I got the pic from a friend.
He resembles a child-toucher. Eww.
********
"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Submitted by Deb on September 22, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Good point. Is this guy a friend, or just someone you know?
------
Not a friend in the traditional sense of the word, just someone i met.
Carefree, I give Roger Friedman a free pass on being associated with Fox, because the man is always on target. They were smart enough to snap him up. That was a great story -- thanks for posting it.
***********************************************************
Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Psychos tend to dork themselves down to appear inoffensive but they are cuckoo. I know a few and by a few i mean one guy who does this.
Good point. Is this guy a friend, or just someone you know?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"